Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

DonJon

aus_suz wrote:

Hey is your neice Emily Scott cos theres a centrefold at my work on the wall from Zoo Magazine??

Where do you work :eek:

DonJon

aus_suz wrote:

Being part Greek would help, Greeks and Italian's have awesome skin....

I wish I was Greek/Italian....:(

Is it true that Greek girls take it up the bum before marriage or is that just a myth/rumour

aus_suz

DonJon wrote:

Is it true that Greek girls take it up the bum before marriage or is that just a myth/rumour

Isnt that why its called Greek Sex?


I dunno...


Perhaps if they have to prove their virginity on their wedding day they might....

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

Is it true that Greek girls take it up the bum before marriage or is that just a myth/rumour

Yeah was thinking the same as Suz...."bit a Greek" = up the bum :eek:

Ask Stella - she's not married yet :eek:

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

Yeah you are spot on. I was thinking about that the other day. Ill be stoked if I can get 12 hrs done during. Even if I do 2.5 hrs in the office the on the odd night go sit at a pub and have a few slow ones and get another hour done.

Ive actually set that as my numero uno goal for the next 2 months. Weeks are just hardcore!!! Im determined to do it too

Well, you've set your goal - so you WILL do it !! 2 months isn't long....it might seem like it at the time, but when it's over and you've accomplished what you set out to do....it'll seem like a piece-a-piss

aus_suz

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Ask Stella - she's not married yet :eek:

No dont u dare!!.....Stella's a good girl..:)

ozsmalltowngirl

aus_suz wrote:

Yeah its been ok.....I went to a Funeral, then put Matt's BAS into the accountant came home and dosed off on the lounge for an hour...
Then picked phoebe up from school...... Sam got bit on the foot by an inchman...:(
He looks like hes in so much pain....they hurt like HELL.........

Hows your day been????

:( doesn't sound like you've had a good day :(

What on earth is an 'inchman' ??? :eek:

Please don't tell me some guy with a tiny willy bit Sam on the foot :eek:

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Yeah was thinking the same as Suz...."bit a Greek" = up the bum :eek:

Ask Stella - she's not married yet :eek:

ha ha ha! So Stella, do ya? hmmmmmmmmmmm??

DonJon

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Yeah was thinking the same as Suz...."bit a Greek" = up the bum :eek:

Ask Stella - she's not married yet :eek:

Thats the consensus then hey and yes I have heard that expression too.

STELLA - do you take it up the bum?? (Kylie told me to ask you)

Speaking of bums.............Just got a client walk in off the street. Runs her own pole dancing company

DonJon

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Well, you've set your goal - so you WILL do it !! 2 months isn't long....it might seem like it at the time, but when it's over and you've accomplished what you set out to do....it'll seem like a piece-a-piss

Thats the attitude

This is on my wall and I read it EVERY morning

Attitude

by Charles Swindoll

The longer I live, the more I realise the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think, say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skills. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. ... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our attitudes.

ozsmalltowngirl

aus_suz wrote:

Hows your day been????

My days been ok Spent the morning chatting with my buddy and have just been sorting out stuff in the boys bedroom since.

Glenns off to Townsville on Wednesday (unless they change it to earlier :eek: ) so I'm also writing him a list of jobs that he needs to do before he goes....like get fire wood etc etc

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

Thats the consensus then hey and yes I have heard that expression too.

STELLA - do you take it up the bum?? (Kylie told me to ask you)

Speaking of bums.............Just got a client walk in off the street. Runs her own pole dancing company

Where is Stella? Maybe I should send her an sms asking? LOL!
Oh my.....I'm thinking of all sorts of things your client could claim for :eek:

DonJon

aus_suz wrote:

No dont u dare!!.....Stella's a good girl..:)

What only bad girls do anal?

Also why is there a centrefold on your wall at work?

aus_suz

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

:( doesn't sound like you've had a good day :(

What on earth is an 'inchman' ??? :eek:

Please don't tell me some guy with a tiny willy bit Sam on the foot :eek:

These massive ants and they are at least an inch long and they hurt like Hell when u get a bite from one...
Ive been biten twice and never want to again....the pain is horrible....It throbs and hurts for hours and hurts for days.....and thats on a human imagine how poor little dog would be...I think it was in his paw too so it probably kept biting him...I tired putting an ice pack on his foot but he would sit still... I put stingose on but he licked it off he probably has a numb tongue now..:)

illegal pants

vital5 wrote:

Commando = Arnie movie

ding ding ding!!!

ok my time here is up...

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

Thats the attitude

This is on my wall and I read it EVERY morning

Attitude

by Charles Swindoll

The longer I live, the more I realise the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think, say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skills. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. ... I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our attitudes.

[size=+4]Amen to that brother![/size]

It's what I base everything on. Also the fact that you can find a positive in pretty much every situation and that's what you have to fucus on.....NOT the negative!!! Positive attitude is the answer !!

DonJon

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Where is Stella? Maybe I should send her an sms asking? LOL!
Oh my.....I'm thinking of all sorts of things your client could claim for :eek:

Im thinking of the questions I can ask her.

Seen her at the gym before - tidy package. Dont know how well she does tho (business)

aus_suz

http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/kennedyh_1157232969_409.jpg

Not a very good pic....

aus_suz

DonJon wrote:

What only bad girls do anal?

Also why is there a centrefold on your wall at work?

Cos the guys want to hang one up cos she is hot....the guys rule my work....

Is that EK's neice????

ozsmalltowngirl

aus_suz wrote:

These massive ants and they are at least an inch long and they hurt like Hell when u get a bite from one...
Ive been biten twice and never want to again....the pain is horrible....It throbs and hurts for hours and hurts for days.....and thats on a human imagine how poor little dog would be...I think it was in his paw too so it probably kept biting him...I tired putting an ice pack on his foot but he would sit still... I put stingose on but he licked it off he probably has a numb tongue now..:)

OMG! Poor little guy :( He might need some anti-hystemines, Suz??:(