Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Is it a problem that I'm not really religious?"
    "Not for me."
    "Why not?"
    "I'm not the one going to hell."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Its amazing...if I reach out and touch her breast right now, she's scream and throw me out of the car. But at this tme tomorrow, I can touch it all I want."
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Its amazing...if I reach out and touch her breast right now, she's scream and throw me out of the car. But at this tme tomorrow, I can touch it all I want."

    this might be the first time I don't totally recognize a Sein quote. What is this?
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • bindy123
    bindy123 Posts: 210
    "Do women know about shrinkage?" Got a feeling George thinks it on the way to the Hamptons???
    "God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Its amazing...if I reach out and touch her breast right now, she's scream and throw me out of the car. But at this tme tomorrow, I can touch it all I want."

    this might be the first time I don't totally recognize a Sein quote. What is this?

    I think it's from the Hamptons episode when George & his girlfriend are driving up...he's just thinking this when they're in the car together...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    afroannnie wrote:
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Its amazing...if I reach out and touch her breast right now, she's scream and throw me out of the car. But at this tme tomorrow, I can touch it all I want."

    this might be the first time I don't totally recognize a Sein quote. What is this?

    I think it's from the Hamptons episode when George & his girlfriend are driving up...he's just thinking this when they're in the car together...

    ding, ding, ding...tell her what she's won.
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Rachel: Strange guy.
    Jerry: Wait until you get to know him.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Well...I got Gonorrhea.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    "and you are going to do something about those sideburns?"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Newch91 wrote:
    Well...I got Gonorrhea.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    PATRICE: Everyone in my family's creative. And even though I'm working as an accountant now I'd really like to eventually live exclusively on my pappe-ay mache-ay hats

    GEORGE:I don't understand. Paper Machay hats?

    PATRICE: uh uh

    GEORGE:What if it rains?

    FD: They're art. You hang them on the wall.

    GEORGE:Oh, art!

    PATRICE: It's my creative outlet. One of my passions.

    GEORGE:Any money in it?

    PATRICE: Who so belongs only to his age, references only popenjays and mumbo jumbos

    GEORGE:Of course, right.

    PATRICE: Thomas Carlisle, 1864.

    GEORGE:Tommy C.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    JERRY: Have you ever been through an audit?

    ELAINE: No.

    JERRY: It's hell. It's the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    TRACTOR!!!!
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    afroannnie wrote:
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Its amazing...if I reach out and touch her breast right now, she's scream and throw me out of the car. But at this tme tomorrow, I can touch it all I want."

    this might be the first time I don't totally recognize a Sein quote. What is this?

    I think it's from the Hamptons episode when George & his girlfriend are driving up...he's just thinking this when they're in the car together...

    RIGHT!
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    PATRICE: Everyone in my family's creative. And even though I'm working as an accountant now I'd really like to eventually live exclusively on my pappe-ay mache-ay hats

    GEORGE:I don't understand. Paper Machay hats?

    PATRICE: uh uh

    GEORGE:What if it rains?

    FD: They're art. You hang them on the wall.

    GEORGE:Oh, art!

    PATRICE: It's my creative outlet. One of my passions.

    GEORGE:Any money in it?

    PATRICE: Who so belongs only to his age, references only popenjays and mumbo jumbos

    GEORGE:Of course, right.

    PATRICE: Thomas Carlisle, 1864.

    GEORGE:Tommy C.
    :lol: Tommy C. always kills me. :lol::lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    your boyfriend tells you you got gonorhea from a tractor and you call THAT the tractor story?
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    PATRICE: Everyone in my family's creative. And even though I'm working as an accountant now I'd really like to eventually live exclusively on my pappe-ay mache-ay hats

    GEORGE:I don't understand. Paper Machay hats?

    PATRICE: uh uh

    GEORGE:What if it rains?

    FD: They're art. You hang them on the wall.

    GEORGE:Oh, art!

    PATRICE: It's my creative outlet. One of my passions.

    GEORGE:Any money in it?

    PATRICE: Who so belongs only to his age, references only popenjays and mumbo jumbos

    GEORGE:Of course, right.

    PATRICE: Thomas Carlisle, 1864.

    GEORGE:Tommy C.
    :lol: Tommy C. always kills me. :lol::lol:

    me too! :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Proud day for me:

    I put on TBS at 7 to watch "Seinfeld" and as it comes on, my brother (who is 10) says, "Yay, Seinfeld!" It was the pilot episode and as Jerry is doing his stand up, my brother says, "It's Jerry." Then, as the scene in the pizza shop comes on, it has George in it and my brother says, "Look, it's George. Where's the rest of his hair? He's wearing a purple shirt."

    Only 10 and he is starting to like the show. Proud moment for me.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Newch91 wrote:
    Proud day for me:

    I put on TBS at 7 to watch "Seinfeld" and as it comes on, my brother (who is 10) says, "Yay, Seinfeld!" It was the pilot episode and as Jerry is doing his stand up, my brother says, "It's Jerry." Then, as the scene in the pizza shop comes on, it has George in it and my brother says, "Look, it's George. Where's the rest of his hair? He's wearing a purple shirt."

    Only 10 and he is starting to like the show. Proud moment for me.

    :clap::clap::D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....

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