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  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is too cool for high fives.


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    lol
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard requires 2 AA batteries not included.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard eats cake out of a mug.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard yearns for a career as a professional dog show handler, preferred breed: Toy Poodle
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can talk with his mouth full.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard uses
    American Sign Language
    to recite haiku
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can eat 14 pounds of pasta in one sitting.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard found the Creedence tapes.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • JR2323JR2323 Posts: 82
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can eat 14 pounds of pasta in one sitting.
    And gallon of 2% milk
    10/8/00. 6/15/03. 9/17/11


    JR
  • PKTrekGirlPKTrekGirl Posts: 747
    Stone Gossard's Angry Birds are 62% more angry.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard's main goal in life is to die and come back as an angel and make Meg Ryan fall in love with him a la City of Angels.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard recylces slinkys for guitar strings
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard once spun the big wheel on The Price Is Right six years ago and it hasn't stopped spinning yet.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    The advertising slogan for State Farm Insurance is: "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." The same can be said about Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard eats cake out of a mug.
    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stone gossard makes homemade hash browns and takes them alone when having breakfast out, he has the cook cook his version instead.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard passes the dutchie on the left hand side
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stone gossard's oldest guitar amp is 13 years to the day older than he is.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stone gossard collects other band members' shoes once they get old and ready for the dump.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the other white meat.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stone gossard does not eat white meat off of a chicken or a turkey. stone gossard only eats chicken/turkey legs, thighs, innards and the backs. stone gossard will eat the chicken or turkey neck, like eddie on griswald family christmas.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Enjoying yourself Mr Chadwick :lol:
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Enjoying yourself Mr Chadwick :lol:

    correction:

    Stone Gossard is enjoying yourself Mr. Chadwick
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is the artist formerly known as Stone Gizzard. And that former self sold "Gosh Browns" for a living.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard scored a perfect 1600 on the SAT's.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Enjoying yourself Mr Chadwick :lol:
    i am venturing out a bit, mr. black diamond. i was informed of this threads fantastic nature. then was invited to stop by. been here ever since.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    rachel_h wrote:
    Like the moon, Stone Gossard is made entirely of blue cheese.
    haha
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard always travels with a full entourage which includes four security guards, three strippers, a talking dog, and four monkeys that can do complex math.

    :clap:

    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stone gossard kept me distracted so that i wouldn't ever go onto the porch...that is until today.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard gives his undivided attention to the pre-flight safety demonstation and follows along in the safety manual, each and everytime he flies.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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