Superman. Fraud?

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  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    DS1119 wrote:
    supersonicyears wrote:
    lead alloy base in eyeglass lenses. Investigation closed. :twisted:


    I have seen that as well and I still say bullshit. Obviously Superman is wearing glasses as a disguise and he also knows he can't use his xray vision through lead so he would never opt for glass lenses. He would obviously use the plastice lenses. :fp:
    http://www.madehow.com/Volume-1/Eyeglass-Lens.html read it and weep...
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    supersonicyears wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    supersonicyears wrote:
    lead alloy base in eyeglass lenses. Investigation closed. :twisted:


    I have seen that as well and I still say bullshit. Obviously Superman is wearing glasses as a disguise and he also knows he can't use his xray vision through lead so he would never opt for glass lenses. He would obviously use the plastice lenses. :fp:
    http://www.madehow.com/Volume-1/Eyeglass-Lens.html read it and weep...


    That's the page I saw as well. But there is no lead in plastic. Correct? And you're totally dismissing the fact hat Superman is not wearing prescription lenses. He ha perfect vision..."supposedly". :fp: This is big.
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    DS1119 wrote:
    That's the page I saw as well. But there is no lead in plastic. Correct? And you're totally dismissing the fact hat Superman is not wearing prescription lenses. He ha perfect vision..."supposedly". :fp: This is big.

    "This article will focus on plastic eyeglass lenses. "
    This is not big. The Price Is Right conspiracy is BIG. I haven't watched it since you cracked that thing wide open.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    supersonicyears wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    That's the page I saw as well. But there is no lead in plastic. Correct? And you're totally dismissing the fact hat Superman is not wearing prescription lenses. He ha perfect vision..."supposedly". :fp: This is big.

    "This article will focus on plastic eyeglass lenses. "
    This is not big. The Price Is Right conspiracy is BIG. I haven't watched it since you cracked that thing wide open.


    But there's no lead in plastic? :fp: I think that page is part of the conspiracy. I would like to find 3 more pages to back this. :lol:
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    DS1119 wrote:
    And then another thing. Lois Lane started running around in Superman's place wearing this outfit as Ultrawoman. How in the hell does anyone in Metropolis not recognize her? She's the World's most famous reporter?! :fp:


    307-ultrawoman.jpg


    oh thats easy to answer..... everyone in metrpolis are idiots. 8-)
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    catefrances wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    And then another thing. Lois Lane started running around in Superman's place wearing this outfit as Ultrawoman. How in the hell does anyone in Metropolis not recognize her? She's the World's most famous reporter?! :fp:


    307-ultrawoman.jpg


    oh thats easy to answer..... everyone in metrpolis are idiots. 8-)


    Either that or they're in on the conspiracy. How can you look at the two in the picture and not tell they're Lois and Clark? There's just way too many holes in this whole "Superman" thing. :fp:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Watching an episode last night andSuperman took Lois Lane into outer space with him. How does she breath, not freeze to death, or explode from the lack of pressure? There's a lot of holes in this story.
  • Horos
    Horos Posts: 4,519
    Lois could never have superman's baby.

    Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm ?

    I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.


    What about her womb ? You think it's strong enough to carry his child ?

    Sure. Why not ? He's an alien, for christ's sake !

    His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun.

    If lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.


    Only someone like wonder woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry his kid.

    Only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

    ^^^^This dialogue from Mallrats always had me wondering about Superman's authenticity.
    #FHP
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Horos wrote:
    Lois could never have superman's baby.

    Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm ?

    I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.


    What about her womb ? You think it's strong enough to carry his child ?

    Sure. Why not ? He's an alien, for christ's sake !

    His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun.

    If lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.


    Only someone like wonder woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry his kid.

    Only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

    ^^^^This dialogue from Mallrats always had me wondering about Superman's authenticity.


    :lol:

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