Wow where to start on this one.. I have been kicked out of..
A Christian concert ( Amy Grant to be exact) because I wouldn't sit down, A horse show-twice, same show, same horse...(Oh and because the second time she bit the judge.. hard.. she was banned from the Georgia state fair grounds for life!!), a polo match cause I called Prince Harry a clod (Yes THE actual Prince Harry played at the Empire Polo Grounds in Indio often and I used to work there), several cars, many houses including my parents' house, too many bars to count, a head shop, cause I laughed and pointed,when I read that the crack pipes were for tobacco use only, a sex shop because I couldn't stop laughing at the titles and was "disturbing" the other customers, but seriously by the time I made it to the blow up doll aisle I had lost it..a church cause I didn't have the "right attire", a check cashing place for threatening to blow them up, I got kicked out of court and into jail for calling a judge a fucker, a liquor store for opening my vodka and drinking some before paying for it..many pool halls; but the best was when I caught this dude trying to cheat so I threw the cue ball at him and split his forehead wide the fuck open! Umm there's many more I just can't think of them all right now..
before ac/dc = a bar in the 5 season's center basement for under age drinking and puking on the bar. school bus 152 times, classrooms, numerous swimming pools, several police cars, many house parties, nursing homes, a chinese restaurant, joe's happy time grill in alaska, farm ponds, a mississippi river bridge, a mississippi river dam, a few boats, a couple islands on the mississippi, a junkyard by the cops, parks, waterslides, graveyards, and interstate highway 61 during conscruction stuck in sand... iowa DOT does not enjoy such behavior, and finally the 10c booted me a few times for things they do not accept as goodtime laughs and stuff
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
before ac/dc = a bar in the 5 season's center basement for under age drinking and puking on the bar. school bus 152 times, classrooms, numerous swimming pools, several police cars, many house parties, nursing homes, a chinese restaurant, joe's happy time grill in alaska, farm ponds, a mississippi river bridge, a mississippi river dam, a few boats, a couple islands on the mississippi, a junkyard by the cops, parks, waterslides, graveyards, and interstate highway 61 during conscruction stuck in sand... iowa DOT does not enjoy such behavior, and finally the 10c booted me a few times for things they do not accept as goodtime laughs and stuff
before ac/dc = a bar in the 5 season's center basement for under age drinking and puking on the bar. school bus 152 times, classrooms, numerous swimming pools, several police cars, many house parties, nursing homes, a chinese restaurant, joe's happy time grill in alaska, farm ponds, a mississippi river bridge, a mississippi river dam, a few boats, a couple islands on the mississippi, a junkyard by the cops, parks, waterslides, graveyards, and interstate highway 61 during conscruction stuck in sand... iowa DOT does not enjoy such behavior, and finally the 10c booted me a few times for things they do not accept as goodtime laughs and stuff
many more to come
i'll add later
Not sure I want to know why you were kicked out of a nursing home. Unless you misunderstood the "nursing" part.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I feel like I haven't lived. I've only been kicked out of one place, and that was for knacker-drinking in a pub (i.e. bringing in our own alcohol). We left after we finished our drinks
I feel like I haven't lived. I've only been kicked out of one place, and that was for knacker-drinking in a pub (i.e. bringing in our own alcohol). We left after we finished our drinks
yeah, I am kinda feeling "poser-y"...only been kicked out of that one place... :oops:
oh, gotta add a bar to the list...it was after getting kicked out of the Croc...
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Get the f out of here. There's number one.
I was kicked out of someone's dreams and asked to get into their car...
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Billy Ocean visits you too?
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Sammi: Wanna just break up?
I believe you and I hope you have read enough of my posts that I kid around a lot!!
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
What was it like on the inside? Was there Dancing on the Ceiling?
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
A Christian concert ( Amy Grant to be exact) because I wouldn't sit down, A horse show-twice, same show, same horse...(Oh and because the second time she bit the judge.. hard.. she was banned from the Georgia state fair grounds for life!!), a polo match cause I called Prince Harry a clod (Yes THE actual Prince Harry played at the Empire Polo Grounds in Indio often and I used to work there), several cars, many houses including my parents' house, too many bars to count, a head shop, cause I laughed and pointed,when I read that the crack pipes were for tobacco use only, a sex shop because I couldn't stop laughing at the titles and was "disturbing" the other customers, but seriously by the time I made it to the blow up doll aisle I had lost it..a church cause I didn't have the "right attire", a check cashing place for threatening to blow them up, I got kicked out of court and into jail for calling a judge a fucker, a liquor store for opening my vodka and drinking some before paying for it..many pool halls; but the best was when I caught this dude trying to cheat so I threw the cue ball at him and split his forehead wide the fuck open! Umm there's many more I just can't think of them all right now..
how does one get booted out of there?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
many more to come
i'll add later
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
corn fields, bean fields, alfalfa fields, woods, barns, horse stables, five hog farms, and a railroad yard
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You're a regular Huck Finn.
The Hurricane
a store in the mall
haven't been kicked out in a while... :angel:
- Christopher McCandless
Not sure I want to know why you were kicked out of a nursing home. Unless you misunderstood the "nursing" part.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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SMELL YER MA!
yeah, I am kinda feeling "poser-y"...only been kicked out of that one place... :oops:
oh, gotta add a bar to the list...it was after getting kicked out of the Croc...
- Christopher McCandless