My wife found naked playing cards in my 9 year olds room

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rick1zoo2 wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

norm wrote:

and yeah, the title made me think mrs bd was playing cards naked while in his room :?

right and why the hell are you posting?!? shouldn't she be dealing you in?

LMAO

norm

rick1zoo2 wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

norm wrote:

and yeah, the title made me think mrs bd was playing cards naked while in his room :?

right and why the hell are you posting?!? shouldn't she be dealing you in?

i just assumed she was getting bored what with bd being in miami

but in the boy's room? kinky :shh:

rick1zoo2

norm wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

right and why the hell are you posting?!? shouldn't she be dealing you in?

i just assumed she was getting bored what with bd being in miami

but in the boy's room? kinky :shh:

haha - and when he grows up, they can tell him they did it in his room, on his SpongeBob bedspread too!

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Ok this thread is taking a bad turn... :shock:

Yellow Ledbelly

Dissidentman wrote:

I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

Myself as well

theserialthrilla

guinness book of records...the worlds slowest game of snap

81

of.the.girl wrote:

:shock: 9 and has naked playing cards? where in the hell do these kids find this stuff?

dad's closet

Get_Right

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

Myself as well

+1

dottles

Oh Adam, that's gonna be some interesting talk!

Your boys are far too sweet to be corrupted by girls yet surely!

SweetChildofMine

Its only just begun....

Dissidentman

Were the girls Playboy naked, or Hustler naked?

SweetChildofMine

i read it as:

My wife

found naked

playing cards

in my 9 year olds room

actually had to read it a few times

Black Diamond

Dissidentman wrote:

Were the girls Playboy naked, or Hustler naked?

I'll let you know tomorrow

rollings

Black Diamond wrote:

She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

and the card situation too?

drinkbigredinstead

SweetChildofMine wrote:

i read it as:

My wife

found naked

playing cards

in my 9 year olds room

actually had to read it a few times

Me too

My son found my brother-in-laws stash of Hustler, and of course he looked and of course was caught by grandma who was visitng (poor thing). She freaked then was angry when I asked her not to freak out at him... :(

I told her I wasn't happy about it but... /shrug no biggie - and she wasn't happy with my reaction. Know what? I am his mom and I will deal with it as I see fit. So I simply let him know that I knew what he had seen and I wanted to know if he had any questions. End of story.

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drinkbigredinstead wrote:

SweetChildofMine wrote:

i read it as:

My wife

found naked

playing cards

in my 9 year olds room

actually had to read it a few times

Me too

My son found my brother-in-laws stash of Hustler, and of course he looked and of course was caught by grandma who was visitng (poor thing). She freaked then was mad when I asked her not to... :(

I told I wasn't happy about it but /shrug no biggie - and she wasn't happy with my reaction. Know what I am his mom though, so I simply let him know that I knew and I wanted to know if he had any questions. End of story.

Perfect!

Drowned Out

Black Diamond wrote:

She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

Now she is not talking to me

holy...this just cracked me up. Like... lol-at-my-desk-cracked up.

I got my hands on one of these when I was about your boys age:

My teacher caught me with it and confiscated it.....it was still in his desk at the end of the year

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Remember this one???

chadwick

jamburger wrote:

Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.

that's how i took it at first.

my wife found naked, playing cards in my 9 year olds room.

and she was having one hell of a time laughing her butt off

RKCNDY

Ask him if he wants to play cards...maybe 'go fish'?

pull out the 'dirty' cards

say, "I found these cards in your room...are they special or something?"

JonnyPistachio

Dissidentman wrote:

Were the girls Playboy naked, or Hustler naked?

This is an important detail, for sure.

mfc2006

DS1119 wrote:

mfc2006

Black Diamond wrote:

She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

Now she is not talking to me

love the high five comment, man!

zarocat

Brilliant!

thefixer9

Dissidentman wrote:

I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

I did the same thing!

81

thefixer9 wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

I did the same thing!

i'm soryy...but this thread....is not for you.

SweetChildofMine

this thread is hilarious

g under p

Black Diamond wrote:

She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

Now she is not talking to me

I just logged on for the day and i agree THIS IS the post of the day.

Peace and good luck keep your s on that boy

Peace

STAYSEA

Black Diamond wrote:

She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

Now she is not talking to me

There are worse things he could be doing..
Give them back to him sneaky

thefixer9

81 wrote:

thefixer9 wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

I did the same thing!

i'm soryy...but this thread....is not for you.