If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
if ya ever come out for the rose bowl i can take ya to this liquor store and get ya a pro standing out front while i'm at it and you 2 can go to the lucky star motel next door
and here y'all though pasadena was all parades and roses! :P
Oh shit, that do rag reminds me of my dental visit last week. There was a stop diabetes donation jar with $1 on it, put a dollar in, went and sat down, the receptionist asked me if I got a bandana. I said, no. She said you get one for donating.
If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
if ya ever come out for the rose bowl i can take ya to this liquor store and get ya a pro standing out front while i'm at it and you 2 can go to the lucky star motel next door
and here y'all though pasadena was all parades and roses! :P
I am coming out for bridge school man!! Hookers, 40's, and blunts were promised by Sara..
We have a motel up the road called the Tel-Star that would make you feel right at home..
Cavstarr at the Tel-Star is like peanut butter and jelly...
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
if ya ever come out for the rose bowl i can take ya to this liquor store and get ya a pro standing out front while i'm at it and you 2 can go to the lucky star motel next door
and here y'all though pasadena was all parades and roses! :P
I do believe I know that liquor store. Does Unique still work out front? I think Cav will really like her/him.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Oh shit, that do rag reminds me of my dental visit last week. There was a stop diabetes donation jar with $1 on it, put a dollar in, went and sat down, the receptionist asked me if I got a bandana. I said, no. She said you get one for donating.
Oh shit, that do rag reminds me of my dental visit last week. There was a stop diabetes donation jar with $1 on it, put a dollar in, went and sat down, the receptionist asked me if I got a bandana. I said, no. She said you get one for donating.
If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.
I can hook you up. Where you live at?
Ottawa, Canada... We have to go to a smoke shop.
Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
they sell these too. if I'm not mistaken, there's some kind of drug use use :?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
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Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
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Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
In my town there is nary a 'homey' to be found...it is more of 'hick-ville', hence...
you must replace #4 with Schmidtt, Keystone, and Busch
we no longer have #10 because apparently the state has decided that "the product does not contribute to helping our citizens quit smoking" :roll: so I think now they have been renamed 'cigarellos'
my store also carries a wide variety of lighters in almost every size, shape, and color you can imagine....the 'refillable' kind that are made in Vietnam..."Hey Cav, can I light your smoke with my nifty gun lighter?"
they also carry a wide selection of insence...like 4-5 different brands...each has at least 10 different scents.
no bulletproof glass encased counter....but they do have the black iron bars on the windows.
the last time I was in there getting #3, the lady made reccomendations....
Next time I go in, I will take note of the other products they have...never ventured to 'the back'...I shall report my findings to you...I wanna make you 'proud'
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
They sell pieces in gas stations? Wow I obviously do NOT live in a ghetto.
If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
They sell pieces in gas stations? Wow I obviously do NOT live in a ghetto.
How do you pronounce the town you have listed as your locale? you claire?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
They sell pieces in gas stations? Wow I obviously do NOT live in a ghetto.
How do you pronounce the town you have listed as your locale? you claire?
if they didn't sell alcohol at gas stations in my hometown, there would be riots in the streets every fucking day
I got some pretty pissed off customers at my convenience store when I told them we have no alcohol. "Is there beer here?" No actually there isn't. We wouldn't, you know, hide it in the back.
My sister used to live in a beautiful huge townhouse in heart of DC, right by the museums. She warned me about going to the Taco Bell near her. She said it's really ghetto.
I get to the Taco Bell / KFC. There's a guy inside begging everyone in line for money. ...and the entire counter, and I mean entire counter, is encased in bullet proof glass. The really thick 1.5" kind of bullet proof glass. And when your order is ready, they place it into a bullet proof glass box which is at eye-sight level in the wall of glass, and only after they close the small door to it on their end is when you can open the small bullet proof door to retrieve your taco delight.
...man, those tacos must be valuable...
not quite as bad....but the popeyes on secor in toledo had a twirl ma jig set up. you put your money in, they spun it around....put your food in, and spun it back to you. not really bullet proof....but still.
Lived in Toledo for five years. Let's just say you don't want to go out at night. Hell I got a gun pulled on me walking back from McD's in the afternoon. Got a check stolen from work too.
Going to gas stations was always fun though. Got everything you need in one place on the cheap too. Again just don't go at night because you will get shot eventually
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if ya ever come out for the rose bowl i can take ya to this liquor store and get ya a pro standing out front while i'm at it and you 2 can go to the lucky star motel next door
and here y'all though pasadena was all parades and roses! :P
This was the bandana: http://static1.shopdiabetes.org/ImageCa ... -49934.jpg
I told my wife if I knew that's what it was I would have said no thanks.
I am coming out for bridge school man!! Hookers, 40's, and blunts were promised by Sara..
We have a motel up the road called the Tel-Star that would make you feel right at home..
Cavstarr at the Tel-Star is like peanut butter and jelly...
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Thank goodness I'm not that sick. Now where is that VHS...
I do believe I know that liquor store. Does Unique still work out front? I think Cav will really like her/him.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
the ones at the store are more like this
http://simplifythepositive.blogspot.com ... wrong.html
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Saw one of those walk into the dental office too. :roll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prcze8jT4D8
My boy Freddie, the stank breath, the fool mouth.. PARADIME!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp51XOx2cSM
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Cube is fuckin dope. One of my faves actually. Soul Train done lost they soul...
And the N2Deep- A sick honky, straight goin donkey... nuff said.
Big up to Dime too...
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpVEyiMD4Co
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I keep posting the dirty versions...don't want to get suspended .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP5f6yFtsgU
I
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
Ottawa, Canada... We have to go to a smoke shop.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
you must replace #4 with Schmidtt, Keystone, and Busch
we no longer have #10 because apparently the state has decided that "the product does not contribute to helping our citizens quit smoking" :roll: so I think now they have been renamed 'cigarellos'
my store also carries a wide variety of lighters in almost every size, shape, and color you can imagine....the 'refillable' kind that are made in Vietnam..."Hey Cav, can I light your smoke with my nifty gun lighter?"
they also carry a wide selection of insence...like 4-5 different brands...each has at least 10 different scents.
no bulletproof glass encased counter....but they do have the black iron bars on the windows.
the last time I was in there getting #3, the lady made reccomendations....
Next time I go in, I will take note of the other products they have...never ventured to 'the back'...I shall report my findings to you...I wanna make you 'proud'
- Christopher McCandless
12. steel wool
13. Razor blades (sold in a 5 pack)
14. Pipe cleaners
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
They sell pieces in gas stations? Wow I obviously do NOT live in a ghetto.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Oh Claire
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
They don't in Hudson, WI either (where I'm from), it's city ordinance.
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:think: Maybe... Eau Claire is a pretty rich town. As is Hudson.
Lived in Toledo for five years. Let's just say you don't want to go out at night. Hell I got a gun pulled on me walking back from McD's in the afternoon. Got a check stolen from work too.
Going to gas stations was always fun though. Got everything you need in one place on the cheap too. Again just don't go at night because you will get shot eventually