Tips on getting girls

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:

    we did? damn, i knew i forgot to do something.

    actually, I didn't do so great in Algebra, and I thought I had to take it again as a senior. Back then, you had to take a Junior Assessment test, and if you passed, you didn't have to take Algebra or 'Senior Math'. I passed. 8-)
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    biggest tip..dont listen to anyone here
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    biggest tip..dont listen to me

    fixed
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    biggest tip..dont listen to anyone here

    That's not bad advice... DS's tips on unclogging a toilet didn't do anything.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    biggest tip..dont listen to anyone here

    That's not bad advice... DS's tips on unclogging a toilet didn't do anything.


    haha!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    First of all rico, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, rico. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    First of all rico, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, rico. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

    don't order thier food..... :fp:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    biggest tip..dont listen to anyone here

    That's not bad advice... DS's tips on unclogging a toilet didn't do anything.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    10C rule #5, never take advice from DS.
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    norm wrote:
    When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV].

    all you need to know
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    biggest tip..dont listen to anyone here

    That's not bad advice... DS's tips on unclogging a toilet didn't do anything.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    10C rule #5, never take advice from DS.

    In fact... that toilet is scratched up as fuck now. :fp:
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    norm wrote:
    When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV].

    all you need to know

    all i learned about women i learned from mike damone
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    norm wrote:
    When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV].

    all you need to know

    all i learned about women i learned from mike damone

    He was a genius.

    The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
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  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    First off - you want tips on getting girls like plural? instead of tips on getting a girl.
    Well that is easy -- pick out and easy one who likes to brag about guys she has slept with.
    when you hook up with her take a viagra (i know you dont need it--- barry bonds was good without steroids but look what happened when he took them) make up some little story about how you have this weird condition where your junk get stiff over and over and then prove it to her.

    She will tell every other girl and soon they will all be not so subtly hinting to "hang out"

    and of course you know what that means.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    He was a genius.

    The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

    :thumbup: :thumbup:

    although, i would pay for the abortion
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    that costs money, I am way to cheap for that. they should be glad I even got them phones.


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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    biggest tip..dont listen to anyone here

    That's not bad advice... DS's tips on unclogging a toilet didn't do anything.


    You must not have done it right.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    that costs money, I am way to cheap for that. they should be glad I even got them phones.


    Cancel NetFLix

    :corn:
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    He was a genius.

    The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

    :thumbup: :thumbup:

    although, i would pay for the abortion

    Praise Jah for Plan B
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    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    that costs money, I am way to cheap for that. they should be glad I even got them phones.


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    Good advice
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    biggest tip..dont listen to anyone here

    That's not bad advice... DS's tips on unclogging a toilet didn't do anything.


    You must not have done it right.

    :lol: right...

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