Places you have been kicked out of..

jamburger · July 2011

Cavstarr313 wrote:

ShimmyMommy wrote:

Like?

The Silverdome, the Fox, applebees, Ramada Inn, at least 6 or 7 bars, Chuck E Cheese, the mall, countless peoples houses and cars,a Spirit airlines flight from Atlantic City to Detroit, the entire country of Canada.. Just to name a few off the top of my head..

Is that you, Ricky Bobby?

Just a couple of bars for me... and I tell the stories as I was politely asked to leave instead of saying I was booted.

conman · July 2011

if we're talking bars and high school classes too then there are too many to count/remember

dcfaithful · July 2011

Cavstarr313 wrote:

The Palace of Auburn Hills

Are you Ron Artest?? 8-)

guacamolejoe · July 2011

I was kicked out of college for failing grades :oops: then kicked out of the house by my father for not letting him know :roll: .

Mamasan23 · July 2011

When I get kicked out of places, it's always because of my crazy friends. Really!

Miller Park a few years ago - one of my buddies ran on the field to try to tackle Barry Bonds...of course he was escorted off the field and sent to jail while the rest of us were just escorted out. When the cops asked him why he ran on the field he told them because he wanted to knock Bonds out...they laughed and let him go!

About 2 months ago I went with a group of friends to a wrestling event in Madison for lack of anything better to do. Well we had been drinking all day...one of my friends found an old championship belt and brought it with him which he proceeded to throw into the ring right after a Randy Orton match. Cue all of us getting escorted out again!

Countless bars...usually because of my friends but every now and again I can get a little unruly too... :oops:

eddiec · July 2011

PJ Newark 2010, my friend lights up a joint during second encore and eventually passes it to me. I get a tap on my back and it's security. Was patted down by at least 3 NJPD officers and maybe 5 Newark power hungry security guards. Kept asking me where the rest of my stuff was. NJPD were cool about the whole thing, but can't say the same for the security staff of the Prudential center. One guy actually started lecturing me on how I could still be smoking at the age of 38. At least I heard almost all of the 2nd encore before they finally threw me out.

PureandEasy · July 2011

never actually kicked out, came close twice

once in church because me and my girlfriends broke into a laughing hysteria and we couldn't stop and the priest stopped his sermon and admonished us. It was quite embarrassing.

That was years ago.

And then I almost got kicked out of an Elvis Costello concert because my friend was smoking a joint and when the usher asked her to put it out she just HAD to take one more hit. :roll:

Drowned Out · July 2011

Hmmm….this is like a testament to the dangers of teenage binge drinking…all but the last three happened when I was under 20 years of age…and almost every one of them involved being shitfaced drunk.

Grade school catholic mass (Gene Simmons imitation w/Eucharist)
Grade 9 english class (sent to work in hallway for remainder of term)
Hallway outside grade 9 english class (sent to work in office for remainder of term)
Girlfriends’ closet/bedroom/house (by her dad)
One of those teen community dance events
Many high school classes
High school dance (drinking, insulting teachers)
High school (expelled, see above)
Various office stairwells, gas station bathrooms, bus stations, etc (anywhere I could sneak in for a smoke when it was -40 outside)
LRT (subway)
Mall
Cab
Aftergrad party
Hockey game/arena (audience)
Hockey game/arena (player)
HS Basketball game (audience)
Floor of concert (dancing/moshing in aisle, seated show)
Concert (stage diving)
Provincial Court (because of my stepdad, of all people)
Provincial Games opening ceremony
Many bars
Two house parties
Hotel room (at least two)
Hotel lobby
Hotel lawn (also kicked out of drunk tank in the morning

)
Bed (ex wife)
Bedroom (ex wife)
Main floor (ex wife)

CServant · July 2011

Binions Horseshoe in Las Vega$ for not being able to hold my head up! Kinda their fault though...

ShimmyMommy · July 2011

uhhh...okay...when I was 10, we got kicked out of Easter Sunday Mass...when my biological mother had an explosive bi-polar episode and started telling off the priest during the homily...in front of a packed congregation...so much for compassion for the ill...

RKCNDY · July 2011

PureandEasy wrote:

once in church because me and my girlfriends broke into a laughing hysteria and we couldn't stop and the priest stopped his sermon and admonished us. It was quite embarrassing. That was years ago.

ok, this almost exact same situation happened to me....my friend and I were sitting in the balcony, and I had left the paper backing from my silly 'Hello My name is' name tag on the balcony wall/railing (I still don't know why we STILL had to wear name tags in church).

The sermon was running extra long...and since they cooked lunch for everybody downstairs, we could smell it and hear others' tummies growling (it's about 1pm by now). The youth group leader, who is sitting next to me lets out a big sigh thru his mouth and everything..."huuuuuuuuu---pffffffffffffffffffff" and the little paper backing takes flight and flutters around and down to the ground floor...my friend, the group leader, and I all are trying to stifle giggles, and then a woman pokes my friend and I on the shoulder and scolds us 'you are in god's house!, you do not laugh in his house!' and makes us leave, the group leader tries to tell her that it was him that started it....well, needless to say, my friend and I left the building and walked to the Circle K for ICEEs.

PureandEasy · July 2011

RKCNDY wrote:

PureandEasy wrote:

once in church because me and my girlfriends broke into a laughing hysteria and we couldn't stop and the priest stopped his sermon and admonished us. It was quite embarrassing. That was years ago.

ok, this almost exact same situation happened to me....my friend and I were sitting in the balcony, and I had left the paper backing from my silly 'Hello My name is' name tag on the balcony wall/railing (I still don't know why we STILL had to wear name tags in church).

The sermon was running extra long...and since they cooked lunch for everybody downstairs, we could smell it and hear others' tummies growling (it's about 1pm by now). The youth group leader, who is sitting next to me lets out a big sigh thru his mouth and everything..."huuuuuuuuu---pffffffffffffffffffff" and the little paper backing takes flight and flutters around and down to the ground floor...my friend, the group leader, and I all are trying to stifle giggles, and then a woman pokes my friend and I on the shoulder and scolds us 'you are in god's house!, you do not laugh in his house!' and makes us leave, the group leader tries to tell her that it was him that started it....well, needless to say, my friend and I left the building and walked to the Circle K for ICEEs.

that's great. That would definitely get me going too.

In my case, we were about 12 pews back and in the center row of pews and for the life of me I can't remember what happened but there were five of us and we were cracking up, and trying to stop, but you know how it is, once you lose it, you LOSE it. And the priest was known to be nasty and he did not disappoint.

I think his yelling at us only made it worse.

chadwick · July 2011

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

before ac/dc = a bar in the 5 season's center basement for under age drinking and puking on the bar. school bus 152 times, classrooms, numerous swimming pools, several police cars, many house parties, nursing homes, a chinese restaurant, joe's happy time grill in alaska, farm ponds, a mississippi river bridge, a mississippi river dam, a few boats, a couple islands on the mississippi, a junkyard by the cops, parks, waterslides, graveyards, and interstate highway 61 during conscruction stuck in sand... iowa DOT does not enjoy such behavior, and finally the 10c booted me a few times for things they do not accept as goodtime laughs and stuff

many more to come
i'll add later

Not sure I want to know why you were kicked out of a nursing home. Unless you misunderstood the "nursing" part.

grandpa, his 2 friends and i were drunked up on jack whiskey that i snuck in with his groceries i brought. we were shooting pool out in the community center and falling all over one another, and sneaking back into his room to pour more down. oddly enough they never did smell the skunk bud i was burning in gramps's restroom.

nurse or whoever asked me to leave and leave to booze at home. gramps lit a cigar (in a no smoking area) and pitched her on the ass as i walked out laugin my ass off. true story.

josevolution · July 2011

Ms. Wes C.addle wrote:

H Bar saturday night for skinny dipping off their back dock, my graduation, a Jackyl concert, a Kenny Chesney concert, numerous men's rooms, Misty's tavern, the bus, Tiffany's house for accidentally putting my leg through her parent's wall, Heather's house for accidentally letting boys come in through the basement window, spanish class, art class, hotel in Wi Dells, Perkins, The Cabin, Guu's, hotel bars, I am sure thats the majority. I am a good girl.

And your my ticket buddy :P

chadwick · July 2011

josevolution wrote:

Ms. Wes C.addle wrote:

H Bar saturday night for skinny dipping off their back dock, my graduation, a Jackyl concert, a Kenny Chesney concert, numerous men's rooms, Misty's tavern, the bus, Tiffany's house for accidentally putting my leg through her parent's wall, Heather's house for accidentally letting boys come in through the basement window, spanish class, art class, hotel in Wi Dells, Perkins, The Cabin, Guu's, hotel bars, I am sure thats the majority. I am a good girl.

And your my ticket buddy :P

she is a ball of excitement that one

JTH · July 2011

chadwick wrote:

grandpa, his 2 friends and i were drunked up on jack whiskey that i snuck in with his groceries i brought. we were shooting pool out in the community center and falling all over one another, and sneaking back into his room to pour more down. oddly enough they never did smell the skunk bud i was burning in gramps's restroom.

nurse or whoever asked me to leave and leave to booze at home. gramps lit a cigar (in a no smoking area) and pitched her on the ass as i walked out laugin my ass off. true story.

That's the kind of behavior that should be encouraged in a nursing home.

he.who.forgets · July 2011

my list is pretty extensive as well. Too many bars in Gainesville, FL to count, Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, other strip clubs in Jacksonville, Denny's, Waffle House, Village Inn, my High School, banned for life from a local shopping mall...plenty others I'm probably forgetting. Oh, and the Flamingo sports book for falling asleep - apparently that's frowned upon i vegas. Those were the days

OP, your list is impressive!

SENROCK · July 2011

Pjpixxxie and I were thrown out of a cab in vegas. Allllllllllll becuz I asked the driver if he was having a good day!

SENROCK · July 2011

metsfan wrote:

nowhere

Yeah right liar!!! You were once......PERMA BANNED from the pit!!!

norm · July 2011

SENROCK wrote:

Pjpixxxie and I were thrown out of a cab in vegas. Allllllllllll becuz I asked the driver if he was having a good day!

soo i guess his answer was 'no'

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