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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I now have the cards :P :mrgreen:

    Are you in the closet with them?
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    redrock wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I now have the cards :P :mrgreen:

    Are you in the closet with them?
    :lol:
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Funny Story?

    I have some nudey naked man playing cards. They were a gag gift, a very long time ago.
    52 naked men! All my friends are guys. We had poker night every Tuesday. They didn't have any cards to play with. I said I had some but they were a girls only type. The guys were so hard up to play poker they said they didn't care. So , I found them. They shuffled up and dealed. Out of 7 guys not one could look at their hand of naked men. I still have those cards! Not for guys night of poker. too much penis :lol: they ended up going to the gas station for g-rated ones. I said I told you so!
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Funny Story?

    I have some nudey naked man playing cards. They were a gag gift, a very long time ago.
    52 naked men! All my friends are guys. We had poker night every Tuesday. They didn't have any cards to play with. I said I had some but they were a girls only type. The guys were so hard up to play poker they said they didn't care. So , I found them. They shuffled up and dealed. Out of 7 guys not one could look at their hand of naked men. I still have those cards! Not for guys night of poker. too much penis :lol: they ended up going to the gas station for g-rated ones. I said I told you so!

    :lol::lol::lol:
    sounds like something I would do...after making sure everybody was too drunk to drive to get 'normal' cards.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Funny Story?

    I have some nudey naked man playing cards. They were a gag gift, a very long time ago.
    52 naked men! All my friends are guys. We had poker night every Tuesday. They didn't have any cards to play with. I said I had some but they were a girls only type. The guys were so hard up to play poker they said they didn't care. So , I found them. They shuffled up and dealed. Out of 7 guys not one could look at their hand of naked men. I still have those cards! Not for guys night of poker. too much penis :lol: they ended up going to the gas station for g-rated ones. I said I told you so!

    :lol::lol::lol:
    sounds like something I would do...after making sure everybody was too drunk to drive to get 'normal' cards.


    gives a new meaning to the term "one-eyed jack"
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Funny Story?

    I have some nudey naked man playing cards. They were a gag gift, a very long time ago.
    52 naked men! All my friends are guys. We had poker night every Tuesday. They didn't have any cards to play with. I said I had some but they were a girls only type. The guys were so hard up to play poker they said they didn't care. So , I found them. They shuffled up and dealed. Out of 7 guys not one could look at their hand of naked men. I still have those cards! Not for guys night of poker. too much penis :lol: they ended up going to the gas station for g-rated ones. I said I told you so!

    :lol::lol::lol:
    sounds like something I would do...after making sure everybody was too drunk to drive to get 'normal' cards.


    gives a new meaning to the term "one-eyed jack"

    i'm looking for these cards to bring to teh next tailgate... ;)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • drinkbigredinsteaddrinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Funny Story?

    I have some nudey naked man playing cards. They were a gag gift, a very long time ago.
    52 naked men! All my friends are guys. We had poker night every Tuesday. They didn't have any cards to play with. I said I had some but they were a girls only type. The guys were so hard up to play poker they said they didn't care. So , I found them. They shuffled up and dealed. Out of 7 guys not one could look at their hand of naked men. I still have those cards! Not for guys night of poker. too much penis :lol: they ended up going to the gas station for g-rated ones. I said I told you so!

    :lol::lol::lol:
    sounds like something I would do...after making sure everybody was too drunk to drive to get 'normal' cards.


    gives a new meaning to the term "one-eyed jack"
    :lol::lol: I needed that thanks.
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Yeah.. what is funnier? Is that they were trying to play for money.
    I know the cards! I could read all the poker faces :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Yeah.. what is funnier? Is that they were trying to play for money.
    I know the cards! I could read all the poker faces :lol:

    :lol:
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I know which kid I'm betting on.

    ;)
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Funny Story?

    I have some nudey naked man playing cards. They were a gag gift, a very long time ago.
    52 naked men! All my friends are guys. We had poker night every Tuesday. They didn't have any cards to play with. I said I had some but they were a girls only type. The guys were so hard up to play poker they said they didn't care. So , I found them. They shuffled up and dealed. Out of 7 guys not one could look at their hand of naked men. I still have those cards! Not for guys night of poker. too much penis :lol: they ended up going to the gas station for g-rated ones. I said I told you so!


    Did the guys on the cards get larger as the denomination of the card went up? :o
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Did the guys on the cards get larger as the denomination of the card went up? :o


    Do you want pics?
    And a measuring stick? :lol:
    image
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Did the guys on the cards get larger as the denomination of the card went up? :o


    Do you want pics?
    And a measuring stick? :lol:


    No. :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:


    I am wondering where the hell is STAYSEA. I miss her :(
  • morellomorello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    OMG, I haven't read the whole thread but I seriously read this as your wife was found, in the nude, in your 9 year old's room, playing cards. :o Maybe someone else has already said that but I'm still getting over the shock of that mental image!! :shock:
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    morello wrote:
    OMG, I haven't read the whole thread but I seriously read this as your wife was found, in the nude, in your 9 year old's room, playing cards. :o Maybe someone else has already said that but I'm still getting over the shock of that mental image!! :shock:
    That image works for me :twisted:
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
    Cards confiscated... They were "thrown out"
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Black Diamond wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
    Cards confiscated... They are in Miami

    *cough*
  • morellomorello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    Black Diamond wrote:
    morello wrote:
    OMG, I haven't read the whole thread but I seriously read this as your wife was found, in the nude, in your 9 year old's room, playing cards. :o Maybe someone else has already said that but I'm still getting over the shock of that mental image!! :shock:
    That image works for me :twisted:
    8-)
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    norm wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:
    Cards confiscated... They are in Miami

    *cough*


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    DS1119 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    *cough*


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :shifty:
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:


    I am wondering where the hell is STAYSEA. I miss her :(
    yea, where'd they disappear to? Fun while it lasted
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So...whatever happened with this situation? :corn:


    I am wondering where the hell is STAYSEA. I miss her :(
    yea, where'd they disappear to? Fun while it lasted


    maybe she made like her personality and split...
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