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  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    Without electricity.

    WOuld you rather have someone vomit on you on a roller coaster or ferris wheel?

    I guess I'll say roller coaster since at least motion sickness explains the vomit. If someone throws up on a ferris wheel I'm going to assume they either ate something nasty (which could show up in big chunks in the puke) or they have a virus and just spread it to me.

    Would you rather die in a painful--but comedic--way that gets lots of national news coverage that involves people questioning your intelligence or die in your sleep alone and unnoticed by anyone for 2 months?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Die in my sleep.




    Would you rather play poker or blackjack?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    blackjack

    Live the life of Kramer on Seinfeld
    OR
    that of Gilligan (of the Island)?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Kramer.


    Would you rather work in a circus as a lion tamer or trapeze artist?
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    trapeze

    would you rather swim with seals or dolphins?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    Dolphins

    Be unable to speak with people wearing black socks
    OR
    unable to see people wearing white socks?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Black socks.


    Would you rather grill outside or cook in your kitchn?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    grill

    drink only beer
    or
    only liquor?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Beer.


    Would you rather use aluminum foil or plastic wrap?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    plastic wrap

    Chew aluminium foil
    OR
    Chew human flesh?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ALuminum foil



    Would you rather sit in your closet for 3 hours or or your garden shed?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    As long as my cell phone gets reception, I don't mind either, but I can see the closet being more comfortable. Just gotta make a seat from piled-up clothes.

    Compete on Jeopardy
    OR
    be selected on the Price is Right?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Price is Right!!!



    Would you rather ride a dirt bike or an ATV?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    My brother keeps talking about how he needs to get me out ATVing, so that's my choice.

    Unknowingly run face-first into a glass door
    OR
    Intentionally run into a Gorilla pavilion at the zoo?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Glass door as long as it didn't shatter.



    WOuld you rather drive a go kart or bumper cars?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    Go Kart

    See the future
    or
    Know the past?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    See the future. I'll especially enjoy seeing the parts where I use my ability to make millions of dollars playing the lottery, betting on sports, etc.


    Would you rather be forced to suck on poison ivy or rub it on your junk?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The junk.


    Would you rather fall into a barbed wire fence or an electrc fence?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    The junk.


    Would you rather fall into a barbed wire fence or an electrc fence?

    Electric.

    Would you rather have a siamese twiin and have 2 heads and 2 stomachs but only one butt and one bladder or have an incurable condition that makes you lose control of your bowels every time you sit down?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The second one. I'll just wear diapers.



    Would you rather have to come into work early or stay late?

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