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mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
edited September 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
"Crunch, crunch, crinkle, crunch"
That is all i hear right now and I may have to kill someone! Does someone crunching on something drive anyone else nuts?
There are a couple of nurses behind me right now that are crunching on god knows what. Then they reach in their crinkly bag and grab more. It never ends! It's super quiet in here so they try to do the "slow crunch"....
That just makes it worse!!

I just want to stand up and say "for the love of fucking god! If you absolutely need to eat that shit, can you just do it as fast as possible and be done with it?"

I'm sorry, but there are just certain circumstances when crunching is not allowed. :x
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :corn:
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    81 wrote:
    :corn:
    As Speedy would say..."that stupid fucking popcorn face!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I like crunching my ice. I do it with pride too. :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    I like crunching my ice. I do it with pride too. :lol:

    I do that too :lol:

    No muffins. No crunching. Good God man what do you like??!!
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    hahaha...my sister was driven nuts in a theatre once by someone behind her s-l-o-w-l-y unwrapping cellophane from hard candy --she finally turned around told them to hurry up!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    mca47 wrote:
    ......Then they reach in their crinkly bag and grab more. .....

    .... It's super quiet in here so they try to do the "slow crunch"....

    :lol: "the slow crunch"
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I like crunching my ice. I do it with pride too. :lol:

    I do that too :lol:

    No muffins. No crunching. Good God man what do you like??!!
    Crunchers need to keep it to themselves! Goddamn crunchers!
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat
  • push me and i will resistpush me and i will resist Posts: 958
    That's we call dirty hippies. Crunchers, all they eat is fucking trail-mix or granola.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Lizard wrote:
    hahaha...my sister was driven nuts in a theatre once by someone behind her s-l-o-w-l-y unwrapping cellophane from hard candy --she finally turned around told them to hurry up!!!
    THIS ^
    Would drive me absolutely nuts too! :lol:
    These stupid crunchers have like the biggest bag of whatever crap they are crunching on!
    I hope they choke on whatever it is they are crunching on! I may or may not help! :lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    81 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat

    Hey-o!!!!!!
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i move that we all get something crunchy and call mca while eating it.
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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    81 wrote:
    i move that we all get something crunchy and call mca while eating it.
    conference call --- no muting allowed
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat

    Hey-o!!!!!!
    don't you mean hey - oooo - ooo -ooo. (i think that is how you spell monkey noises)
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Hey-o!!!!!!
    don't you mean hey - oooo - ooo -ooo. (i think that is how you spell monkey noises)

    Great. Real funny! Laugh at the monkey girl!!!

    :fp:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    Hey-o!!!!!!
    don't you mean hey - oooo - ooo -ooo. (i think that is how you spell monkey noises)

    Great. Real funny! Laugh at the monkey girl!!!

    :fp:


    You're avatar is scary. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:

    You're avatar is scary. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Can I turn these damn things off??!!!!
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    You're avatar is scary. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Can I turn these damn things off??!!!!
    Yeah....in a month! Muahahahaha
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    You're avatar is scary. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Can I turn these damn things off??!!!!
    Yeah....in a month! Muahahahaha

    Double or nothing?

    :lol:
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  • JTHJTH Posts: 3,238
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Double or nothing?

    :lol:
    I don't wanna have to look at that thing for two months.
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Doesn't bother me that much
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Fuck crunchers! Have some respect assholes!
  • adropintheparkadropinthepark Posts: 475
    I crunch on veggies all work day long. I have to ask people to repeat what they've said to me, 'cause I couldn't hear them over my celery.

    Nobody has ever complained.
    I carried a watermelon
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    mca47 wrote:
    "Crunch, crunch, crinkle, crunch"
    That is all i hear right now and I may have to kill someone! Does someone crunching on something drive anyone else nuts?
    There are a couple of nurses behind me right now that are crunching on god knows what. Then they reach in their crinkly bag and grab more. It never ends! It's super quiet in here so they try to do the "slow crunch"....
    That just makes it worse!!

    I just want to stand up and say "for the love of fucking god! If you absolutely need to eat that shit, can you just do it as fast as possible and be done with it?"

    I'm sorry, but there are just certain circumstances when crunching is not allowed. :x

    Maybe you suffer from misophonia:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/06/health/06annoy.html?_r=0
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • supersonicyearssupersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    81 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat
    :lol:
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,895
    It's not as bad as stuff crunching on people
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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    81 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i hate doing crunches - it makes me look fat

    no, the fat makes you look fat
    did you just call me fat! i am appalled -- i will be on Good Morning America tomorrow to talk about how it made me feel
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