Stone Gossard...

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  • Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a people person.
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    When Stone Gossard plays guitar in the Southern Hemisphere he shifts the Earth's axis .03 degrees.
  • Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    When Stone Gossard plays guitar in the Southern Hemisphere he shifts the Earth's axis .03 degrees.

    So it was him all this time! Then must have invented The Daylight Saving, too? :think:


    :lol::clap: Great one, DS1119!
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Stone Gossard was going to star in the movie "American Pie" but they couldn't find an apple pie big enough for him.
    Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
  • Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard gives chest numbing titty twisters.
  • stone gossard. does. not. jump!

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    Stone Gossard does not need to jump, because gravity does not apply to him. Stone could just float, if he wanted to...but being a down-to-earth kind of guy, he does not want to show off.
  • Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows your grandmother's secret recipe.
  • Stone Gossard wants to play "Thin Air" live again. He just needs someone to say please first. ;)
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    HailHailOZ wrote:
    Stone Gossard wants to play "Thin Air" live again. He just needs someone to say please first. ;)

    Please. :shifty:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Temple of the cat Posts: 14,444
    Stone Gossard is stronger than anyone. He fell into the magic potion made by Getafix when he was a child.
  • Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard needs a hot cocoa. In a clean mug. Now. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard owns 187 keytars.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is so flexible, he can lick his left butt cheek.
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    Stone Gossard exfoliates daily with flown in salt from the Dead Sea.
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    Stone Gossard has amazing skin.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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    Stone Gossard wears this shirt once a week ever since the passing of Patrick Swayze.
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  • Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Stone Gossard wrote "In Hiding"...

    I know you all know that, but what a great guitar riff/melody, huh? :thumbup:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Posts: 33,497
    brianlux wrote:
    Stone Gossard wrote "In Hiding"...

    I know you all know that, but what a great guitar riff/melody, huh? :thumbup:

    Stone Gossard wanted to change the title of Brain of J to Brain of Lux bujt was beaten in a game of checkers by Boom Gaspar so the name remained.

    Brainlux...you can now hate Boom for not having a song named after you.
  • Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can swim 46 MPH.
  • Posts: 1,484
    Cannot Stone Gossard just walk on the water??

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