Preposterous Ponderings

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  • RKCNDY wrote:
    Why doesn't baseball have cheerleaders? I mean, Football, has cheerleaders, Basketball has a dance team, pretty sure hockey has some dance teams too....the Mariners get dancing groundskeepers...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYBJ_yj_YWg
    In the same vein, why is baseball the only sport where the coach (manager) wears the same uniform as the players :?

    I guess since they're ex-players, they like to feel that, although managers now, they could go out and hit a homerun if needed.
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  • Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers, Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers, Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?

    They would lose due to prison rules. :D
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  • Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers, Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?

    They would lose due to prison rules. :D

    Lol! Hey now, gorillas can get down and dirty with the best of 'em. What would you put your money on - Ducks or Gorillas? I rest my case.... :D
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers, Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?

    They would lose due to prison rules. :D

    Lol! Hey now, gorillas can get down and dirty with the best of 'em. What would you put your money on - Ducks or Gorillas? I rest my case.... :D


    Well, that is completely true...but I was thinking your question from the other day...bear vs gorilla... :lol::lol:

    Besides, a duck can get him the jewels when he isn't looking. Prison rules, right?
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!

  • They would lose due to prison rules. :D

    Lol! Hey now, gorillas can get down and dirty with the best of 'em. What would you put your money on - Ducks or Gorillas? I rest my case.... :D


    Well, that is completely true...but I was thinking your question from the other day...bear vs gorilla... :lol::lol:

    Besides, a duck can get him the jewels when he isn't looking. Prison rules, right?

    I remember the Bear vs Gorilla question, lol

    And no way a duck would get a gorilla in the jewels. (I suppose with a hockey stick it could be done, lol) But I think a Gorilla is more suited for football or basketball anyway!
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    I remember the Bear vs Gorilla question, lol

    And no way a duck would get a gorilla in the jewels. (I suppose with a hockey stick it could be done, lol) But I think a Gorilla is more suited for football or basketball anyway!

    Football, definitely...The Seattle SilverBacks would make an awesome name for a team. :think: :thumbup:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I remember the Bear vs Gorilla question, lol

    And no way a duck would get a gorilla in the jewels. (I suppose with a hockey stick it could be done, lol) But I think a Gorilla is more suited for football or basketball anyway!

    Football, definitely...The Seattle SilverBacks would make an awesome name for a team. :think: :thumbup:

    hey...we have the Everett Silvertips....I think those are wolves though :?
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  • Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers, Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?
    There is.. In Pittsburg Kansas there's the Pittsburg Gorillas.. College team.. but they exist..
  • Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers,
    Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?
    There is.. In Pittsburg Kansas there's the Pittsburg Gorillas.. College team.. but they exist..

    Oh a college team, lol. Not good enough for the big leagues yet. I didn't know there was a Pittsburg Kansas...
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I remember the Bear vs Gorilla question, lol

    And no way a duck would get a gorilla in the jewels. (I suppose with a hockey stick it could be done, lol) But I think a Gorilla is more suited for football or basketball anyway!

    Football, definitely...The Seattle SilverBacks would make an awesome name for a team. :think: :thumbup:

    hey...we have the Everett Silvertips....I think those are wolves though :?

    Maybe it could be a name for another "Farm" Team? :shifty:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    If a board member gets enough people to 'foe' them...do they automatically get banned?
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  • Where do stupid people come from?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers, Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?


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  • 81 wrote:
    Why aren't there any sports teams named after gorillas? We've got Lions, Tigers and Bears. All kinds of teams named after birds, including fucking penguins. Sharks, dolphins, mighty fuckin ducks. We've got Sabres, Panthers, Jaguars, Coyotes, Bills, Buccaneers, Bengals, Broncos, Bruins, Cubs, Grizzlies, Bulls....Hornets.

    Why no gorillas? What's wrong with gorillas?


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    Funny! But what about the Washington Redskins, Cleveland Indians and Chicago Blackhawks??
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  • RKCNDY wrote:
    If a board member gets enough people to 'foe' them...do they automatically get banned?

    If a board member, who you have tagged as foe starts a thread, can you not see it?
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    RKCNDY wrote:
    If a board member gets enough people to 'foe' them...do they automatically get banned?

    If a board member, who you have tagged as foe starts a thread, can you not see it?

    I dunno...want me to 'foe' you, then you start a thread, and I'll see if I can see your thread? :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • RKCNDY wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    If a board member gets enough people to 'foe' them...do they automatically get banned?

    If a board member, who you have tagged as foe starts a thread, can you not see it?

    I dunno...want me to 'foe' you, then you start a thread, and I'll see if I can see your thread? :lol:

    I think I like your idea better....all foe'in one person to see if they just get canned :lol:
    hmm...maybe we could just choose off the birthday list :think:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    RKCNDY wrote:

    If a board member, who you have tagged as foe starts a thread, can you not see it?

    I dunno...want me to 'foe' you, then you start a thread, and I'll see if I can see your thread? :lol:

    I think I like your idea better....all foe'in one person to see if they just get canned :lol:
    hmm...maybe we could just choose off the birthday list :think:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    "Happy Birthday...you're banned!"
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Why does dental floss have an expiration date? Does the flavoring go bad and make you sick? does the floss degrade over time? the wax break down? :eh:
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Why does dental floss have an expiration date? Does the flavoring go bad and make you sick? does the floss degrade over time? the wax break down? :eh:

    yes to all
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Why does dental floss have an expiration date? Does the flavoring go bad and make you sick? does the floss degrade over time? the wax break down? :eh:

    yes to all

    no question from shimmymommy
    so

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    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    :oops: thanks chickweed... :lol:

    To elaborate on Dang Dang's generally bad ideas post:

    Why are there trees on ski slopes?
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Why am I not hungry, until I smell someone else's lunch being cooked? I swear, I could go all day without eating...until someone else cooks up something yummy smelling...then im hungry as hell and can't function anymore till I eat my lunch. Damn u! I should be able to make it for at least another hour!!
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  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    why does a 'brain freeze' always feel instead like a 'stomach freeze' to me?? Have I no brain to freeze? :shock:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    when a house is obviously vacant, and nobody is taking care of it...i.e. the blackberry bushes are literally engulfing the house, the grass is 4 feet high, and the fence is broken down...why do the ratfucks keep putting phone books, newspapers and notices on the front door?
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Why is every weather event in the Northeast "catastrophic"?
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Do dogs get annoyed (like humans do) when they step in dog poo?
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Do dogs get annoyed (like humans do) when they step in dog poo?

    no, only when they step in human poo
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    Can a hooker be laid-off?
    #FHP
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