Gas stations in the ghetto
CAVSTARR313
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If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
i smell a joke in their some place.....or maybe it's just I75
what part of detroit are you in?81 is now off the air
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I live a few miles outside of Detroit in the city of Mt. Clemens, MI.. It is actually a pretty sweet place, but the gas station fits the criteria...None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276Cavstarr313 wrote:I live a few miles outside of Detroit in the city of Mt. Clemens, MI.. It is actually a pretty sweet place, but the gas station fits the criteria...
how long does it take to get to cobo or the joe81 is now off the air0 -
25 minutes.. but detroit proper is huge.. the border is 8 mile, I live at 16 mile81 wrote:Cavstarr313 wrote:I live a few miles outside of Detroit in the city of Mt. Clemens, MI.. It is actually a pretty sweet place, but the gas station fits the criteria...
how long does it take to get to cobo or the joeNone are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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Do I need to read the list? I know there are ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhereNewch91 wrote:Do I need to read the list? I know there a ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '130 -
plus, it is the one that is geographically closest to your home..Newch91 wrote:Do I need to read the list? I know there are ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '130 -
Probably from the 20s - 70s, then it all went downhill. It may not sound ghetto but it definitely is.Cavstarr313 wrote:
Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhereNewch91 wrote:Do I need to read the list? I know there a ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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exact same here.. gotta love evolution baby!!!Newch91 wrote:
Probably from the 20s - 70s, then it all went downhill. It may not sound ghetto but it definitely is.Cavstarr313 wrote:
Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhereNewch91 wrote:Do I need to read the list? I know there a ghetto gas stations in certain parts of Waterbury.None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '130 -
I was walking by the park once and a guy asked me if I had any weed, I said no, and then he told me "Don't do drugs".Cavstarr313 wrote:
exact same here.. gotta love evolution baby!!!Newch91 wrote:
Probably from the 20s - 70s, then it all went downhill. It may not sound ghetto but it definitely is.Cavstarr313 wrote:Waterbury doesn't sound ghetto at all.. I picture golden retrievers running around everywhereShows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
I love the guys that are literally waiting for me to finish my red bull so they can take the can.. I mean ten cents a pop adds up fast, but let me at least enjoy the fuckin thing..None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '130 -
Cavstarr313 wrote:If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
I'm pretty sure I have purchased each of these items on more then one occasion. Except the VHS. Number 4 in the "3 for" is my favorite. I love a good deal. ...now excuse me while I go binge eat pork rinds, smoke my cherry vanilla swisher and drink my 22 of Olde E in my do rag while I watch porn and sack my weed.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/100 -
FUCK!! I forgot the velvet scarface framed artwork!!RYEzupSF wrote:Cavstarr313 wrote:If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
I'm pretty sure I have purchased each of these items on more then one occasion. Except the VHS. Number 4 in the "3 for" is my favorite. I love a good deal. ...now excuse me while I go binge eat pork rinds, smoke my cherry vanilla swisher and drink my 22 of Olde E in my do rag while I watch porn and sack my weed.None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '130 -
there are a few gas stations in my hometown that fit that profile.... until i moved away, i thought all of that was normal :?Cavstarr313 wrote:If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!! 0 -
Cavstarr313 wrote:I love the guys that are literally waiting for me to finish my red bull so they can take the can.. I mean ten cents a pop adds up fast, but let me at least enjoy the fuckin thing.. i used to put the recylce bins out at my parents house and then just sit on the porch and wait.... within 3 minutes people were going through them looking for cans and bottles 0
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I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.Cavstarr313 wrote:If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V0 -
keeponrockin wrote:
I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.Cavstarr313 wrote:If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
I can hook you up. Where you live at?
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/100 -
keeponrockin wrote:
I wish my gas station sold 1, 3, , and 8.Cavstarr313 wrote:If the gas station nearest to your house sells any or all of the following items, you may live in the ghetto..
1. sandwich baggies in a 50 bag box or baggies removed from the box and sold in smaller denominations
2. Digital pocket "mail" scales
3. a whole display of various flavored "cigar" wraps
4. Olde English, Cobra, Colt 45, and Mickeys.. all offered in "3 for" deals
5. Dice
6. Individually packaged "do rags" with a cheesy male model featured on the front of the package
7. Rolling papers from every company that has ever made rolling papers.. In every size
8. Glass pipes in a case with a sign that reads "for tobaco use only" .. yes, I know i misspelled tobacco.. but that is what the sign read.
9. Racks and racks of porn.. Mags, VHS,DVD.. also offered in a "3 for" deal
10. lucies.. for those not hip, individually sold cigarettes..
11. 5 different brands of pork rinds
The gas station 100 yards from my home sells all of these things.. behind 2 inch bulletproof glass..
I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!
I am more of a 4,5,11 guyNone are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '130 -
Cavstarr313 wrote:I am more of a 4,5,11 guy
You roll dice?! 8-) oh shit...We can shoot the buck all over bridge school and donate our earnings. Good clean hustlin ain't no thing.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/100 -
My sister used to live in a beautiful huge townhouse in heart of DC, right by the museums. She warned me about going to the Taco Bell near her. She said it's really ghetto. I thought "how bad can it be?" since it was only a few blocks away from her nice area.
I get to the Taco Bell / KFC. There's a guy inside begging everyone in line for money. ...and the entire counter, and I mean entire counter, is encased in bullet proof glass. The really thick 1.5" kind of bullet proof glass. And when your order is ready, they place it into a bullet proof glass box which is at eye-sight level in the wall of glass, and only after they close the small door to it on their end is when you can open the small bullet proof door to retrieve your taco delight.
...man, those tacos must be valuable...Post edited by CJMST3K onADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you.
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