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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    Hey is your neice Emily Scott cos theres a centrefold at my work on the wall from Zoo Magazine??

    Where do you work :eek:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    Being part Greek would help, Greeks and Italian's have awesome skin....

    I wish I was Greek/Italian....:(

    Is it true that Greek girls take it up the bum before marriage or is that just a myth/rumour
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Is it true that Greek girls take it up the bum before marriage or is that just a myth/rumour



    Isnt that why its called Greek Sex?


    I dunno...


    Perhaps if they have to prove their virginity on their wedding day they might....
  • DonJon wrote:
    Is it true that Greek girls take it up the bum before marriage or is that just a myth/rumour
    Yeah was thinking the same as Suz...."bit a Greek" = up the bum :eek:

    Ask Stella - she's not married yet ;):D :eek:
  • DonJon wrote:
    Yeah you are spot on. I was thinking about that the other day. Ill be stoked if I can get 12 hrs done during. Even if I do 2.5 hrs in the office the on the odd night go sit at a pub and have a few slow ones and get another hour done.

    Ive actually set that as my numero uno goal for the next 2 months. Weeks are just hardcore!!! Im determined to do it too
    Well, you've set your goal - so you WILL do it !! 2 months isn't long....it might seem like it at the time, but when it's over and you've accomplished what you set out to do....it'll seem like a piece-a-piss :D
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406

    Ask Stella - she's not married yet ;):D :eek:



    No dont u dare!!.....Stella's a good girl..:)
  • aus_suz wrote:
    Yeah its been ok.....I went to a Funeral, then put Matt's BAS into the accountant came home and dosed off on the lounge for an hour...
    Then picked phoebe up from school...... Sam got bit on the foot by an inchman...:(
    He looks like hes in so much pain....they hurt like HELL.........

    Hows your day been????
    :( doesn't sound like you've had a good day :(

    What on earth is an 'inchman' ??? :eek:

    Please don't tell me some guy with a tiny willy bit Sam on the foot :eek:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Yeah was thinking the same as Suz...."bit a Greek" = up the bum :eek:

    Ask Stella - she's not married yet ;):D :eek:

    ha ha ha! So Stella, do ya? hmmmmmmmmmmm?? :D
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Yeah was thinking the same as Suz...."bit a Greek" = up the bum :eek:

    Ask Stella - she's not married yet ;):D :eek:

    Thats the consensus then hey and yes I have heard that expression too.

    STELLA - do you take it up the bum?? (Kylie told me to ask you)

    Speaking of bums.............Just got a client walk in off the street. Runs her own pole dancing company :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Well, you've set your goal - so you WILL do it !! 2 months isn't long....it might seem like it at the time, but when it's over and you've accomplished what you set out to do....it'll seem like a piece-a-piss :D

    Thats the attitude

    This is on my wall and I read it EVERY morning

    Attitude

    by Charles Swindoll

    The longer I live, the more I realise the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think, say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skills. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. ... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our attitudes.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suz wrote:

    Hows your day been????
    My days been ok :) Spent the morning chatting with my buddy and have just been sorting out stuff in the boys bedroom since.

    Glenns off to Townsville on Wednesday (unless they change it to earlier :eek: ) so I'm also writing him a list of jobs that he needs to do before he goes....like get fire wood etc etc :D
  • DonJon wrote:
    Thats the consensus then hey and yes I have heard that expression too.

    STELLA - do you take it up the bum?? (Kylie told me to ask you)

    Speaking of bums.............Just got a client walk in off the street. Runs her own pole dancing company :D
    Where is Stella? Maybe I should send her an sms asking? LOL!
    Oh my.....I'm thinking of all sorts of things your client could claim for :D :eek:
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    No dont u dare!!.....Stella's a good girl..:)

    What only bad girls do anal?

    Also why is there a centrefold on your wall at work?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    :( doesn't sound like you've had a good day :(

    What on earth is an 'inchman' ??? :eek:

    Please don't tell me some guy with a tiny willy bit Sam on the foot :eek:


    These massive ants and they are at least an inch long and they hurt like Hell when u get a bite from one...
    Ive been biten twice and never want to again....the pain is horrible....It throbs and hurts for hours and hurts for days.....and thats on a human imagine how poor little dog would be...I think it was in his paw too so it probably kept biting him...I tired putting an ice pack on his foot but he would sit still... I put stingose on but he licked it off he probably has a numb tongue now..:)
  • vital5 wrote:
    Commando = Arnie movie :p

    ding ding ding!!!

    ok my time here is up... :D
    wah
  • DonJon wrote:
    Thats the attitude

    This is on my wall and I read it EVERY morning

    Attitude

    by Charles Swindoll

    The longer I live, the more I realise the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think, say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skills. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. ... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our attitudes.
    [size=+4]Amen to that brother![/size]

    It's what I base everything on. Also the fact that you can find a positive in pretty much every situation and that's what you have to fucus on.....NOT the negative!!! Positive attitude is the answer !!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Where is Stella? Maybe I should send her an sms asking? LOL!
    Oh my.....I'm thinking of all sorts of things your client could claim for :D :eek:

    Im thinking of the questions I can ask her.

    Seen her at the gym before - tidy package. Dont know how well she does tho (business)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    What only bad girls do anal?

    Also why is there a centrefold on your wall at work?

    Cos the guys want to hang one up cos she is hot....the guys rule my work....

    Is that EK's neice????
  • aus_suz wrote:
    These massive ants and they are at least an inch long and they hurt like Hell when u get a bite from one...
    Ive been biten twice and never want to again....the pain is horrible....It throbs and hurts for hours and hurts for days.....and thats on a human imagine how poor little dog would be...I think it was in his paw too so it probably kept biting him...I tired putting an ice pack on his foot but he would sit still... I put stingose on but he licked it off he probably has a numb tongue now..:)
    OMG! Poor little guy :( He might need some anti-hystemines, Suz??:(
  • aus_suz wrote:
    :eek: Thief!! :eek:
  • DonJon wrote:
    Im thinking of the questions I can ask her.

    Seen her at the gym before - tidy package. Dont know how well she does tho (business)
    LOL!! You go "Mr Smooth Operator" ;):D
    Ask her if the length of the pole really matters.....or is it what she can do with it? :eek: :D
  • aus_suz wrote:
    Cos the guys want to hang one up cos she is hot....the guys rule my work....

    Is that EK's neice????
    Eileens nieces name is Bonnie.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    LOL!! You go "Mr Smooth Operator" ;):D
    Ask her if the length of the pole really matters.....or is it what she can do with it? :eek: :D

    She said there has been a massive increase in households having them installed - becoming a good fitness tool.

    So good for your core and shoulders. Might ask for a lesson as part of my fee's :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    http://www.mja.com.au/public/issues/175_12_171201/brown/brown.html

    U have to scroll to the bottom...one of Phoebe's friends were here about a month ago with their little Nephew that is 3....he got bite by a jack jumper in our yard and had to be rushed to hospital in an ambulance cos hes allergic..:eek:

    I felt so bad....:(
  • DonJon wrote:
    She said there has been a massive increase in households having them installed - becoming a good fitness tool.

    So good for your core and shoulders. Might ask for a lesson as part of my fee's :D
    LOL!!! OMG! I have that vision stuck in my head now :D (you pole dancing - in a G :eek: )

    Are you gonna ask for a 'lesson' or a 'demo' ? ;)
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Eileens nieces name is Bonnie.

    Yeah this centrefold had Emily Scott on it...anyone got Zoo mag..??
  • aus_suz wrote:
    http://www.mja.com.au/public/issues/175_12_171201/brown/brown.html

    U have to scroll to the bottom...one of Phoebe's friends were here about a month ago with their little Nephew that is 3....he got bite by a jack jumper in our yard and had to be rushed to hospital in an ambulance cos hes allergic..:eek:

    I felt so bad....:(
    Oh no - the poor little bloke :( You shouldn't feel bad though....it could've happened to him at home.

    What weird names you have for antsw over there! LOL!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    LOL!!! OMG! I have that vision stuck in my head now :D (you pole dancing - in a G :eek: )

    Are you gonna ask for a 'lesson' or a 'demo' ? ;)

    I would presume that a demo would need to be given before I can strut my stuff.

    A hands on lesson may be the go
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Well poeple's .... it's Friday and I've had a bust week, so sourbon O'Clock has arrived earlier ;)
    Might catch you all later.

    You won't be here later, Brendan, so have a great weekend, hun!!x
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