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  • 23scidoo23scidoo Posts: 19,250
    Stone has abduct alliens..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Your guess is as good as Stone's. On second thought, no it's not.


    Stolen from a dos xx commercial..
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    Stone always knows where Wally is
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    "Ladies and gentlemen, on guitar, Mr. Stone Carpenter Gossard!"
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Take out ssar and you have GOD. I'm just saying.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    badbrains wrote: »
    Take out ssar and you have GOD. I'm just saying.

    Hahahaha!!!!
  • THEBIBLEISTENTHEBIBLEISTEN Posts: 1,905
    "They were but stars, your light made us Stones!
  • northern spiritnorthern spirit Posts: 191
    In support of Seattle's super bowl appearance,Stone has written a new song with Jay-Z called "I'm only here so I don't get fined"
    1993 08-18 Toronto ON CNE w/ Neil Young, Soundgarden
    1998 08-22 Barrie ON Molson Park
    2003 05-02 Buffalo NY HSBC, 06-28 Toronto ON Molson Amp.
    2004 10-02 Toledo OH Vote For Change w/ Neil Young
    2005 09-19 Toronto ON ACC, 09-13 Hamilton ON Copps, 09-11 Kitchener ON Memorial Gardens
    2006 05-10 Toronto ON ACC, 05-09 Toronto ON ACC
    2007 EV 09-11 Toronto ON Body of War TIFF Screening Isabel Bader Theatre - Grateful to have met Ed!!
    2008 EV 08-12 Toronto ON Massey Hall
    2009 08-21 Toronto ON Molson Amp.
    2010 05-10 Buffalo NY HSBC
    2011 09-15 Hamilton ON Copps, 09-11 Toronto ON ACC, 09-12 Toronto ON ACC,
    2011 EV 06-26 Detroit MI Fox Theatre
    2013 10-12 Buffalo NY First Niagara, 07-16 London ON Bud Gardens
    2016 05-10, 05-12 Toronto ON ACC
    2022 09-06 Hamilton ON First Ontario Centre
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    A hahahaha!!!!!
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Awww, thanks. It's nice to be appreciated. :)>-


    Last-12-Exit wrote: »
    Ok, so looked through roughly 125 of the 263 pages in this thread. I took screen shots of my top 10. Keep in mind, I looked at less than half of the pages and these are MY favorites. Please don't get offended. First, I will list my favorite 4 posts that I posted. Then I will list the top 10 of everyone elses.

    My posts:

    4) Stone calls the doctor when his erection doesn't last for 4 hours
    3)Bigfoot tries to take pictures of Stone
    2)Stone put a traffic cone on his horses head and it turned into a unicorn
    1)Stone hit puberty at age 6

    Top 10 from the rest:
    10) Stone can teach a German Shepard to speak....in Spanish (OMGkatwoman)

    9) When Stone was in 5th grade a teacher asked him "what do you want to be when you grow up?"
    Stone replied "Stone fucking Gossard!" (AzWicker)

    8)Heights are afraid of Stone Gossard (Thewaitingtrophyman)

    7)When Mike McCready can't find an amp to plug into, he plugs into stone (THEBIBLEISTEN)

    6)Whenever someone says "I beg to differ," Stone punches them in the face. Stone HATE begging (green_girl)

    5)When Stone goes to Seahawks games, td's are worth 7 points. Stone doesn't want to watch extra points (last12exit. Only because TWTM)

    4)Chuck Norris once got into a fight with Stevan Segal. Stone gossard won (HesCalledDyer)

    3)Stone can sharpen a pencil by rolling it between his fingers (DS1119)

    2) Stone Gossard was the referee in the Charlie Daniels vs The Devil fiddle contest (SatansFuton)

    1)Stone helped an elderly lady across the street. He then hugged her and said "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend." (mookie_in_eugene)

    I'm sure there are a lot that I've left out. It took over 2 hours to get through 150 pages. Sorry if I left other good ones off.
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,423
    Stone told Duff to suit up.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard works the Sub Pop kiosk at SeaTac airport on weekends and every other Tuesday for free. It's part of his original Green River record deal.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is the inspiration for Fifty Shades of Grey.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • 23scidoo23scidoo Posts: 19,250
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 wrote: »
    Stone Gossard is the inspiration for Fifty Shades of Grey.

    =))
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Correlation DOES imply causation -- because Stone Gossard says it does.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Saul Goodman calls Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,435
    The Waiting Trophy Man said:

    Saul Goodman calls Stone Gossard.

    Stone Gossard is the one who knocks.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • joseph33joseph33 Posts: 1,247
    And on the 7th day of creation,Stone told god to take a break.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    HesCalledDyer said:

    The Waiting Trophy Man said:

    Saul Goodman calls Stone Gossard.

    Stone Gossard is the one who knocks.
    Lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone's cinco de mayo party starts on March 8th.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    He starts celebrating his Birthday on July 4th...
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    edited February 2015
    For Eds birthday, Stone gave Ed this:

    image

    Because Ed asked for it.
  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Last-12-Exit said:

    For Eds birthday, Stone gave Ed this:

    image

    pretty hard to beat that post
    nice one
  • jaykay20jaykay20 Posts: 379
    edited February 2015
    Stone Gossard does not simply define postmodernism.
    Post edited by jaykay20 on
  • Peacefrog1975Peacefrog1975 Posts: 731
    Stone Gossard is the reason you must remain seated when the seat belt light is on.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Lol the best one I've read in a long time.

    Stone Gossard has never used a condom.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ryph raphryph raph Posts: 887
    Is shoveling my driveway in -3 degree weather, right now.
    10-26-91 Cleveland
    4-2-92
    7-29-92
    5-4-95 Hovercraft / Cleveland
    8-26-98
    4-25-03
    5-20-06
    8-21-08 E.V. Chicago
    10-31-09 Philadelphia
    5-09-10 Cleveland
    5-10-10 Buffalo
    6-26-11 E.V. Detroit
    10-11-13 Pittsburgh
    10-12-13 Buffalo
    10-29-13 Charlottesville
    4-18-16 Hampton
    8-22-16 Chicago

  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,845
    Stone's parents named him St. One, because they knew he'd be divine.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • marilormarilor Posts: 618
    oftenreading said:

    Stone's parents named him St. One, because they knew he'd be divine.

    Hahaha ! well found !
    "We were but stones, ...Your light made us stars"
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is short for Wyle E. Coyote
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