How many Mosquito Bites ya got?

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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I was thinking of the lush green lawn thread...I spent a lot of time in my yard this weekend. And I get pissed sometimes I cant enjoy it -- fucking mosquitoes!

    Anybody use those electric zappers, sprays, etc, to get rid of 'em?

    :x :evil:
    I got the spray system... But I've learned that Florida mosquitos laugh at the spray :lol: :shock:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Black Diamond wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I was thinking of the lush green lawn thread...I spent a lot of time in my yard this weekend. And I get pissed sometimes I cant enjoy it -- fucking mosquitoes!

    Anybody use those electric zappers, sprays, etc, to get rid of 'em?

    :x :evil:
    I got the spray system... But I've learned that Florida mosquitos laugh at the spray :lol: :shock:

    :lol::lol: Yeah, they are some devilish bastards! I had one of those sprays that you hook up to the hose. Worked Ok, but with all this rain, I think it just washed away.
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I was thinking of the lush green lawn thread...I spent a lot of time in my yard this weekend. And I get pissed sometimes I cant enjoy it -- fucking mosquitoes!

    Anybody use those electric zappers, sprays, etc, to get rid of 'em?

    :x :evil:
    I got the spray system... But I've learned that Florida mosquitos laugh at the spray :lol: :shock:

    :lol::lol: Yeah, they are some devilish bastards! I had one of those sprays that you hook up to the hose. Worked Ok, but with all this rain, I think it just washed away.
    I literally run from my car in the driveway :lol: :?
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    2


    :?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i once was bitten hundreds of times maybe thousands & could not leave my location as i was on a secret mission lurking about in a swamp, mid summer during a very wet season, & was sporting sandals, shorts & probably a sleeveless t-shirt. once i was home, i became ill for several days afterwards with fever & flu type symptoms & i itched like 41 mf'ers

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    23...I was only outside for maybe 10 minutes.

    AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHhghghghhgghhhhhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

    MAKE THE ITCHING STOP!
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  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    They like people who sends out lots of hormones like if you're h**rny and also people who are drunk and have dark clothes..
    Sometimes I let them bite me it's kind of fun to look at :D
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Annafalk wrote:
    They like people who sends out lots of hormones like if you're h**rny and also people who are drunk and have dark clothes..
    Sometimes I let them bite me it's kind of fun to look at :D

    they also really like people who have 'Type O' blood...I am O+...and I'm allergic to mosquitoes...the bites turn into huge swollen welts the size of golf balls. :(

    I need to get a 'bug suit'...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    get a pet dragonfly to eat the mosquitoes
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    JK_Livin wrote:
    get a pet dragonfly to eat the mosquitoes

    bats eat them too...having a pet bat would be cool...he'd love me, it would be like eating at an all you can eat buffet for him. :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Annafalk wrote:
    They like people who sends out lots of hormones like if you're h**rny and also people who are drunk and have dark clothes..
    Sometimes I let them bite me it's kind of fun to look at :D

    they also really like people who have 'Type O' blood...I am O+...and I'm allergic to mosquitoes...the bites turn into huge swollen welts the size of golf balls. :(

    I need to get a 'bug suit'...

    I'm also +0 :D:D
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,894
    Lizard wrote:
    2


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    Hershey 2003?
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  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Poncier wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    2


    :?
    Hershey 2003?

    I'm afraid that's all I could think of too.

    Do those bug 'tennis rackets' work on mosquitos? They have an electrical current and you wave them through the air and zap the bugs.
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  • Given to...
    Given to... Wyoming Posts: 5,007
    Poncier wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    2


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    Hershey 2003?


    I've always wondered if that girl was permanently scarred to the point of spending money cosmetically.
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  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    So far only 1and I got bit last night.... :P
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Too many. :x Not to mention a spider bite. Vengeance will be mine.
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  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    SD48277 wrote:
    Too many. :x Not to mention a spider bite. Vengeance will be mine.

    Maybe if that spider had more mosquitoes to eat, he would quit biting you. ;) I have 0 mosquito bites currently, but the powers that be say the W. Nile mosquito is at higher levels than ever in this town. Our county is leading the state in mosquitoes testing positive for W Nile. :fp:
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    currently sitting outside and I have zero mosquito bites. They just don't like me :cry:
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    3. on the ankle. fuckers,.
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  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    Caveeze wrote:
    3. on the ankle. fuckers,.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes

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