Boston 2 PUKE

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  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Boston 2 Puker reporting. I think its about time I made an appearance on this thread. Although, you all have probably seen my apology thread, but if not it will clear up some of the confusion and misconceptions about my unfortunate incident.
  • Rrrrrrredbelly
    Rrrrrrredbelly Posts: 76
    idratherbe wrote:
    I can't BELIEVE the person in the green shirt the row ahead STILL SITTING THERE?!?! Are you fuckin shitting me? Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaha Christ on a bike! This is too much!!!

    I also noticed that the poor chap (puker) is wearing no socks. Think any went inside the shoe?

    ~peace~


    TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    NewZealandJamFan wrote:
    Yeah I was thinking he might've puked coz that guy has boat shoes on...


    i can't sleep...came down to read some posts...just nearly choked to death on chips reading the boat shoes line. This post will bring me joy for years to come. I'm serious.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • BluntManGuy
    BluntManGuy Posts: 55
    I can never recall laughing for 15 minutes straight. Christ my stomach hurts so bad right now...even my neck. Fuckin' mercy already!!! Thanks!

    p.s. I didn't notice him not wearing socks cause as soon as I clicked the link for the pic I closed it just as fast. Lord knows I'm one that if I see puke, more then likely I'll puke as well. I guess I was hoping to see him sitting there with his head in his hands or something...but there was no stopping me clicking on that link...

    POST OF THE DECADE!!
    Tell the captain 'This boats not safe and we're drowning.'
    Turns out he's the one making waves
  • nowayimfaithfull
    nowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    Sounds like he gets the most votes for the most stupidist thing that ever happened at Pearl Jam show, fucking priceless, you should send that picture to Reagan Hagar, he is helping produce Place and Date part 2, IT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE IT IN!!

    Eddie should have belted out a few verses from EWW That Smell, just like when he did Philadelphia Fever during Camden 98.

    Honestly though I bet Ten Clubbers were bitching about seat location after that happened!!
    New Rule:
    No drinking and Ten Clubbing, or you are on probation and lose partial seniority!
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


    no more shows
  • Banana-Rama
    Banana-Rama Posts: 108
    heh heh

    Funniest thing I read all day :D
    "If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend" - STP

    "Frugality without creativity is deprivation." - Amy Dacyczyn

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  • Zanne
    Zanne Posts: 899
    "Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn"
    Just me
  • RedPJ
    RedPJ New Plymouth, New Zealand Posts: 207
    Ayedavanita wrote:
    OMG!! RAOFLMAO!!! That's sick but your humor is great!

    yesw, you are correct..... sick
    Just For Today, I Am Free...
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    maybe even funnier today than it was yesterday.

    the sun is out.
    the weather is nice.
    long weekend.

    pearl jam.

    enjoy!

    - Andy
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • SPALMA
    SPALMA Posts: 2,279
    You guys are all hilarius!

    Sat 7 am, the first thing I did was check this thread because yesterday the links to the photos and threads were not working.

    I can't believe you actually took a picture (thank you!) and I am proud of Boston II for being so classy.

    I will remember all this if something similar happens near me - we are only human.
    "I don't want to hear any splatty tongues!"
    J.M., Jr. High Band Teacher

    I raise my Freak Flag High!!
  • ElderlyWoman19
    ElderlyWoman19 Posts: 81
    Zanne wrote:
    "Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn"



    Now that is funny...this is fantastic....


    Although Man, Woman, Child or Baby is getting punched hard in the face if they puke on me at a show.



    Walking Tightrope High Over Olav's Puke!
    "Sometimes I burn like a dot on the sun
    With no one knowing..."
  • seattlesapphire
    seattlesapphire Posts: 3
    Maybe Kenny had...cryptosporidium?

    It had to be said! Hope someone besides me remembers. ; )

    sapphire
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    puke bump
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    "The bile-drinking contests started with Chris Cornell. There's an act in our show where one of my members-and it would be a different one every day, because no one can do it really twice in a row-would force seven feet of tubing into their stomach through their nose, and we would pump in beer, ketchup, and mayonnaise. Then it was sucked back out, and the result became known as bile beer. One early stop on Lollapalooza, Chris came up and drank it. The very next day, Eddie came up and did it. Then for two days after, Ministry's Al Jourgensen came back on and did it. He started telling Eddie and Chris that he's drank more than they have. Well, Chris bowed out. But Eddie's right there every day drinking this stuff. At the end of the tour, Eddie says, "I have drunk two quarts more than you, Al, and I've won.""

    Spin Magazine, August 2001

    "On the first Lollapalooza concert tour back in 1992, Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam and Chris Cornell of Soundgarden challenged each other to a gentleman's duel: who could drink the most stomach bile. Not just anybody's bile, either, but sickening, green foamy beer bile pumped from the stomach and out through the nose of Matt the Tube, a member of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, also performing on the tour. The disgusting contest continued all summer long, until eventually Vedder won. Congratulations, I guess ..."
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  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    i sitll find this puke story hilarious a day later
  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    UNH1995 wrote:
    3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.

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  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    jojo wrote:
    http://myspace-902.vo.llnwd.net/00556/20/92/556712902_l.jpg



    bwahahahhahahahah!!! that's a hilarious pic of Ed, which I've never seen before. and what the hell does Dave A. have strapped to his arms? muscle relaxers?


    i'm actually sorta surprised it wasn't Abruzzese sweeping my puke up!
  • IamMine
    IamMine Posts: 2,743
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    bwahahahhahahahah!!! that's a hilarious pic of Ed, which I've never seen before. and what the hell does Dave A. have strapped to his arms? muscle relaxers?


    i'm actually sorta surprised it wasn't Abruzzese sweeping my puke up!

    :D Poor Eddy...... LMAO

    What a f'ning thread!
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    EV: It's your band.
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  • ACCBootlegGoddess
    ACCBootlegGoddess Posts: 4,318
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    bwahahahhahahahah!!! that's a hilarious pic of Ed, which I've never seen before. and what the hell does Dave A. have strapped to his arms? muscle relaxers?


    i'm actually sorta surprised it wasn't Abruzzese sweeping my puke up!


    Wouldn't surprise me if it was. I've heard Dave A had major Carpol Tunnel issues.
    "Rock and roll is something that can't be quantified, sometimes it's not even something you hear, but FEEL!" - Bob Lefsetz
  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    ACCBootlegGoddess wrote:
    Wouldn't surprise me if it was. I've heard Dave A had major Carpol Tunnel issues.


    i think they look like heating pads IMO
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