Stone Gossard...

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can kill a man with his stare.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a real life superhero. He wears a costume and patrols the streets of Seattle on week nights. His superhero name is Super Stone.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    4 out of 5 dentists recommend Stone Gossard.
  • PearlJam24
    PearlJam24 Posts: 340
    Stone Gossard can fly a plane around the world...in his sleep
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    PearlJam24 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can fly a plane around the world...in his sleep
    Stone can do this without the plane
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • jshin
    jshin Posts: 1,759
    DS1119 wrote:
    4 out of 5 dentists recommend Stone Gossard.

    The fifth dentist, Dr. S. Gossard, is considered to be one of the most humble people on earth.
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never has to wait at a red light.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Rainbows appear after Stone Gossard has had a good cry.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows everything that is on the internet.
  • JC29856
    JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    ....gets my goat going
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is not required to have a passport to travel to foreign countries.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never milked a cow in his life, but he could do it on his first try if he wanted to.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Lone Drawn Meteor
    Lone Drawn Meteor Posts: 1,230
    Jesus loves me this I know.
    For Stone Gossard tells me so.
    "If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can read backwards.
  • RedMosquito22
    RedMosquito22 Posts: 8,158
    He can skip across a pond just because of his name.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard turned down an opportunity to be a crew member on the space shuttle...and that's why there is no more space shuttle.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Astronomers have just discovered a planet with two suns, 200 light years away. Stone Gossard could have told them that - he vacations there twice a year.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    This has more than one interpretation, lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    STONE GOSSARD AND ALL THE BOYS TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    This has more than one interpretation, lol


    And your point is??? :lol:

    STONE GOSSARD AND PJ TOOK ME TO HEAVEN LAST NIGHT!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


    Is that more suitable? :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!

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