Preposterous Ponderings

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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Before toilet paper... what exactly did they do?
    Left hand, that's why we shake hands with the right.
    NERDS!
  • The Crooked Heart
    The Crooked Heart Posts: 116
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbeP6YqHzg
    Do advertisers REALLY think this appeals to women? Aww a singing mop. That's so cute. I need to go out and buy a swiffer.
    Emily
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Crooked Heart wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbeP6YqHzg
    Do advertisers REALLY think this appeals to women? Aww a singing mop. That's so cute. I need to go out and buy a swiffer.


    I'm a guy but this commercial made me just go hump my broom.
  • The Crooked Heart
    The Crooked Heart Posts: 116
    DS1119 wrote:
    The Crooked Heart wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbeP6YqHzg
    Do advertisers REALLY think this appeals to women? Aww a singing mop. That's so cute. I need to go out and buy a swiffer.


    I'm a guy but this commercial made me just go hump my broom.
    If you ever feel that your mop does not appreciate you buy a swiffer and make that bitch suffer.
    Emily
  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Do animals look at humans behaviour and think "what a bunch of arseholes!"


    According to Stardust1976, yes, yes they do.

    And I've learned not to question her when it comes to animals! :mrgreen:
  • stardust1976
    stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Do animals look at humans behaviour and think "what a bunch of arseholes!"


    According to Stardust1976, yes, yes they do.

    And I've learned not to question her when it comes to animals! :mrgreen:

    Did I ever tell you how smart you are? ;)
    http://giventoart.blogspot.com.au
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Before toilet paper... what exactly did they do?

    Leaves or Shrubbery :D
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    stargirl69 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Before toilet paper... what exactly did they do?

    Leaves or Shrubbery :D

    But not stinging nettles.
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  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Claireack wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Before toilet paper... what exactly did they do?

    Leaves or Shrubbery :D

    But not stinging nettles.

    Oh my definitely not stinging nettles :lol: or bracken or tree branches
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Why must there be someone who yells out "Free Bird" during a live performance of anything...
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    When I order a root beer, why do people say, 'We don't have root beer, but we have Dr. Pepper'
    (it's NOT the same thing!)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    When I order a root beer, why do people say, 'We don't have root beer, but we have Dr. Pepper'
    (it's NOT the same thing!)

    Yeah, what the hell? :lol:

    Too bad they don't follow-up with, "We don't have root beer, but we have sarsparilla"
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Is the whole 'that's what she said' thing ever going to get old? It's just really not that funny anymore...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,839
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Is the whole 'that's what she said' thing ever going to get old? It's just really not that funny anymore...

    Thats what she said!



    Ooops....sorry!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Is the whole 'that's what she said' thing ever going to get old? It's just really not that funny anymore...

    Thats what she said!



    Ooops....sorry!

    :roll:

    I should've expected that. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Do trees get sad when it doesn't rain? :shifty: :lol: And yes, I am being a smart ass! :lol:
    yes, they do. And thirsty. :)
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Why must there be someone who yells out "Free Bird" during a live performance of anything...
    that's excellent! :lol: And, I have no idea, but it's a good question.
  • Horos
    Horos Posts: 4,519
    If Pinnochio says, "My nose will grow."

    What happens?
    #FHP
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Randy Marsh wrote:
    If Pinnochio says, "My nose will grow."

    What happens?


    Someone will say that what she says.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    Randy Marsh wrote:
    If Pinnochio says, "My nose will grow."

    What happens?


    Someone will say that what she says.

    :x

    :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2

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