Gas stations in the ghetto

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  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    i was a 3, 4, 7, 8 guy...
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    CJMST3K wrote:
    My sister used to live in a beautiful huge townhouse in heart of DC, right by the museums. She warned me about going to the Taco Bell near her. She said it's really ghetto.

    I get to the Taco Bell / KFC. There's a guy inside begging everyone in line for money. ...and the entire counter, and I mean entire counter, is encased in bullet proof glass. The really thick 1.5" kind of bullet proof glass. And when your order is ready, they place it into a bullet proof glass box which is at eye-sight level in the wall of glass, and only after they close the small door to it on their end is when you can open the small bullet proof door to retrieve your taco delight.

    ...man, those tacos must be valuable...


    :lol:

    not quite as bad....but the popeyes on secor in toledo had a twirl ma jig set up. you put your money in, they spun it around....put your food in, and spun it back to you. not really bullet proof....but still. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    all these stories makes my hometown seem so boring..... :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    conman wrote:
    i was a 3, 4, 7, 8 guy...
    240 days??
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    The nearest gas station is about 5 minutes away / 1 minute away from crack central, there are about half of those items in the store.

    I have dice but we play Liar's Dice with them.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Word just came through that Sara is sick..

    can someone please stop and get 1,6,9,10, and 11 for her.. thanks :mrgreen:
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Word just came through that Sara is sick..

    can someone please stop and get 1,6,9,10, and 11 for her.. thanks :mrgreen:


    sure...can i have some airfare $'s...thanks :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    i was a 3, 4, 7, 8 guy...
    240 days??
    233 :mrgreen:
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    conman wrote:
    233 :mrgreen:
    :D
    81 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Word just came through that Sara is sick..

    can someone please stop and get 1,6,9,10, and 11 for her.. thanks :mrgreen:


    sure...can i have some airfare $'s...thanks :lol:


    Good lookin out guys. Thanks. Just FYI on 11... I prefer VHS. Rewind and fast forward just ain't the same on DVD.
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    edited October 2011
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    conman wrote:
    233 :mrgreen:
    :D
    81 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Word just came through that Sara is sick..

    can someone please stop and get 1,6,9,10, and 11 for her.. thanks :mrgreen:


    sure...can i have some airfare $'s...thanks :lol:


    Good lookin out guys. Thanks. Just FYI on 11... I prefer VHS. Rewind and fast forward just ain't the same on DVD.
    watching VHS porn on fast-forward is what got me through my early 20's.. oh the good ol days.. unless, of course, I was sick.. :lol:
    Post edited by CAVSTARR313 on
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

    1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
    2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
    3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
    4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
    5. Dice
    6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
    7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
    8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
    9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
    10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
    11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


    The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

    I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

    if ya ever come out for the rose bowl i can take ya to this liquor store and get ya a pro standing out front while i'm at it and you 2 can go to the lucky star motel next door

    and here y'all though pasadena was all parades and roses! :P
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Oh shit, that do rag reminds me of my dental visit last week. There was a stop diabetes donation jar with $1 on it, put a dollar in, went and sat down, the receptionist asked me if I got a bandana. I said, no. She said you get one for donating.

    This was the bandana: http://static1.shopdiabetes.org/ImageCa ... -49934.jpg

    I told my wife if I knew that's what it was I would have said no thanks. :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    norm wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..

    1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
    2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
    3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
    4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
    5. Dice
    6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
    7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
    8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
    9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
    10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
    11. 5 different brands of pork rinds


    The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..

    I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

    if ya ever come out for the rose bowl i can take ya to this liquor store and get ya a pro standing out front while i'm at it and you 2 can go to the lucky star motel next door

    and here y'all though pasadena was all parades and roses! :P

    I am coming out for bridge school man!! Hookers, 40's, and blunts were promised by Sara..

    We have a motel up the road called the Tel-Star that would make you feel right at home..

    Cavstarr at the Tel-Star is like peanut butter and jelly...
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:


    Good lookin out guys. Thanks. Just FYI on 11... I prefer VHS. Rewind and fast forward just ain't the same on DVD.
    watching VHS porn on fast-forward is what got me through my early 20's.. oh the good ol days.. unless, of course, I was sick.. :lol:

    Thank goodness I'm not that sick. Now where is that VHS...
    norm wrote:

    if ya ever come out for the rose bowl i can take ya to this liquor store and get ya a pro standing out front while i'm at it and you 2 can go to the lucky star motel next door

    and here y'all though pasadena was all parades and roses! :P

    I do believe I know that liquor store. Does Unique still work out front? I think Cav will really like her/him.
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    voidofman wrote:
    Oh shit, that do rag reminds me of my dental visit last week. There was a stop diabetes donation jar with $1 on it, put a dollar in, went and sat down, the receptionist asked me if I got a bandana. I said, no. She said you get one for donating.

    This was the bandana: http://static1.shopdiabetes.org/ImageCa ... -49934.jpg

    I told my wife if I knew that's what it was I would have said no thanks. :lol:


    the ones at the store are more like this
    http://simplifythepositive.blogspot.com ... wrong.html
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    Oh shit, that do rag reminds me of my dental visit last week. There was a stop diabetes donation jar with $1 on it, put a dollar in, went and sat down, the receptionist asked me if I got a bandana. I said, no. She said you get one for donating.

    This was the bandana: http://static1.shopdiabetes.org/ImageCa ... -49934.jpg

    I told my wife if I knew that's what it was I would have said no thanks. :lol:


    the ones at the store are more like this
    http://simplifythepositive.blogspot.com ... wrong.html

    Saw one of those walk into the dental office too. :roll:
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    I saw that DS. :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prcze8jT4D8
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    voidofman wrote:
    I saw that DS. :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prcze8jT4D8
    More like this...

    My boy Freddie, the stank breath, the fool mouth.. PARADIME!!
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    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    What is with all of these deleted posts?!

    Cube is fuckin dope. One of my faves actually. Soul Train done lost they soul...

    And the N2Deep- A sick honky, straight goin donkey... nuff said. :lol:

    Big up to Dime too...
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Get some #7's and..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpVEyiMD4Co
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13

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