The Silverdome, the Fox, applebees, Ramada Inn, at least 6 or 7 bars, Chuck E Cheese, the mall, countless peoples houses and cars,a Spirit airlines flight from Atlantic City to Detroit, the entire country of Canada.. Just to name a few off the top of my head..
Is that you, Ricky Bobby?
Just a couple of bars for me... and I tell the stories as I was politely asked to leave instead of saying I was booted.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
When I get kicked out of places, it's always because of my crazy friends. Really!
Miller Park a few years ago - one of my buddies ran on the field to try to tackle Barry Bonds...of course he was escorted off the field and sent to jail while the rest of us were just escorted out. When the cops asked him why he ran on the field he told them because he wanted to knock Bonds out...they laughed and let him go!
About 2 months ago I went with a group of friends to a wrestling event in Madison for lack of anything better to do. Well we had been drinking all day...one of my friends found an old championship belt and brought it with him which he proceeded to throw into the ring right after a Randy Orton match. Cue all of us getting escorted out again!
Countless bars...usually because of my friends but every now and again I can get a little unruly too... :oops:
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
PJ Newark 2010, my friend lights up a joint during second encore and eventually passes it to me. I get a tap on my back and it's security. Was patted down by at least 3 NJPD officers and maybe 5 Newark power hungry security guards. Kept asking me where the rest of my stuff was. NJPD were cool about the whole thing, but can't say the same for the security staff of the Prudential center. One guy actually started lecturing me on how I could still be smoking at the age of 38. At least I heard almost all of the 2nd encore before they finally threw me out.
once in church because me and my girlfriends broke into a laughing hysteria and we couldn't stop and the priest stopped his sermon and admonished us. It was quite embarrassing. That was years ago.
And then I almost got kicked out of an Elvis Costello concert because my friend was smoking a joint and when the usher asked her to put it out she just HAD to take one more hit. :roll:
Hmmm….this is like a testament to the dangers of teenage binge drinking…all but the last three happened when I was under 20 years of age…and almost every one of them involved being shitfaced drunk.
Grade school catholic mass (Gene Simmons imitation w/Eucharist)
Grade 9 english class (sent to work in hallway for remainder of term)
Hallway outside grade 9 english class (sent to work in office for remainder of term)
Girlfriends’ closet/bedroom/house (by her dad)
One of those teen community dance events
Many high school classes
High school dance (drinking, insulting teachers)
High school (expelled, see above)
Various office stairwells, gas station bathrooms, bus stations, etc (anywhere I could sneak in for a smoke when it was -40 outside)
LRT (subway)
Mall
Cab
Aftergrad party
Hockey game/arena (audience)
Hockey game/arena (player)
HS Basketball game (audience)
Floor of concert (dancing/moshing in aisle, seated show)
Concert (stage diving)
Provincial Court (because of my stepdad, of all people)
Provincial Games opening ceremony
Many bars
Two house parties
Hotel room (at least two)
Hotel lobby
Hotel lawn (also kicked out of drunk tank in the morning )
Bed (ex wife)
Bedroom (ex wife)
Main floor (ex wife)
uhhh...okay...when I was 10, we got kicked out of Easter Sunday Mass...when my biological mother had an explosive bi-polar episode and started telling off the priest during the homily...in front of a packed congregation...so much for compassion for the ill... :(
once in church because me and my girlfriends broke into a laughing hysteria and we couldn't stop and the priest stopped his sermon and admonished us. It was quite embarrassing. That was years ago.
ok, this almost exact same situation happened to me....my friend and I were sitting in the balcony, and I had left the paper backing from my silly 'Hello My name is' name tag on the balcony wall/railing (I still don't know why we STILL had to wear name tags in church).
The sermon was running extra long...and since they cooked lunch for everybody downstairs, we could smell it and hear others' tummies growling (it's about 1pm by now). The youth group leader, who is sitting next to me lets out a big sigh thru his mouth and everything..."huuuuuuuuu---pffffffffffffffffffff" and the little paper backing takes flight and flutters around and down to the ground floor...my friend, the group leader, and I all are trying to stifle giggles, and then a woman pokes my friend and I on the shoulder and scolds us 'you are in god's house!, you do not laugh in his house!' and makes us leave, the group leader tries to tell her that it was him that started it....well, needless to say, my friend and I left the building and walked to the Circle K for ICEEs.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
once in church because me and my girlfriends broke into a laughing hysteria and we couldn't stop and the priest stopped his sermon and admonished us. It was quite embarrassing. That was years ago.
ok, this almost exact same situation happened to me....my friend and I were sitting in the balcony, and I had left the paper backing from my silly 'Hello My name is' name tag on the balcony wall/railing (I still don't know why we STILL had to wear name tags in church).
The sermon was running extra long...and since they cooked lunch for everybody downstairs, we could smell it and hear others' tummies growling (it's about 1pm by now). The youth group leader, who is sitting next to me lets out a big sigh thru his mouth and everything..."huuuuuuuuu---pffffffffffffffffffff" and the little paper backing takes flight and flutters around and down to the ground floor...my friend, the group leader, and I all are trying to stifle giggles, and then a woman pokes my friend and I on the shoulder and scolds us 'you are in god's house!, you do not laugh in his house!' and makes us leave, the group leader tries to tell her that it was him that started it....well, needless to say, my friend and I left the building and walked to the Circle K for ICEEs.
that's great. That would definitely get me going too.
In my case, we were about 12 pews back and in the center row of pews and for the life of me I can't remember what happened but there were five of us and we were cracking up, and trying to stop, but you know how it is, once you lose it, you LOSE it. And the priest was known to be nasty and he did not disappoint.
before ac/dc = a bar in the 5 season's center basement for under age drinking and puking on the bar. school bus 152 times, classrooms, numerous swimming pools, several police cars, many house parties, nursing homes, a chinese restaurant, joe's happy time grill in alaska, farm ponds, a mississippi river bridge, a mississippi river dam, a few boats, a couple islands on the mississippi, a junkyard by the cops, parks, waterslides, graveyards, and interstate highway 61 during conscruction stuck in sand... iowa DOT does not enjoy such behavior, and finally the 10c booted me a few times for things they do not accept as goodtime laughs and stuff
many more to come
i'll add later
Not sure I want to know why you were kicked out of a nursing home. Unless you misunderstood the "nursing" part.
grandpa, his 2 friends and i were drunked up on jack whiskey that i snuck in with his groceries i brought. we were shooting pool out in the community center and falling all over one another, and sneaking back into his room to pour more down. oddly enough they never did smell the skunk bud i was burning in gramps's restroom.
nurse or whoever asked me to leave and leave to booze at home. gramps lit a cigar (in a no smoking area) and pitched her on the ass as i walked out laugin my ass off. true story.
H Bar saturday night for skinny dipping off their back dock, my graduation, a Jackyl concert, a Kenny Chesney concert, numerous men's rooms, Misty's tavern, the bus, Tiffany's house for accidentally putting my leg through her parent's wall, Heather's house for accidentally letting boys come in through the basement window, spanish class, art class, hotel in Wi Dells, Perkins, The Cabin, Guu's, hotel bars, I am sure thats the majority. I am a good girl.
H Bar saturday night for skinny dipping off their back dock, my graduation, a Jackyl concert, a Kenny Chesney concert, numerous men's rooms, Misty's tavern, the bus, Tiffany's house for accidentally putting my leg through her parent's wall, Heather's house for accidentally letting boys come in through the basement window, spanish class, art class, hotel in Wi Dells, Perkins, The Cabin, Guu's, hotel bars, I am sure thats the majority. I am a good girl.
grandpa, his 2 friends and i were drunked up on jack whiskey that i snuck in with his groceries i brought. we were shooting pool out in the community center and falling all over one another, and sneaking back into his room to pour more down. oddly enough they never did smell the skunk bud i was burning in gramps's restroom.
nurse or whoever asked me to leave and leave to booze at home. gramps lit a cigar (in a no smoking area) and pitched her on the ass as i walked out laugin my ass off. true story.
That's the kind of behavior that should be encouraged in a nursing home.
my list is pretty extensive as well. Too many bars in Gainesville, FL to count, Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, other strip clubs in Jacksonville, Denny's, Waffle House, Village Inn, my High School, banned for life from a local shopping mall...plenty others I'm probably forgetting. Oh, and the Flamingo sports book for falling asleep - apparently that's frowned upon i vegas. Those were the days OP, your list is impressive!
Pjpixxxie and I were thrown out of a cab in vegas. Allllllllllll becuz I asked the driver if he was having a good day!
soo i guess his answer was 'no'
Hahaha he was an angry german guy and said 'just get out...i cant take it...i dont want to hear that question vecuz no im not having a good day. Get out.' Hahahahaha
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
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Pjpixxxie and I were thrown out of a cab in vegas. Allllllllllll becuz I asked the driver if he was having a good day!
soo i guess his answer was 'no'
Hahaha he was an angry german guy and said 'just get out...i cant take it...i dont want to hear that question vecuz no im not having a good day. Get out.' Hahahahaha
well it's better than the racist cabbie i had to the airport in vegas...me and my buddy get in and without saying a word this launches into racists jokes...yeah we're white but we weren't wearing hoods! :shock:
that was a cab i wouldn't have minded to get kicked out of :P
Yeah right liar!!! You were once......PERMA BANNED from the pit!!!
once, try like 3 times :oops: . the best is when i signed up using who songs as usernames to get back onto the old board after the final one. i tried using 5:15, won't get fooled again and behind blue eyes.
Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Nudy bars in New Orleans, Leesville, Pensa Cola, San Antonio, Odessa and some shit town in PA the only nudy bar i ever told the "dancers" I was gay.
A few bars here and got banned from Easton mall got kicked out of the comedy club at Easton as well. A steak and shake and a Tee jays. Not much lately though.
only one I can remember...the old Castaways casino in Vegas. I was killing them at the blackjack table and my language was not to their liking
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
oh...just reminded me of another...Dodger Stadium by the straw hat nazis
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Ok so.. I decided to read everyone's "got kicked out stories" to my younger sister, and she's reminded me of a few other places and I'll save the best for last, but let me tell you some of these stories had us rolling.. Apparently churches are popular places to be kicked out of..
Other places I have been kicked out of.. A hospital..( my dad reminded me of this one..) I was 4 yrs old and there on an overnight to find out the source of my obnoxious hyper-activity, which was proved when I ( now remember this is 1977..) picked up the girl in the bed next to mine's traction-bag ( a sand filled bag that used to be used to keep broken legs raised and held steady "in-traction") up, to prove "how strong I was". Her family freaked out, and my family got asked to take me home..I got kicked out of a school for ripping a girl's hair out of her head, cause I got sick of the other kids making fun of me, and spent the rest of the school year in a psych ward, and then a foster home after that..I got kicked out of Disneyland for climbing the rafters in the buildings of Frontierland..I got kicked out if a K-mart store for climbing the shelves, actually I got the whole family kicked out. But the absolute best was.. I got kicked out- asked rather rudely I might add, to leave- a funeral for my step-grandfather cause I farted so loud during the closing prayer that the minister stopped and asked who had done so, at which point all my siblings and cousins pointed in my direction and yelled "It was Tree!!!" No one talked to me the rest of the day..I think those would be the worst..
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Is that you, Ricky Bobby?
Just a couple of bars for me... and I tell the stories as I was politely asked to leave instead of saying I was booted.
Are you Ron Artest??
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
What You Giving
I suggest you step out on your Porch.
Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
Miller Park a few years ago - one of my buddies ran on the field to try to tackle Barry Bonds...of course he was escorted off the field and sent to jail while the rest of us were just escorted out. When the cops asked him why he ran on the field he told them because he wanted to knock Bonds out...they laughed and let him go!
About 2 months ago I went with a group of friends to a wrestling event in Madison for lack of anything better to do. Well we had been drinking all day...one of my friends found an old championship belt and brought it with him which he proceeded to throw into the ring right after a Randy Orton match. Cue all of us getting escorted out again!
Countless bars...usually because of my friends but every now and again I can get a little unruly too... :oops:
once in church because me and my girlfriends broke into a laughing hysteria and we couldn't stop and the priest stopped his sermon and admonished us. It was quite embarrassing.
And then I almost got kicked out of an Elvis Costello concert because my friend was smoking a joint and when the usher asked her to put it out she just HAD to take one more hit. :roll:
Grade school catholic mass (Gene Simmons imitation w/Eucharist)
Grade 9 english class (sent to work in hallway for remainder of term)
Hallway outside grade 9 english class (sent to work in office for remainder of term)
Girlfriends’ closet/bedroom/house (by her dad)
One of those teen community dance events
Many high school classes
High school dance (drinking, insulting teachers)
High school (expelled, see above)
Various office stairwells, gas station bathrooms, bus stations, etc (anywhere I could sneak in for a smoke when it was -40 outside)
LRT (subway)
Mall
Cab
Aftergrad party
Hockey game/arena (audience)
Hockey game/arena (player)
HS Basketball game (audience)
Floor of concert (dancing/moshing in aisle, seated show)
Concert (stage diving)
Provincial Court (because of my stepdad, of all people)
Provincial Games opening ceremony
Many bars
Two house parties
Hotel room (at least two)
Hotel lobby
Hotel lawn (also kicked out of drunk tank in the morning
Bed (ex wife)
Bedroom (ex wife)
Main floor (ex wife)
ok, this almost exact same situation happened to me....my friend and I were sitting in the balcony, and I had left the paper backing from my silly 'Hello My name is' name tag on the balcony wall/railing (I still don't know why we STILL had to wear name tags in church).
The sermon was running extra long...and since they cooked lunch for everybody downstairs, we could smell it and hear others' tummies growling (it's about 1pm by now). The youth group leader, who is sitting next to me lets out a big sigh thru his mouth and everything..."huuuuuuuuu---pffffffffffffffffffff" and the little paper backing takes flight and flutters around and down to the ground floor...my friend, the group leader, and I all are trying to stifle giggles, and then a woman pokes my friend and I on the shoulder and scolds us 'you are in god's house!, you do not laugh in his house!' and makes us leave, the group leader tries to tell her that it was him that started it....well, needless to say, my friend and I left the building and walked to the Circle K for ICEEs.
- Christopher McCandless
that's great. That would definitely get me going too.
In my case, we were about 12 pews back and in the center row of pews and for the life of me I can't remember what happened but there were five of us and we were cracking up, and trying to stop, but you know how it is, once you lose it, you LOSE it. And the priest was known to be nasty and he did not disappoint.
I think his yelling at us only made it worse.
grandpa, his 2 friends and i were drunked up on jack whiskey that i snuck in with his groceries i brought. we were shooting pool out in the community center and falling all over one another, and sneaking back into his room to pour more down. oddly enough they never did smell the skunk bud i was burning in gramps's restroom.
nurse or whoever asked me to leave and leave to booze at home. gramps lit a cigar (in a no smoking area) and pitched her on the ass as i walked out laugin my ass off. true story.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
And your my ticket buddy :P
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
soo i guess his answer was 'no'
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
well it's better than the racist cabbie i had to the airport in vegas...me and my buddy get in and without saying a word this launches into racists jokes...yeah we're white but we weren't wearing hoods! :shock:
that was a cab i wouldn't have minded to get kicked out of :P
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
A few bars here and got banned from Easton mall got kicked out of the comedy club at Easton as well. A steak and shake and a Tee jays. Not much lately though.
:(
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
you wanna buy us a couple lotto tickets?, yes/no
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Key Arena - Nov 05, 2000
Gorge Amphitheater - Sep 01, 2005, Jul 22,23, 2006
Key Arena - Sept 21,22, 2009
Alpine Valley - Sept 3, 4 2011
Other places I have been kicked out of.. A hospital..( my dad reminded me of this one..) I was 4 yrs old and there on an overnight to find out the source of my obnoxious hyper-activity, which was proved when I ( now remember this is 1977..) picked up the girl in the bed next to mine's traction-bag ( a sand filled bag that used to be used to keep broken legs raised and held steady "in-traction") up, to prove "how strong I was". Her family freaked out, and my family got asked to take me home..I got kicked out of a school for ripping a girl's hair out of her head, cause I got sick of the other kids making fun of me, and spent the rest of the school year in a psych ward, and then a foster home after that..I got kicked out of Disneyland for climbing the rafters in the buildings of Frontierland..I got kicked out if a K-mart store for climbing the shelves, actually I got the whole family kicked out. But the absolute best was.. I got kicked out- asked rather rudely I might add, to leave- a funeral for my step-grandfather cause I farted so loud during the closing prayer that the minister stopped and asked who had done so, at which point all my siblings and cousins pointed in my direction and yelled "It was Tree!!!" No one talked to me the rest of the day..I think those would be the worst..