My wife found naked playing cards in my 9 year olds room

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Funny Story?

    I have some nudey naked man playing cards. They were a gag gift, a very long time ago.
    52 naked men! All my friends are guys. We had poker night every Tuesday. They didn't have any cards to play with. I said I had some but they were a girls only type. The guys were so hard up to play poker they said they didn't care. So , I found them. They shuffled up and dealed. Out of 7 guys not one could look at their hand of naked men. I still have those cards! Not for guys night of poker. too much penis :lol: they ended up going to the gas station for g-rated ones. I said I told you so!


    Did the guys on the cards get larger as the denomination of the card went up? :o
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Did the guys on the cards get larger as the denomination of the card went up? :o


    Do you want pics?
    And a measuring stick? :lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Did the guys on the cards get larger as the denomination of the card went up? :o


    Do you want pics?
    And a measuring stick? :lol:


    No. :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:


    I am wondering where the hell is STAYSEA. I miss her :(
  • morello
    morello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    OMG, I haven't read the whole thread but I seriously read this as your wife was found, in the nude, in your 9 year old's room, playing cards. :o Maybe someone else has already said that but I'm still getting over the shock of that mental image!! :shock:
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    morello wrote:
    OMG, I haven't read the whole thread but I seriously read this as your wife was found, in the nude, in your 9 year old's room, playing cards. :o Maybe someone else has already said that but I'm still getting over the shock of that mental image!! :shock:
    That image works for me :twisted:
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
    Cards confiscated... They were "thrown out"
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
    Cards confiscated... They are in Miami

    *cough*
  • morello
    morello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    Black Diamond wrote:
    morello wrote:
    OMG, I haven't read the whole thread but I seriously read this as your wife was found, in the nude, in your 9 year old's room, playing cards. :o Maybe someone else has already said that but I'm still getting over the shock of that mental image!! :shock:
    That image works for me :twisted:
    8-)
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    EV - Canberra, Newcastle & Sydney 1&2 2011
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
    Cards confiscated... They are in Miami

    *cough*


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    DS1119 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    *cough*


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :shifty:
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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:


    I am wondering where the hell is STAYSEA. I miss her :(
    yea, where'd they disappear to? Fun while it lasted
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:


    I am wondering where the hell is STAYSEA. I miss her :(
    yea, where'd they disappear to? Fun while it lasted


    maybe she made like her personality and split...
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