Restaurant advice, kinda quick

unlost dogs
unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
So I'm in a party of 22, bill is $512, and I killed one roach on my table, and flicked off a second one off my plate as they were clearing the table.

Two questions: how much of a tip do we leave, and should I bring the leftovers home? (it was really good.)

Advise quickly, please.
15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    You leave a $1000 tip and you give the leftover's to your dogs because they deserve good food too. ;)
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    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    How was the service ?

    No, I wouldnt bring home leftovers...if you're seeing roaches on the tables imagine the kitchen

    :sick:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    20% is $102...subtract $25 for the roaches

    take the leftovers and if you survive the night without food poisoning, enjoy tomorrow!
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Thanks boys!

    Rico, $1000 seriously?!?

    Looking at leftovers on table while other wives talk about unsuccessfully trying to "change" their husbands.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    if the service was good then don't take too much off of the tip but definately speak to the manager about the roaches
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Thanks boys!

    Rico, $1000 seriously?!?

    Looking at leftovers on table while other wives talk about unsuccessfully trying to "change" their husbands.

    :lol: Well those roaches probably were not cheap.... :lol: Just joking.....but $512? Where are you eating at??
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    $512 for 22 people is cheap

    No alcohol ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    $512 for 22 people is cheap

    No alcohol ?

    Oh......thought it said 12 people....nevermind.... :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • EZ1221C
    EZ1221C Posts: 2,645
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    $512 for 22 people is cheap

    No alcohol ?
    yeah that's less than 25 bucks a person. not that bad especially if everyone has a drink or 2. and bring the leftovers home. if you don't feel good tomorrow, feed it to the dogs or throw it out.
    PLAY THE SOUTH
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    $512 for 22 people is cheap

    No alcohol ?

    roaches dude....roaches ;)
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Tips probably already included. Leave 0
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    norm wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    $512 for 22 people is cheap

    No alcohol ?

    roaches dude....roaches ;)

    Maybe they serve them on the menu

    Chocolate covered variety
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    $512 for 22 people is cheap

    No alcohol ?

    roaches dude....roaches ;)

    Maybe they serve them on the menu

    Chocolate covered variety

    :sick: Can't image anything worse! :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,920
    Where were you?
    I always want to know a good local restaurant with fresh cockroaches on the menu.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Tips probably already included. Leave 0

    Good point

    Whats it usually party of 8 or more tip included ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    $512 for 22 people is cheap

    No alcohol ?

    roaches dude....roaches ;)

    Maybe they serve them on the menu

    Chocolate covered variety

    can you cover living roaches in chocolate?

    rhetorical question
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    thefixer9 wrote:

    :sick: Can't image anything worse! :lol:

    At least then they have an excuse

    A few scurried away before baking
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    norm wrote:
    can you cover living roaches in chocolate?

    rhetorical question

    You can cover anything in chocolate...

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    norm wrote:
    can you cover living roaches in chocolate?

    rhetorical question

    You can cover anything in chocolate...

    ;)

    i thought you can milk anything with nipples :problem:


    do roaches have nipples? :think:
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    norm wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    norm wrote:
    can you cover living roaches in chocolate?

    rhetorical question

    You can cover anything in chocolate...

    ;)

    i thought you can milk anything with nipples :problem:


    do roaches have nipples? :think:

    nipples..no..but thumbs yes
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers

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