Gas stations in the ghetto

CAVSTARR313

If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

81

i smell a joke in their some place.....or maybe it's just I75



what part of detroit are you in?

CAVSTARR313

I live a few miles outside of Detroit in the city of Mt. Clemens, MI.. It is actually a pretty sweet place, but the gas station fits the criteria...

81

Cavstarr313 wrote:

I live a few miles outside of Detroit in the city of Mt. Clemens, MI.. It is actually a pretty sweet place, but the gas station fits the criteria...

how long does it take to get to cobo or the joe

CAVSTARR313

81 wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

I live a few miles outside of Detroit in the city of Mt. Clemens, MI.. It is actually a pretty sweet place, but the gas station fits the criteria...

how long does it take to get to cobo or the joe

25 minutes.. but detroit proper is huge.. the border is 8 mile, I live at 16 mile

Newch91

Do I need to read the list? I know there are ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.

CAVSTARR313

Newch91 wrote:

Do I need to read the list? I know there a ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.

Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhere

CAVSTARR313

Newch91 wrote:

Do I need to read the list? I know there are ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.

plus, it is the one that is geographically closest to your home..

Newch91

Cavstarr313 wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

Do I need to read the list? I know there a ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.

Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhere

Probably from the 20s - 70s, then it all went downhill. It may not sound ghetto but it definitely is.

CAVSTARR313

Newch91 wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

Do I need to read the list? I know there a ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.

Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhere

Probably from the 20s - 70s, then it all went downhill. It may not sound ghetto but it definitely is.

exact same here.. gotta love evolution baby!!!

Newch91

Cavstarr313 wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhere

Probably from the 20s - 70s, then it all went downhill. It may not sound ghetto but it definitely is.

exact same here.. gotta love evolution baby!!!

I was walking by the park once and a guy asked me if I had any weed, I said no, and then he told me "Don't do drugs".

CAVSTARR313

I love the guys that are literally waiting for me to finish my red bull so they can take the can.. I mean ten cents a pop adds up fast, but let me at least enjoy the fuckin thing..

RYEzupSF

Cavstarr313 wrote:

If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

I'm pretty sure I have purchased each of these items on more then one occasion. Except the VHS. Number 4 in the "3 for" is my favorite. I love a good deal. ...now excuse me while I go binge eat pork rinds, smoke my cherry vanilla swisher and drink my 22 of Olde E in my do rag while I watch porn and sack my weed.

CAVSTARR313

RYEzupSF wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

I'm pretty sure I have purchased each of these items on more then one occasion. Except the VHS. Number 4 in the "3 for" is my favorite. I love a good deal. ...now excuse me while I go binge eat pork rinds, smoke my cherry vanilla swisher and drink my 22 of Olde E in my do rag while I watch porn and sack my weed.

FUCK!! I forgot the velvet scarface framed artwork!!

conman

Cavstarr313 wrote:

If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

there are a few gas stations in my hometown that fit that profile.... until i moved away, i thought all of that was normal :?

conman

Cavstarr313 wrote:

I love the guys that are literally waiting for me to finish my red bull so they can take the can.. I mean ten cents a pop adds up fast, but let me at least enjoy the fuckin thing..

i used to put the recylce bins out at my parents house and then just sit on the porch and wait.... within 3 minutes people were going through them looking for cans and bottles

keeponrockin

Cavstarr313 wrote:

If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.

RYEzupSF

keeponrockin wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.

I can hook you up. Where you live at?

CAVSTARR313

keeponrockin wrote:

Cavstarr313 wrote:

If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.

I am more of a 4,5,11 guy

RYEzupSF

Cavstarr313 wrote:

I am more of a 4,5,11 guy

You roll dice?! 8-) oh shit...We can shoot the buck all over bridge school and donate our earnings. Good clean hustlin ain't no thing.

CJMST3K

My sister used to live in a beautiful huge townhouse in heart of DC, right by the museums. She warned me about going to the Taco Bell near her. She said it's really ghetto. I thought "how bad can it be?" since it was only a few blocks away from her nice area.

I get to the Taco Bell / KFC. There's a guy inside begging everyone in line for money. ...and the entire counter, and I mean entire counter, is encased in bullet proof glass. The really thick 1.5" kind of bullet proof glass. And when your order is ready, they place it into a bullet proof glass box which is at eye-sight level in the wall of glass, and only after they close the small door to it on their end is when you can open the small bullet proof door to retrieve your taco delight.

...man, those tacos must be valuable...