There are no piss break songs.

STAYSEA · May 2013

callen wrote:

Expel my fluids through sweat from rockin out to the music so no need to take a Piss Break. Also limit my alcohol consumption as I want to experience the show, not a buzz.

During Jazz Fest couple years ago went solo and didn’t want to lose my spot on rail so went 10h Hours WO taking a piss.

Pea Breaks need teamwork. :thumbup:

There is an article that says why some musicians wear diapers, and I'm not finding it today.

:?

Dr. Delight · May 2013

Like I've said before, you have two options to avoid leaving for the stalls.
If you're out on the grass, just drop your ball bag hammock and piss right there on the lawn, you will prob splash on the back of peoples legs, but F' it. There will prob be enough space in Wrigley GA for that not to be a issue.

If you're in the stands, just grab an empty cup/botle and urinate in it like you would on a long car trip. Peoples focus will be on the show, not your hog flapping in the wind.

STAYSEA · May 2013

Dr. Delight wrote:

Like I've said before, you have two options to avoid leaving for the stalls.
If you're out on the grass, just drop your ball bag hammock and piss right there on the lawn, you will prob splash on the back of peoples legs, but F' it. There will prob be enough space in Wrigley GA for that not to be a issue.

If you're in the stands, just grab an empty cup/bottle and urinate in it like you would on a long car trip. Peoples focus will be on the show, not your hog flapping in the wind.

I'm sure some women could do this. Not Me :nono:

The OP needs to learn the opening chords of the songs that they are willing to miss. I myself, have 3 songs I can potty break for.

SP96445 · May 2013

EarlWelsh wrote:

I almost fully agreed with the OP but then I remembered Last Kiss. I'd piss during that song if I had to.

When my brain hears "Last Kiss" it replies with "Must Piss"

Yes Way · May 2013

STAYSEA wrote:

Dr. Delight wrote:

Like I've said before, you have two options to avoid leaving for the stalls.
If you're out on the grass, just drop your ball bag hammock and piss right there on the lawn, you will prob splash on the back of peoples legs, but F' it. There will prob be enough space in Wrigley GA for that not to be a issue.

If you're in the stands, just grab an empty cup/bottle and urinate in it like you would on a long car trip. Peoples focus will be on the show, not your hog flapping in the wind.

I'm sure some women could do this. Not Me :nono:

The OP needs to learn the opening chords of the songs that they are willing to miss. I myself, have 3 songs I can potty break for.

Disagree. I never said I find myself having a problem not peeing at shows. I've seen a show here and there, so the opening chords is not the issue. What I'm saying is I'm not willing to miss any songs, period.

STAYSEA · May 2013

All right.

:thumbup:

I read you Loud and Clear OP!

Yes Way · May 2013

STAYSEA wrote:

All right.

:thumbup:

I read you Loud and Clear OP!

Over?

callen · May 2013

cmm6734 wrote:

callen wrote:

Expel my fluids through sweat from rockin out to the music so no need to take a Piss Break. Also limit my alcohol consumption as I want to experience the show, not a buzz.

During Jazz Fest couple years ago went solo and didn’t want to lose my spot on rail so went 10h Hours WO taking a piss.

I did the same thing for Jazz Fest, I was on the rail and did not want to leave. Luckily all the water I drank was sweated out due to the heat, so a piss wasn't necessary....haha

Picked up two bottles of water on way in....then sipped them til they were gone just as PJ came on....worked perfect. :thumbup:

63schoefflin · May 2013

I was up against the front gate on Mike's side at MIA. Clearly wasn't moving so I just whipped out the empty Powerade wide mouth bottle. It's great being a guy.

Kimmiebyrom · May 2013

Pissbottle!

Black73 · May 2013

Yes Way wrote:

STAYSEA wrote:

Dr. Delight wrote:

Like I've said before, you have two options to avoid leaving for the stalls.
If you're out on the grass, just drop your ball bag hammock and piss right there on the lawn, you will prob splash on the back of peoples legs, but F' it. There will prob be enough space in Wrigley GA for that not to be a issue.

If you're in the stands, just grab an empty cup/bottle and urinate in it like you would on a long car trip. Peoples focus will be on the show, not your hog flapping in the wind.

I'm sure some women could do this. Not Me :nono:

The OP needs to learn the opening chords of the songs that they are willing to miss. I myself, have 3 songs I can potty break for.

Disagree. I never said I find myself having a problem not peeing at shows. I've seen a show here and there, so the opening chords is not the issue. What I'm saying is I'm not willing to miss any songs, period.

Me either, Brother. I took my son to his first concert when he was 8, and during Even Flow he asks, "Where is everyone going?" I told him, and he replies, "Forget that, I'll go when the concert is over!"

Yes Way · May 2013

Black73 wrote:

Me either, Brother. I took my son to his first concert when he was 8, and during Even Flow he asks, "Where is everyone going?" I told him, and he replies, "Forget that, I'll go when the concert is over!"

BOOM! So simple an 8-year-old can do it!

Black73 · May 2013

Yes Way wrote:

Black73 wrote:

Me either, Brother. I took my son to his first concert when he was 8, and during Even Flow he asks, "Where is everyone going?" I told him, and he replies, "Forget that, I'll go when the concert is over!"

BOOM! So simple an 8-year-old can do it!

Should also mention the little Hulkamaniac asked if he could take off his shirt and rock out after the first part of the conversation. Who was I to tell him no?

Yes Way · May 2013

Black73 wrote:

Yes Way wrote:

Black73 wrote:

Me either, Brother. I took my son to his first concert when he was 8, and during Even Flow he asks, "Where is everyone going?" I told him, and he replies, "Forget that, I'll go when the concert is over!"

BOOM! So simple an 8-year-old can do it!

Should also mention the little Hulkamaniac asked if he could take off his shirt and rock out after the first part of the conversation. Who was I to tell him no?

You've got to cut that collar off before the show so he can rip it off in true Hogan style. I won't stop you from putting those sweet (and not at all dated) horizontal slices on the back, either.

YLed2 · May 2013

This is the first time I've noticed that the object Hulk Hogan's obviously roided-out arms are holding is a No Code album in the OP's avatar. Hulkamania brother!

Moving along.

Yes Way · May 2013

CantKeepMeHere made it for me (and made quite a few for people around here), but he seems to have not visited since 2012.

I would've preferred something with Scott Hall, but I didn't know how to get album artwork onto a toothpick. I honestly think Hogan's pretty ridiculous.

Comatose Pilate · May 2013

Whenever they play evacuation I'll gladly take a piss haha

BE9456 · May 2013

There are two piss break songs. Daughter and Betterman.

Pushin Forward Back · May 2013

BE9456 wrote:

There are two piss break songs. Daughter and Betterman.

+ 1

also add Just Breathe, LBC, Come Back, Parachutes, and any other boring crap they play.

Yes Way · May 2013

Pushin Forward Back wrote:

BE9456 wrote:

There are two piss break songs. Daughter and Betterman.

+ 1

also add Just Breathe, LBC, Come Back, Parachutes, and any other boring crap they play.

One man's boring crap is another person's treasure. Hell, my email starts with lbc because of Love Boat Captain. And Parachutes and Come Back are such rarities, why would you leave during those? I understand not liking slower songs as much (see my six year old), but the mix of styles is one of my favorite things about this band. Without the slow, there is no fast.

There are no piss break songs.

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