Restaurant advice, kinda quick
unlost dogs
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So I'm in a party of 22, bill is $512, and I killed one roach on my table, and flicked off a second one off my plate as they were clearing the table.
Two questions: how much of a tip do we leave, and should I bring the leftovers home? (it was really good.)
Advise quickly, please.
Two questions: how much of a tip do we leave, and should I bring the leftovers home? (it was really good.)
Advise quickly, please.
15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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No, I wouldnt bring home leftovers...if you're seeing roaches on the tables imagine the kitchen
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
take the leftovers and if you survive the night without food poisoning, enjoy tomorrow!
Rico, $1000 seriously?!?
Looking at leftovers on table while other wives talk about unsuccessfully trying to "change" their husbands.
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
No alcohol ?
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Oh......thought it said 12 people....nevermind....
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
roaches dude....roaches
Maybe they serve them on the menu
Chocolate covered variety
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
I always want to know a good local restaurant with fresh cockroaches on the menu.
Good point
Whats it usually party of 8 or more tip included ?
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
can you cover living roaches in chocolate?
rhetorical question
At least then they have an excuse
A few scurried away before baking
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
You can cover anything in chocolate...
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
i thought you can milk anything with nipples :problem:
do roaches have nipples? :think:
nipples..no..but thumbs yes
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
True.....they were only trying to save themselves...
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
Tres Mts. Gramercy Theatre 3/26/11
*formerly manutd3581
Or a fat girl in dodge ball
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I would barf at the table and refuse to pay. ew.
btw, when i first read this, the first thing that came to mind wasn't the insect :think:
second thing i thought is, unlost knows how to party!!
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if we are talking left over joints, well then, it's a whole different ball game and 1K might well be in order
So we're literally with 20 other people (total party of 22) of Mr. Unlost's colleagues from work, and he's suggested this restaurant. So, I'm feeling a little guilt-by-association.
Are you with me so far?
So, this is a bring-your-own-alcohol Italian place on the beach (Poncier, I know you know exactly where I'm talking about). Shirley Street.
So I'm enjoying the bottle of wine Mr. Unlost bought for me, sharing it with a very cool paramedic from the Cape. Having a great time. She says, "Hey, is that a roach?" I look down, see a little insect sitting on the table, halfway between my appetizer plate and the one next to me.
I say, "Oh no, it's just a bug." Sweep it into a napkin, throw it on the floor. (Thinking to myself, "Why am I covering this up? It's a freaking insect!" But the wine is good, the company is excellent, and I don't want to be The Wife Who Kills The Buzz because _ after all _ Mr. Unlost is already down in the dumps over the whole "I keep hitting shit with the boat" ordeal from the weekend.)
Anywho...
So medic is cool, doesn't raise a fuss.
It's time to wrap up the food. I glance down at my plate (tortolllini with asparagus _ really excellent) and on the edge of the plate I see a really hopeful-looking roach, waving its antennae and clearly thinking, "Shit, that is some damn fine looking sauce." I flick the roach off _ not quite sure where he landed, but frankly I was into my third glass of red wine at this point, and who gives a shit, right?
So I whisper to Mr. Unlost, "Hey, just saw two roaches." He's like, "Shit." So I said, "No worries, I've got this."
Which, as you know, instills confidence every time I utter it...
and I go and talk to the manager. He tells me that just yesterday they exterminated, and I just would not believe how many roaches there were around the salad prep area and the expresso machine, and thankyousomuchforbringingthistoourattention and I say, "No problem! See ya!" and totter back off to our table.
You know, now that the wine is wearing off, I'm thinking I probably could have handled this differently.
Should I tell Speedy that I'm bringing leftover asparagus tortillini to the potluck next Saturday?
no way he said this to you?!!?! :shock: :?