My wife found naked playing cards in my 9 year olds room

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Were the girls Playboy naked, or Hustler naked?
  • SweetChildofMine
    SweetChildofMine Posts: 842
    i read it as:

    My wife

    found naked

    playing cards

    in my 9 year olds room

    actually had to read it a few times
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Were the girls Playboy naked, or Hustler naked?
    I'll let you know tomorrow :mrgreen:
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    and the card situation too?
  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    edited February 2012
    SweetChildofMine wrote:
    i read it as:

    My wife

    found naked

    playing cards

    in my 9 year olds room

    actually had to read it a few times


    Me too :lol:

    My son found my brother-in-laws stash of Hustler, and of course he looked and of course was caught by grandma who was visitng (poor thing). She freaked then was angry when I asked her not to freak out at him... :(

    I told her I wasn't happy about it but... /shrug no biggie - and she wasn't happy with my reaction. Know what? I am his mom and I will deal with it as I see fit. So I simply let him know that I knew what he had seen and I wanted to know if he had any questions. End of story.
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  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    SweetChildofMine wrote:
    i read it as:

    My wife

    found naked

    playing cards

    in my 9 year olds room

    actually had to read it a few times


    Me too :lol:

    My son found my brother-in-laws stash of Hustler, and of course he looked and of course was caught by grandma who was visitng (poor thing). She freaked then was mad when I asked her not to... :(

    I told I wasn't happy about it but /shrug no biggie - and she wasn't happy with my reaction. Know what I am his mom though, so I simply let him know that I knew and I wanted to know if he had any questions. End of story.

    Perfect!
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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:
    holy...this just cracked me up. Like... lol-at-my-desk-cracked up. :D

    I got my hands on one of these when I was about your boys age:
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    My teacher caught me with it and confiscated it.....it was still in his desk at the end of the year ;)
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Remember this one???

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    jamburger wrote:
    Read that with an imaginary comma after "playing" and shit gets real weird, real fast.
    that's how i took it at first.

    my wife found naked, playing cards in my 9 year olds room.

    and she was having one hell of a time laughing her butt off
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Ask him if he wants to play cards...maybe 'go fish'?

    pull out the 'dirty' cards

    say, "I found these cards in your room...are they special or something?"
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  • JonnyPistachio
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    Dissidentman wrote:
    Were the girls Playboy naked, or Hustler naked?

    This is an important detail, for sure. :mrgreen:
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  • mfc2006
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    DS1119 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:

    love the high five comment, man! :lol:
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    Brilliant!
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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

    :lol: I did the same thing!
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  • 81
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    thefixer9 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

    :lol: I did the same thing!


    i'm soryy...but this thread....is not for you. :lol:
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  • SweetChildofMine
    SweetChildofMine Posts: 842
    edited February 2012
    :lol: this thread is hilarious
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,252
    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:

    I just logged on for the day and i agree THIS IS the post of the day. :lol:

    Peace and good luck keep your 8-) s on that boy :D

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  • STAYSEA
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    Black Diamond wrote:
    She has informed me she hid them in her closet and wants me to handle it.

    I told her to move them to my closet and I will high five him when I get home.

    Now she is not talking to me :lol:
    There are worse things he could be doing..
    Give them back to him sneaky
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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    81 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I had to read the title 5 times before I understood that it was the playing cards that were naked.

    :lol: I did the same thing!


    i'm soryy...but this thread....is not for you. :lol:

    :lol:
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    RNDM- 11/27/12

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