Gas stations in the ghetto

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    voidofman wrote:
    I saw that DS.

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I remember I was frickin wasted in high school and my buddies played this one while I was in the back seat and had it blasting...I booted very hard. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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  • faceintheclouds
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  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

    1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
    2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
    3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
    4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
    5. Dice
    6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
    7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
    8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
    9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
    10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
    11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


    The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

    I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
    I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    not too far from me there is a Walmart with a covered parking area for the Amish horse and buggies, now that's hardcore!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,805
    they sell these too. if I'm not mistaken, there's some kind of drug use use :?

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    In my town there is nary a 'homey' to be found...it is more of 'hick-ville', hence...

    you must replace #4 with Schmidtt, Keystone, and Busch

    we no longer have #10 because apparently the state has decided that "the product does not contribute to helping our citizens quit smoking" :roll: so I think now they have been renamed 'cigarellos'

    my store also carries a wide variety of lighters in almost every size, shape, and color you can imagine....the 'refillable' kind that are made in Vietnam..."Hey Cav, can I light your smoke with my nifty gun lighter?"

    they also carry a wide selection of insence...like 4-5 different brands...each has at least 10 different scents.

    no bulletproof glass encased counter....but they do have the black iron bars on the windows.

    the last time I was in there getting #3, the lady made reccomendations....

    Next time I go in, I will take note of the other products they have...never ventured to 'the back'...I shall report my findings to you...I wanna make you 'proud' :lol:
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    imalive wrote:
    they sell these too. if I'm not mistaken, there's some kind of drug use use :?

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

    1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
    2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
    3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
    4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
    5. Dice
    6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
    7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
    8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
    9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
    10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
    11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


    The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

    I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!


    They sell pieces in gas stations? Wow I obviously do NOT live in a ghetto.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

    1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
    2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
    3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
    4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
    5. Dice
    6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
    7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
    8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
    9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
    10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
    11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


    The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

    I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!


    They sell pieces in gas stations? Wow I obviously do NOT live in a ghetto.
    How do you pronounce the town you have listed as your locale? you claire?
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

    1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
    2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
    3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
    4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
    5. Dice
    6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
    7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
    8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
    9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
    10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
    11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


    The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

    I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!


    They sell pieces in gas stations? Wow I obviously do NOT live in a ghetto.
    How do you pronounce the town you have listed as your locale? you claire?


    Oh Claire
  • 81
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    they don't sell beer at gas stations here. :(
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    81 wrote:
    they don't sell beer at gas stations here. :(
    Move away from that amish community!! .. I believe they are looking for you anyway, you crazy hair stylist.. :o
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    they don't sell beer at gas stations here. :(


    They don't in Hudson, WI either (where I'm from), it's city ordinance.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    they don't sell beer at gas stations here. :(


    They don't in Hudson, WI either (where I'm from), it's city ordinance.
    Yep.. sorry.. You definitely don't live in the ghetto.. but it isn't to late.. I would imagine there is a u-haul joint close??
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    they don't sell beer at gas stations here. :(


    They don't in Hudson, WI either (where I'm from), it's city ordinance.
    Yep.. sorry.. You definitely don't live in the ghetto.. but it isn't to late.. I would imagine there is a u-haul joint close??


    :think: Maybe... Eau Claire is a pretty rich town. As is Hudson.
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    if they didn't sell alcohol at gas stations in my hometown, there would be riots in the streets every fucking day :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    conman wrote:
    if they didn't sell alcohol at gas stations in my hometown, there would be riots in the streets every fucking day :lol:


    :lol: I got some pretty pissed off customers at my convenience store when I told them we have no alcohol. "Is there beer here?" No actually there isn't. We wouldn't, you know, hide it in the back. :D
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    conman wrote:
    if they didn't sell alcohol at gas stations in my hometown, there would be riots in the streets every fucking day :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • brother123
    brother123 Posts: 792
    81 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    My sister used to live in a beautiful huge townhouse in heart of DC, right by the museums. She warned me about going to the Taco Bell near her. She said it's really ghetto.

    I get to the Taco Bell / KFC. There's a guy inside begging everyone in line for money. ...and the entire counter, and I mean entire counter, is encased in bullet proof glass. The really thick 1.5" kind of bullet proof glass. And when your order is ready, they place it into a bullet proof glass box which is at eye-sight level in the wall of glass, and only after they close the small door to it on their end is when you can open the small bullet proof door to retrieve your taco delight.

    ...man, those tacos must be valuable...


    :lol:

    not quite as bad....but the popeyes on secor in toledo had a twirl ma jig set up. you put your money in, they spun it around....put your food in, and spun it back to you. not really bullet proof....but still. :lol:

    Lived in Toledo for five years. Let's just say you don't want to go out at night. Hell I got a gun pulled on me walking back from McD's in the afternoon. Got a check stolen from work too.

    Going to gas stations was always fun though. Got everything you need in one place on the cheap too. Again just don't go at night because you will get shot eventually
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