There are no piss break songs.

PJ_Soul

STAYSEA wrote:

Yes Way wrote:

I'm always entertained by people declaring certain songs "piss break" songs. The only time I take a piss break during a song is when I'm at home and I can pause what I'm listening to.

Seriously, I just paid to see a really, really good band play live. Why would I skip out on any of it? I've seen Evenflow 32 times (thanks StatTracker!), and urinated during zero of them. One of the cool things about being an adult is I can hold it for three hours.

I've been to 37 shows and never, ever, not one time taken a leak during any of them. Between bands? Sure. After the show? Absolutely. Just not during.

Who's with me? How many non-piss break shows have you been to?

Medical surgeons, and the assisting Nurses are the only people I know that have to hold urine for any length of time.

I think it matters that you drink fluids. No water, alcohol or salt.... hours before the show and you may be okay.

I have a small bladder and I need to go when I need to go.

I have known people that can't hold it at all, and they are older than me. For some, it's a medical thing.

Maybe, we (those that need RELEASE), should wear diapers to the show. I know RHCP does.

RHCP wears diapers on stage??? All of them?? Whaaa?

I_Am_Mine_Dawn

I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?

Paul Andrews

rearviewross wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

Paul Andrews wrote:

Piss break? Isn't that what your drink bottle or cup is for????

:sick: I think you're joking?
If someone whipped it out and started pissing in a cup next to me I'd consider calling security and getting him kicked out, seriously. I can't believe people have been known to do this. But that's just me.

Ive seen it done. You dont whip it out. You stuff the cup in your pants.

Yes, I was just joking. I wear a nappy

STAYSEA

eeriepadave wrote:

I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?

Because, you posted this. Watch out, Your bladder may be squeezed, to prove a point.

Not me! Some random reader....

Paul Andrews

STAYSEA wrote:

eeriepadave wrote:

I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?

Because, you posted this. Watch out, Your bladder may be squeezed, to prove a point.

Not me! Some random reader....

Oh Staysea, you know you want to!

STAYSEA

Paul Andrews wrote:

STAYSEA wrote:

eeriepadave wrote:

I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?

Because, you posted this. Watch out, Your bladder may be squeezed, to prove a point.

Not me! Some random reader....

Oh Staysea, you know you want to!

Now, You are begging ! Next show.... I'll make sure your needs are satisfied.

I know a few people that will be at these next shows. Can we do a experiment?



If you Pee at the next show. Please admit you were a human.

Paul Andrews

I've never pissed during a show, never will. But then again. I don't drink a whole lot so the bladder is never put under pressure.

whispering hands

I pee as I need to.. But I always quit drinking a few hours before the show. That way there's nothing to hold!! Lol

STAYSEA

Paul Andrews wrote:

I've never pissed during a show, never will. But then again. I don't drink a whole lot so the bladder is never put under pressure.

No teases?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUW_8cWG7YA

Paul Andrews

And anyway... since when did a joint make you piss? :P

rollings

Yes Way wrote:

I'm always entertained by people declaring certain songs "piss break" songs.

...not one to hold back entertaining anybody, my declared pee break song is nothing as it seems.

SORRY :shock:

Also after reading your post, it makes even more sense why people would choose "even flow" as their song to even flow.

know1

There are only a couple for me - Bushleaguer, Come Back, etc.

BinFrog

I've been to 37 shows and have probably taken a piss break 3-4 times. I try to avoid having to go to the bathroom at shows, but sometimes nature calls and you have no choice.

I timed my piss break at Camden '06 (night 2 I think) perfectly. We had the last 2 seats in the aisle, right next to the exit doors. I mean I could literally see the bathroom doors from where we sat. As soon as they kicked into Army Reserve, I sprinted. Made it back before the song was even half over.

callen

Expel my fluids through sweat from rockin out to the music so no need to take a Piss Break. Also limit my alcohol consumption as I want to experience the show, not a buzz.

During Jazz Fest couple years ago went solo and didn’t want to lose my spot on rail so went 10h Hours WO taking a piss.

cmm6734

callen wrote:

Expel my fluids through sweat from rockin out to the music so no need to take a Piss Break. Also limit my alcohol consumption as I want to experience the show, not a buzz.

During Jazz Fest couple years ago went solo and didn’t want to lose my spot on rail so went 10h Hours WO taking a piss.

I did the same thing for Jazz Fest, I was on the rail and did not want to leave. Luckily all the water I drank was sweated out due to the heat, so a piss wasn't necessary....haha

Yes Way

EarlWelsh wrote:

I almost fully agreed with the OP but then I remembered Last Kiss. I'd piss during that song if I had to.

Hahaha! My wife would agree with you 100%.

Yes Way

PJ_Soul wrote:

STAYSEA wrote:

Yes Way wrote:

I'm always entertained by people declaring certain songs "piss break" songs. The only time I take a piss break during a song is when I'm at home and I can pause what I'm listening to.

Seriously, I just paid to see a really, really good band play live. Why would I skip out on any of it? I've seen Evenflow 32 times (thanks StatTracker!), and urinated during zero of them. One of the cool things about being an adult is I can hold it for three hours.

I've been to 37 shows and never, ever, not one time taken a leak during any of them. Between bands? Sure. After the show? Absolutely. Just not during.

Who's with me? How many non-piss break shows have you been to?

Medical surgeons, and the assisting Nurses are the only people I know that have to hold urine for any length of time.

I think it matters that you drink fluids. No water, alcohol or salt.... hours before the show and you may be okay.

I have a small bladder and I need to go when I need to go.

I have known people that can't hold it at all, and they are older than me. For some, it's a medical thing.

Maybe, we (those that need RELEASE), should wear diapers to the show. I know RHCP does.

RHCP wears diapers on stage??? All of them?? Whaaa?

They wear small, sock shaped diapers.

PJ_Soul

Yes Way wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

STAYSEA wrote:

Medical surgeons, and the assisting Nurses are the only people I know that have to hold urine for any length of time.

I think it matters that you drink fluids. No water, alcohol or salt.... hours before the show and you may be okay.

I have a small bladder and I need to go when I need to go.

I have known people that can't hold it at all, and they are older than me. For some, it's a medical thing.

Maybe, we (those that need RELEASE), should wear diapers to the show. I know RHCP does.

RHCP wears diapers on stage??? All of them?? Whaaa?

They wear small, sock shaped diapers.

:shock:
Well, that's better than Fergie. She just pees her pants full on, right there on stage.

mjservs806

Mine varies between even flow and rearviewmirror!

SVRDhand13

I've taken one break in my 11 shows. Even Flow at MSG in 2010. I had to go really badly and I rushed to get back before Mike starts to tear it up. I could hear the entire song on my way to and from the urinal.