There are no piss break songs.

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,736
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Yes Way wrote:
    I'm always entertained by people declaring certain songs "piss break" songs. The only time I take a piss break during a song is when I'm at home and I can pause what I'm listening to.

    Seriously, I just paid to see a really, really good band play live. Why would I skip out on any of it? I've seen Evenflow 32 times (thanks StatTracker!), and urinated during zero of them. One of the cool things about being an adult is I can hold it for three hours.

    I've been to 37 shows and never, ever, not one time taken a leak during any of them. Between bands? Sure. After the show? Absolutely. Just not during.

    Who's with me? How many non-piss break shows have you been to?

    Medical surgeons, and the assisting Nurses are the only people I know that have to hold urine for any length of time.

    I think it matters that you drink fluids. No water, alcohol or salt.... hours before the show and you may be okay.

    I have a small bladder and I need to go when I need to go.

    I have known people that can't hold it at all, and they are older than me. For some, it's a medical thing.

    Maybe, we (those that need RELEASE), should wear diapers to the show. I know RHCP does. :lol:
    RHCP wears diapers on stage??? All of them?? Whaaa?
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  • I_Am_Mine_Dawn
    I_Am_Mine_Dawn West Chester, PA Posts: 44,854
    I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?
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  • Paul Andrews
    Paul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    rearviewross wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    Piss break? Isn't that what your drink bottle or cup is for????
    :sick: I think you're joking?
    If someone whipped it out and started pissing in a cup next to me I'd consider calling security and getting him kicked out, seriously. I can't believe people have been known to do this. But that's just me.

    Ive seen it done. You dont whip it out. You stuff the cup in your pants.

    Yes, I was just joking. I wear a nappy ;)
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    eeriepadave wrote:
    I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?


    :lol::lol:

    Because, you posted this. Watch out, :lol: Your bladder may be squeezed, to prove a point.

    Not me! Some random reader....

    :lol:
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  • Paul Andrews
    Paul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    STAYSEA wrote:
    eeriepadave wrote:
    I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?


    :lol::lol:

    Because, you posted this. Watch out, :lol: Your bladder may be squeezed, to prove a point.

    Not me! Some random reader....

    :lol:


    Oh Staysea, you know you want to! ;)
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    eeriepadave wrote:
    I don't go to the bathroom during a show, it's only a few hours. Of course I don't drink too much at shows though and I don't have any bladder issues :?


    :lol::lol:

    Because, you posted this. Watch out, :lol: Your bladder may be squeezed, to prove a point.

    Not me! Some random reader....

    :lol:


    Oh Staysea, you know you want to! ;)

    Now, You are begging ! :lol: Next show.... I'll make sure your needs are satisfied. ;)

    I know a few people that will be at these next shows. Can we do a experiment?

    :lol::lol:

    If you Pee at the next show. Please admit you were a human.
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  • Paul Andrews
    Paul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    I've never pissed during a show, never will. But then again. I don't drink a whole lot so the bladder is never put under pressure.
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I pee as I need to.. But I always quit drinking a few hours before the show. That way there's nothing to hold!! Lol
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    edited May 2013
    Paul Andrews wrote:
    I've never pissed during a show, never will. But then again. I don't drink a whole lot so the bladder is never put under pressure.


    No teases?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUW_8cWG7YA
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  • Paul Andrews
    Paul Andrews Posts: 2,489
    And anyway... since when did a joint make you piss? :P
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Yes Way wrote:
    I'm always entertained by people declaring certain songs "piss break" songs.

    ...not one to hold back entertaining anybody, my declared pee break song is nothing as it seems.

    SORRY :shock:

    Also after reading your post, it makes even more sense why people would choose "even flow" as their song to even flow.
  • know1
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  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    I've been to 37 shows and have probably taken a piss break 3-4 times. I try to avoid having to go to the bathroom at shows, but sometimes nature calls and you have no choice.

    I timed my piss break at Camden '06 (night 2 I think) perfectly. We had the last 2 seats in the aisle, right next to the exit doors. I mean I could literally see the bathroom doors from where we sat. As soon as they kicked into Army Reserve, I sprinted. Made it back before the song was even half over.
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  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    Expel my fluids through sweat from rockin out to the music so no need to take a Piss Break. Also limit my alcohol consumption as I want to experience the show, not a buzz.
    :D
    During Jazz Fest couple years ago went solo and didn’t want to lose my spot on rail so went 10h Hours WO taking a piss. :cry:
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  • cmm6734
    cmm6734 Houston, TX Posts: 569
    callen wrote:
    Expel my fluids through sweat from rockin out to the music so no need to take a Piss Break. Also limit my alcohol consumption as I want to experience the show, not a buzz.
    :D
    During Jazz Fest couple years ago went solo and didn’t want to lose my spot on rail so went 10h Hours WO taking a piss. :cry:

    I did the same thing for Jazz Fest, I was on the rail and did not want to leave. Luckily all the water I drank was sweated out due to the heat, so a piss wasn't necessary....haha
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  • Yes Way
    Yes Way Posts: 453
    EarlWelsh wrote:
    I almost fully agreed with the OP but then I remembered Last Kiss. I'd piss during that song if I had to.

    Hahaha! My wife would agree with you 100%.
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  • Yes Way
    Yes Way Posts: 453
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Yes Way wrote:
    I'm always entertained by people declaring certain songs "piss break" songs. The only time I take a piss break during a song is when I'm at home and I can pause what I'm listening to.

    Seriously, I just paid to see a really, really good band play live. Why would I skip out on any of it? I've seen Evenflow 32 times (thanks StatTracker!), and urinated during zero of them. One of the cool things about being an adult is I can hold it for three hours.

    I've been to 37 shows and never, ever, not one time taken a leak during any of them. Between bands? Sure. After the show? Absolutely. Just not during.

    Who's with me? How many non-piss break shows have you been to?

    Medical surgeons, and the assisting Nurses are the only people I know that have to hold urine for any length of time.

    I think it matters that you drink fluids. No water, alcohol or salt.... hours before the show and you may be okay.

    I have a small bladder and I need to go when I need to go.

    I have known people that can't hold it at all, and they are older than me. For some, it's a medical thing.

    Maybe, we (those that need RELEASE), should wear diapers to the show. I know RHCP does. :lol:
    RHCP wears diapers on stage??? All of them?? Whaaa?

    They wear small, sock shaped diapers.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,736
    Yes Way wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Medical surgeons, and the assisting Nurses are the only people I know that have to hold urine for any length of time.

    I think it matters that you drink fluids. No water, alcohol or salt.... hours before the show and you may be okay.

    I have a small bladder and I need to go when I need to go.

    I have known people that can't hold it at all, and they are older than me. For some, it's a medical thing.

    Maybe, we (those that need RELEASE), should wear diapers to the show. I know RHCP does. :lol:
    RHCP wears diapers on stage??? All of them?? Whaaa?

    They wear small, sock shaped diapers.
    :shock:
    Well, that's better than Fergie. She just pees her pants full on, right there on stage. :lol:
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  • mjservs806
    mjservs806 Posts: 160
    Mine varies between even flow and rearviewmirror!
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,029
    I've taken one break in my 11 shows. Even Flow at MSG in 2010. I had to go really badly and I rushed to get back before Mike starts to tear it up. I could hear the entire song on my way to and from the urinal.
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