People crunching on stuff

mca47
mca47 Posts: 13,342
edited September 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
"Crunch, crunch, crinkle, crunch"
That is all i hear right now and I may have to kill someone! Does someone crunching on something drive anyone else nuts?
There are a couple of nurses behind me right now that are crunching on god knows what. Then they reach in their crinkly bag and grab more. It never ends! It's super quiet in here so they try to do the "slow crunch"....
That just makes it worse!!

I just want to stand up and say "for the love of fucking god! If you absolutely need to eat that shit, can you just do it as fast as possible and be done with it?"

I'm sorry, but there are just certain circumstances when crunching is not allowed. :x
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    81 wrote:
    :corn:
    As Speedy would say..."that stupid fucking popcorn face!"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I like crunching my ice. I do it with pride too. :lol:
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    I like crunching my ice. I do it with pride too. :lol:

    I do that too :lol:

    No muffins. No crunching. Good God man what do you like??!!
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    hahaha...my sister was driven nuts in a theatre once by someone behind her s-l-o-w-l-y unwrapping cellophane from hard candy --she finally turned around told them to hurry up!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • 81
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    mca47 wrote:
    ......Then they reach in their crinkly bag and grab more. .....

    .... It's super quiet in here so they try to do the "slow crunch"....

    :lol: "the slow crunch"
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I like crunching my ice. I do it with pride too. :lol:

    I do that too :lol:

    No muffins. No crunching. Good God man what do you like??!!
    Crunchers need to keep it to themselves! Goddamn crunchers!
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat
  • push me and i will resist
    push me and i will resist Posts: 958
    That's we call dirty hippies. Crunchers, all they eat is fucking trail-mix or granola.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Lizard wrote:
    hahaha...my sister was driven nuts in a theatre once by someone behind her s-l-o-w-l-y unwrapping cellophane from hard candy --she finally turned around told them to hurry up!!!
    THIS ^
    Would drive me absolutely nuts too! :lol:
    These stupid crunchers have like the biggest bag of whatever crap they are crunching on!
    I hope they choke on whatever it is they are crunching on! I may or may not help! :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat

    Hey-o!!!!!!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i move that we all get something crunchy and call mca while eating it.
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  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    81 wrote:
    i move that we all get something crunchy and call mca while eating it.
    conference call --- no muting allowed
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat

    Hey-o!!!!!!
    don't you mean hey - oooo - ooo -ooo. (i think that is how you spell monkey noises)
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Hey-o!!!!!!
    don't you mean hey - oooo - ooo -ooo. (i think that is how you spell monkey noises)

    Great. Real funny! Laugh at the monkey girl!!!

    :fp:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Hey-o!!!!!!
    don't you mean hey - oooo - ooo -ooo. (i think that is how you spell monkey noises)

    Great. Real funny! Laugh at the monkey girl!!!

    :fp:


    You're avatar is scary. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:

    You're avatar is scary. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Can I turn these damn things off??!!!!
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