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    Stickman12Stickman12 Posts: 504
    The sun waits for Stone to wake up before rising.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard already owns Star Wars: Episode VII on 3D BlueRay and has watched it more than 10 times.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    Stone gossard wrote fatal and is epic good
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    EB218946EB218946 Posts: 3,835
    Stone thought Paul McCartney would be a "good fit" for the Beatles.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can do a 7 minute workout in under 5 minutes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard challenged Eddie Vedder to a Vitalogy lip sync battle — and won.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard's PlayDoh never dries out.
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,419
    Stone Gossard can cook minute rice in 45 seconds.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    23scidoo23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 18,521
    Devil has sold his soul to Stone..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,211
    when his wife told Stone to rock the baby to sleep Stone took out his guitar and played Do the Evolution

    the Cosmo Kramer character on Seinfeld was based on Stone Gossard

    Stone Gossard really does have brass balls

    Stone still ranks 'fartsmakemegiggle' as the greatest screen name in 10 Club history

    Stone Gossard will only play poker hands that include the 10 of clubs.

    Amazon originally named Amazon Prime as Amazon Stone Gossard
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,419
    If you try to look up his number in the phone book, you'll see:

    Gossard, Stone: See Stone Gossard
    Stone Gossard: See Gossard, Stone
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    frencho1025frencho1025 Posts: 1
    edited August 2015
    Stone Goddard invented the orgasm. Without which you would not have been born. Yes, you should thank Him.
    Post edited by frencho1025 on
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    my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Stone Gossard... is Stone Gossard
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Stone Gossard is a pillar of the PJ community.

    (That's right, folks. You guessed it. The Reeenk Roink drama on Lost Dogs/eBay was all Stone's fault.)
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    EB218946EB218946 Posts: 3,835
    Stone gave guitar lessons to Eric Clapton as a child.
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    23scidoo23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 18,521
    Well, the truth is..Stone make the setlists..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
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    Pearl34JamPearl34Jam TN Posts: 1,102
    Stone Gossard was originally cast to play Shaggy in the live action Scooby Doo movies
    "Must I keep explaining my decisions to you strangers of the Internet?" - Merch tent 8/19/16

    '13: 10/27 Baltimore
    '15: 9/26 New York City
    '16: 4/16 Greenville (VS!), 4/26 Lexington, 4/28 Philly, 8/20 Wrigley
    '18: 9/02 Fenway
    '22: 9/16 Nashville
    ’24: 8/26 Noblesville, 9/12 Baltimore
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    Pearl34JamPearl34Jam TN Posts: 1,102
    Stone Gossard invented the phrase "It was me (insert name), it was me all along!"
    "Must I keep explaining my decisions to you strangers of the Internet?" - Merch tent 8/19/16

    '13: 10/27 Baltimore
    '15: 9/26 New York City
    '16: 4/16 Greenville (VS!), 4/26 Lexington, 4/28 Philly, 8/20 Wrigley
    '18: 9/02 Fenway
    '22: 9/16 Nashville
    ’24: 8/26 Noblesville, 9/12 Baltimore
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    Pearl34JamPearl34Jam TN Posts: 1,102
    Stone Gossard throughout his life has worked as a bat boy at least once for every Major League Baseball team...except the Seattle Mariners
    "Must I keep explaining my decisions to you strangers of the Internet?" - Merch tent 8/19/16

    '13: 10/27 Baltimore
    '15: 9/26 New York City
    '16: 4/16 Greenville (VS!), 4/26 Lexington, 4/28 Philly, 8/20 Wrigley
    '18: 9/02 Fenway
    '22: 9/16 Nashville
    ’24: 8/26 Noblesville, 9/12 Baltimore
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    Pearl34JamPearl34Jam TN Posts: 1,102
    Stone Gossard claps like a walrus when he watches tv shows about sea creatures on the Discovery Channel
    "Must I keep explaining my decisions to you strangers of the Internet?" - Merch tent 8/19/16

    '13: 10/27 Baltimore
    '15: 9/26 New York City
    '16: 4/16 Greenville (VS!), 4/26 Lexington, 4/28 Philly, 8/20 Wrigley
    '18: 9/02 Fenway
    '22: 9/16 Nashville
    ’24: 8/26 Noblesville, 9/12 Baltimore
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    Pearl34JamPearl34Jam TN Posts: 1,102
    Stone Gossard still uses the big cell phones from the 90's
    "Must I keep explaining my decisions to you strangers of the Internet?" - Merch tent 8/19/16

    '13: 10/27 Baltimore
    '15: 9/26 New York City
    '16: 4/16 Greenville (VS!), 4/26 Lexington, 4/28 Philly, 8/20 Wrigley
    '18: 9/02 Fenway
    '22: 9/16 Nashville
    ’24: 8/26 Noblesville, 9/12 Baltimore
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    Pearl34JamPearl34Jam TN Posts: 1,102
    Stone Gossard can charge anyone's cell phone with his butthole
    "Must I keep explaining my decisions to you strangers of the Internet?" - Merch tent 8/19/16

    '13: 10/27 Baltimore
    '15: 9/26 New York City
    '16: 4/16 Greenville (VS!), 4/26 Lexington, 4/28 Philly, 8/20 Wrigley
    '18: 9/02 Fenway
    '22: 9/16 Nashville
    ’24: 8/26 Noblesville, 9/12 Baltimore
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,419
    Stone Gossard is the Stig.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,144
    Stone has a pepper bar.
    www.cluthelee.com
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    edited September 2015
    Pearl34Jam said:

    Stone Gossard can charge anyone's cell phone with his butthole

    Haha! This made me laugh out loud.

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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has thrown more TD passes than Tom Brady.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    cameramoonstonecameramoonstone Posts: 23
    When God said "Let there be Stone", all the animals of the Earth went two by two and in tribute brought him loaves and fishes, which Stone promptly turned into riffs, causing Mary Magdalene to start a conga line that went all the way from Jerusalem to Gethsemane.
    Portland Meadows 1993
    Columbia SC 2016
    Wrigley 2 2016
    Seattle 1 2018
    Missoula 2018
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard's mother had a baby son, and she named him "Stone Carpenter".

    You see, his dad was a Rollings Stones fan, and his mom--well-- she fancied the Carpenters
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    The holy grail is looking for stone gossard.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a certified Ear, Nose and Throat specialist.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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