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My wife found naked playing cards in my 9 year olds room

Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
edited May 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

Now she is not talking to me :lol:
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  • cowboypjfancowboypjfan Posts: 2,453
    :lol::lol: This HAS to be the best post of the day..
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:

    :lol: The best of both worlds!
    I kid.
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  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    :o :shock: 9 and has naked playing cards? where in the hell do these kids find this stuff?
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol:8-)
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :clap::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol::clap::clap:

    Hell yes!
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    SORRY DUDE..I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM NO :(
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:
    :lol: :thumbup:
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    That's where they went...I knew I should've zipped up my bag!!

    you have my address right?? :lol::lol:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    please tell Ruth that wasnt me who gave them to Loganator!!!!






    as for that dvds..... :roll:
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:

    :lol:

    But seriously, I wonder who gave them to him? :eh:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Well Played B.D. :clap:
  • curlycurly Posts: 704
    funny this story comes up...

    i was cleaning out my garage the other day and stumbled accross my "dirty" playing cards...

    I scored them when i was in the 8th grade (13yrs old)...

    and frankly, i dont think anyone knows or has seen them besides myself since that day i recieved them...

    LOL...LMFAO...

    Moral of my story...your 9 year old scored them at too early of an age...

    it took me a few years to realize how good a treasure like that must be hid!!
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    edited February 2012
    jamburger wrote:
    Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.

    hahahaha... I read it with the comma after wife lol. I had to read it like four times before I figured out what he meant :lol::lol::lol:
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  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    jamburger wrote:
    Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.

    I meant after "naked"
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    jamburger wrote:
    jamburger wrote:
    Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.

    I meant after "naked"

    we read it the same I think... like "My wife, found naked, playing cards in my 9 year olds room"
    My whole life
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    of a sunny day
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Holy crap this shit is funny!!

    Could be worse, could have found magazines instead...That's what my dad found in my bedroom.

    I was terrified when I went to grab one from under my bed and they weren't there. Just two words...

    "OH SHIT" :shock:

    coolest thing...too this day he never EVER mentioned it.
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  • ShortyShorty Ontario Posts: 1,160
    jamburger wrote:
    Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I kinda did read it that way at first.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Shorty wrote:
    jamburger wrote:
    Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I kinda did read it that way at first.
    A comma can be a lethal weapon in the wrongs hands :lol:
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    i cant imagine how proud a father must feel!!!! :lol::lol::lol:
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    time to check the web browser history on the family pc
  • MedozKMedozK Tennessee Posts: 9,212
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.
    Took me a minute also :lol: ..I was thinking.ok..so she was naked and playing cards? :shock:
  • Leyna MinaiLeyna Minai Posts: 691
    I COMPLETELY read the title of this thread wrong..I thought you were saying you found your naked wife playing cards in your 9 year olds room.. :oops:

    Phew! Good thing that wasn't the case! How the heck did a 9 year old get a hold of naked playing cards?!
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    wow! it took you 2 and half years to find those? i mean, when i gave them to him i told him to keep them well hidden but that kid has got skills! ;) :P
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    and yeah, the title made me think mrs bd was playing cards naked while in his room :? :lol::lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    norm wrote:
    and yeah, the title made me think mrs bd was playing cards naked while in his room :? :lol::lol:
    :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    norm wrote:
    and yeah, the title made me think mrs bd was playing cards naked while in his room :? :lol::lol:
    :lol::lol:

    right and why the hell are you posting?!? shouldn't she be dealing you in?
  • dan46erdan46er Posts: 157
    LOL! I was gonna ask if she was playing solitaire and if so, did you get in on the action??
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