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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard twirls in circles with his arms spread out and yells "I LOVE YOU WORLD!!" when he is really happy.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is the reason for the season.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can teach you a thing or two.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can show you what it's like.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has beaten Michael Jordan in a game of HORSE.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is the fat lady playing guitar
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can survive 3 days in the desert without water.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard's paper airplanes set world records for speed and longevity.
    John and Shawna
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard purchases and restores Wagon Queen Family Trucksters.

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can tell if you're lying just by touching your hand.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone Gossard can tell you your future through origami timelines.
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns a parrot that can speak 14 different languages.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard was the referee at the Charlie Daniels vs The Devil fiddle contest

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Lmao, I'm not following that
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    As a kid Stone Gossard fell off his bike and gave the road "stone rash".
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Much to his friend's annoyance, whenever Stone Gossard meets anybody new, he always sings "The Name Game".


    Actual transcript from Stone and Ed's first meeting.

    EV: Hi, I'm Eddie

    SG: Eddie Eddie Bo Beddie
    Banana-nana Fo Feddie
    Fee Fi Mo Meddie
    EDDIE!

    EV: I hate you
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard loves riding in elevators and pressing every floor button just to annoy everyone.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard just wants to have fun.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Paulie-LedbetterPaulie-Ledbetter Posts: 38
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Much to his friend's annoyance, whenever Stone Gossard meets anybody new, he always sings "The Name Game".


    Actual transcript from Stone and Ed's first meeting.

    EV: Hi, I'm Eddie

    SG: Eddie Eddie Bo Beddie
    Banana-nana Fo Feddie
    Fee Fi Mo Meddie
    EDDIE!

    EV: I hate you



    hahahahaha classic, as soon as i read that i just pictured in my head eddie in single video theory saying 'yeah if there ever was a problem from the start it was probably stone' :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be starring in a new reality show called "Getting Stoned" where he takes three people each week and gives them a fashion makeover.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can listen to your iPod from anyhwere he wants.
  • The NothingmanThe Nothingman Posts: 527
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will be starring in a new reality show called "Getting Stoned" where he takes three people each week and gives them a fashion makeover.


    hahahaha
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's glasses are unbreakable.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is watching you right now.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard smokes weed while he works out.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard smokes weed while he works out.


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 92,567
    Stone's Timberland site doesn't know that they released the film Dig It! which includes Stone himself! :o
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be on the cover of next years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard gave his shoe a blister.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    While at home, Stone Gossard drinks all his drinks, alcoholic and non-alcoholic in a no spill sippy cup.
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