hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again.
funny stuff the jeagler. i once told a teaher of mine something like this... "thanks mom"
everyone laughing...........
hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again.
Nice. Ever answered your home or cell phone with your typical work response?
* Picks up home phone.
This is Dan in HR with Idaho Vet Services how can I help you?
:oops:
Since neither my work phone or homephone dispenses vodka, I choose not to pick up. It's been my experience that nothing good comes from it. A whole worldof good comes from vodka however.
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hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again.
Nice. Ever answered your home or cell phone with your typical work response?
* Picks up home phone.
This is Dan in HR with Idaho Vet Services how can I help you?
:oops:
unfortunately, yes, i have done that...also, after switching to this company a couple years ago it took me a while to stop saying my old company's name when answering the phone. tough habit to break after 7 years.
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hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again.
funny stuff the jeagler. i once told a teaher of mine something like this... "thanks mom"
everyone laughing...........
and me going... :wtf: just happened?
...and that might be the funniest thing i've seen from you, sir. well played indeed. mom
unfortunately, yes, i have done that...also, after switching to this company a couple years ago it took me a while to stop saying my old company's name when answering the phone. tough habit to break after 7 years.
office folk and truck drivers are similar in regards to having hard habits to break after leaving work. i don't drive my car like a car. my car is a large truck??? the jeagler and dan answer their personal phones with their job's greeting vs' a simple "yeah?"
me: hi how are you today?
cbg or whoever else is out there: ( . )( . )
me: nicely done
me: yes please
me: you are a frickin champion
cbg or whoever else is out there: ( . )( . )
me: ................98ouikjyhgfvdaxs !@#$%^&*(_)(*&^%$!@#$%^&*()-YUTIFODP[S'ZGJCLX;'/B V,
duh dur duh dur
i am dying
goodnight
cbg or whoever else is out there: (no word spoken(boys are so stupid most of the time)
I always used to find it hard when saying goodbye to people I didn't know very well - friends of friends, waiters I knew from cafes - 'semi strangers'. I wanted to say more than 'bye', and 'see you' sounded wrong, and 'see you again' was too familiar.
Anyway, I have hit on a magic phrase which I use all the time now..... I say 'See you next time...'
This kind of works, because it sounds friendly without being too committal - and is essentially meaningless, because next time could be never, or in a week, or in a year.
I use this all the time now though. Try it, it's quite good!
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mindless chit-chat...if I really care I'll freaking ask you. In work situations I just usually smile at people when I'm working on something...I'm on a train of thought...don't make me stop it.
One girl (wreyveryvery young girl) actually complained to the supervisor, "she doesn't even say 'good morning' to me when I come in...everybody else does!" my supervisor actually told me I have to say 'good morning' to her every day
so I turned into 'nosey nancy'
she walks in
me: 'good MOR-ning brittney! How are you this lovely morning?!?'
her: :? :oops: 'um...hi' quickly sits down and buries her face in the computer screen
me: 'did you finish that account? I know it was a big one! must have been pretty tough for you, you poor thing! Is there anything I can help you with? I really wanna help you if you need it!"
her: um no that's ok
me: 'well I'll just be right over here! Just yell if you need any help ok? have a great day!'
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thats right 4and20...u just shove that kindness right down her throat...until she becomes more like us and just keeps her freakin mouth shut!!
unfortunately, because the majority of the population are complete morons, some people just dont get it and actually think you are being nice. then, you have a whole nother problem on your hands, because now, youve made a friend. oh well, back to being mean :twisted:
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funny stuff the jeagler. i once told a teaher of mine something like this... "thanks mom"
everyone laughing...........
and me going... :wtf: just happened?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Since neither my work phone or homephone dispenses vodka, I choose not to pick up. It's been my experience that nothing good comes from it. A whole worldof good comes from vodka however.
unfortunately, yes, i have done that...also, after switching to this company a couple years ago it took me a while to stop saying my old company's name when answering the phone. tough habit to break after 7 years.
...and that might be the funniest thing i've seen from you, sir. well played indeed. mom
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Wow, I was certainly not greeted this way in NYC
i was taken aback when you did that whole flashing boob thing in nyc...i mean i'm all in favor of it but was just taken aback :wave:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
oh thanks! most people get weirded out when i do that...don't know why :think:
im fine, how are you?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
understood...
"boobs boobs boobs... no one cares how you are doing so shut your face" ~ east of the mississippi river.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i'm in favor of this.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
cbg or whoever else is out there: ( . )( . )
me: nicely done
me: yes please
me: you are a frickin champion
cbg or whoever else is out there: ( . )( . )
me: ................98ouikjyhgfvdaxs !@#$%^&*(_)(*&^%$!@#$%^&*()-YUTIFODP[S'ZGJCLX;'/B V,
duh dur duh dur
i am dying
goodnight
cbg or whoever else is out there: (no word spoken(boys are so stupid most of the time)
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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slap each other around a bit with their...................... thier........
and yes @ honking. good morning maam how are you?
honk ( . )( . ) honk
stupid cars everywhere
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Anyway, I have hit on a magic phrase which I use all the time now..... I say 'See you next time...'
This kind of works, because it sounds friendly without being too committal - and is essentially meaningless, because next time could be never, or in a week, or in a year.
I use this all the time now though. Try it, it's quite good!
Send my credentials to the house of detention
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
what in sam's hell are you talking about????
dear the juggler,
we're cracking jokes about this guy they call the jeagler.
he's from the jersey shore.
redlight information,
somebody
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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One girl (wreyveryvery young girl) actually complained to the supervisor, "she doesn't even say 'good morning' to me when I come in...everybody else does!" my supervisor actually told me I have to say 'good morning' to her every day
so I turned into 'nosey nancy'
she walks in
me: 'good MOR-ning brittney! How are you this lovely morning?!?'
her: :? :oops: 'um...hi' quickly sits down and buries her face in the computer screen
me: 'did you finish that account? I know it was a big one! must have been pretty tough for you, you poor thing! Is there anything I can help you with? I really wanna help you if you need it!"
her: um no that's ok
me: 'well I'll just be right over here! Just yell if you need any help ok? have a great day!'
- Christopher McCandless
unfortunately, because the majority of the population are complete morons, some people just dont get it and actually think you are being nice. then, you have a whole nother problem on your hands, because now, youve made a friend. oh well, back to being mean :twisted: