Superman. Fraud?

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    catefrances wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    I really feel like I'm in deep shit now. Catefrances reveals that I came to earth in an egg (yeah that's right, along with Super-what's-his-face- that thunder stealing thug) and then busts me for blaming the woman and DS has me under investigation. All for a pair of stupid glasses.

    Superman, your mother wears Army boots. :evil:


    no silly. did you not read the article you posted? it says clark kent reveals that his glasses contain false lenses. thats the illegal alien who fell to earth in an egg i was referring to. but now that youve revealed your own secret beginnings i suspect your krypton name is lux-el. i think we need to be watching you a bit more closely. ;)


    He is under investigation.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,706
    Ah Ha! But you'll never catch up to me. These are but a few of my super-disguises:

    supermandog_zps902e7986.jpg
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    brianlux wrote:
    Ah Ha! But you'll never catch up to me. These are but a few of my super-disguises:

    supermandog_zps902e7986.jpg


    Keep making a mockery of the investigation.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,706
    DS1119 wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    Ah Ha! But you'll never catch up to me. These are but a few of my super-disguises:

    supermandog_zps902e7986.jpg


    Keep making a mockery of the investigation.

    :lol::lol::lol: ...

    I mean, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    brianlux wrote:
    Ah Ha! But you'll never catch up to me. These are but a few of my super-disguises:


    i watch CSi, criminal intent,NCIS and dexter so i know how to hide a body so itll never be found... do you really think i wouldnt be able to find one. ;) :twisted:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Batman is better. :corn:
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mfc2006 wrote:
    Batman is better. :corn:


    perhaps. but batman has some serious issues.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mfc2006 wrote:
    Batman is better. :corn:



    DOn't get me started on Batman. :fp:
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,706
    catefrances wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    Ah Ha! But you'll never catch up to me. These are but a few of my super-disguises:


    i watch CSi, criminal intent,NCIS and dexter so i know how to hide a body so itll never be found... do you really think i wouldnt be able to find one. ;) :twisted:

    ah...ah... :shock: woof?
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    So I was watching an episode of Lois and Clark last night and special guest star Shelley Long devised a special ray using red kryptonite that gave Superman's powers to Lois Lane. In previous episodes red kryptonite made Superman apathetic, it didn't steal his powers. Also, if the ray did "steal" his powers wouldn't a criminal take them for themselves not give them to another do gooder like Lois Lane? :fp:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    And then another thing. Lois Lane started running around in Superman's place wearing this outfit as Ultrawoman. How in the hell does anyone in Metropolis not recognize her? She's the World's most famous reporter?! :fp:


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  • Om Remedy
    Om Remedy Posts: 101
    DS1119 wrote:
    Superman has x-ray vision but can't see through lead right? Fair enough. I can buy that. But why on the show Lois and Clark when he's dressed as Clark Kent does he need to pull his glasses down to use his x-ray vision? Something just doesn't add up here. Superman. You're officially under investigation.

    Isn't there lead in glass?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Om Remedy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Superman has x-ray vision but can't see through lead right? Fair enough. I can buy that. But why on the show Lois and Clark when he's dressed as Clark Kent does he need to pull his glasses down to use his x-ray vision? Something just doesn't add up here. Superman. You're officially under investigation.

    Isn't there lead in glass?


    No.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DS1119 wrote:
    Om Remedy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Superman has x-ray vision but can't see through lead right? Fair enough. I can buy that. But why on the show Lois and Clark when he's dressed as Clark Kent does he need to pull his glasses down to use his x-ray vision? Something just doesn't add up here. Superman. You're officially under investigation.

    Isn't there lead in glass?


    No.

    Crystal?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Crystal?


    Lead crystal? Sure. But unless his glasses are made of lead crystal this is an absurd hypothesis. :fp:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Or maybe this thread is a fraud... :think:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Crystal?


    Lead crystal? Sure. But unless his glasses are made of lead crystal this is an absurd hypothesis. :fp:

    Sorry for adding absurdity to this fine, upstanding thread...
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dissidentman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Crystal?


    Lead crystal? Sure. But unless his glasses are made of lead crystal this is an absurd hypothesis. :fp:

    Sorry for adding absurdity to this fine, upstanding thread...


    Thank you for understanding.
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    DS1119 wrote:
    Om Remedy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Superman has x-ray vision but can't see through lead right? Fair enough. I can buy that. But why on the show Lois and Clark when he's dressed as Clark Kent does he need to pull his glasses down to use his x-ray vision? Something just doesn't add up here. Superman. You're officially under investigation.

    Isn't there lead in glass?


    No.
    lead alloy base in eyeglass lenses. Investigation closed. :twisted:
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    supersonicyears wrote:
    lead alloy base in eyeglass lenses. Investigation closed. :twisted:


    I have seen that as well and I still say bullshit. Obviously Superman is wearing glasses as a disguise and he also knows he can't use his xray vision through lead so he would never opt for glass lenses. He would obviously use the plastice lenses. :fp:

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