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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. :lol: ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again. :cry::lol:

    funny stuff the jeagler. i once told a teaher of mine something like this... "thanks mom"
    everyone laughing........... :lol:



    and me going... :wtf: just happened?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. :lol: ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again. :cry::lol:


    Nice. Ever answered your home or cell phone with your typical work response?

    * Picks up home phone.

    This is Dan in HR with Idaho Vet Services how can I help you?

    :oops:

    Since neither my work phone or homephone dispenses vodka, I choose not to pick up. It's been my experience that nothing good comes from it. A whole worldof good comes from vodka however.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,312
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. :lol: ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again. :cry::lol:


    Nice. Ever answered your home or cell phone with your typical work response?

    * Picks up home phone.

    This is Dan in HR with Idaho Vet Services how can I help you?

    :oops:

    unfortunately, yes, i have done that...also, after switching to this company a couple years ago it took me a while to stop saying my old company's name when answering the phone. tough habit to break after 7 years.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,312
    chadwick wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    hahaha....i once accidentally told a customer on the phone "okay, love you bye" before quickly hanging up. :lol: ...that's what incessent calls from the gf all day can do to one's mind. you just get into a rhythm of saying the same thing over and over again. the lady must have thought i was nuts. we never spoke again. :cry::lol:

    funny stuff the jeagler. i once told a teaher of mine something like this... "thanks mom"
    everyone laughing........... :lol:



    and me going... :wtf: just happened?


    ...and that might be the funniest thing i've seen from you, sir. well played indeed. mom :lol::lol:
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    Wow, I was certainly not greeted this way in NYC
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    i was taken aback when you did that whole flashing boob thing in nyc...i mean i'm all in favor of it but was just taken aback ;) :wave:
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    norm wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    i was taken aback when you did that whole flashing boob thing in nyc...i mean i'm all in favor of it but was just taken aback ;) :wave:
    I liked your boob flash in reply though. Finally someone who gets it! :mrgreen:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Dissidentman wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    Wow, I was certainly not greeted this way in NYC
    I was too in awe of the bucket hat :oops:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    comebackgirl wrote:
    norm wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    i was taken aback when you did that whole flashing boob thing in nyc...i mean i'm all in favor of it but was just taken aback ;) :wave:
    I liked your boob flash in reply though. Finally someone who gets it! :mrgreen:

    oh thanks! most people get weirded out when i do that...don't know why :think:
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    unfortunately, yes, i have done that...also, after switching to this company a couple years ago it took me a while to stop saying my old company's name when answering the phone. tough habit to break after 7 years.
    office folk and truck drivers are similar in regards to having hard habits to break after leaving work. i don't drive my car like a car. my car is a large truck??? the jeagler and dan answer their personal phones with their job's greeting vs' a simple "yeah?"

    im fine, how are you?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    Wow, I was certainly not greeted this way in NYC
    I was too in awe of the bucket hat :oops:

    understood...
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:
    i guess im moving out east where they do not ask or care how you are doing, instead it is on for boobs, lots and lots of them... well done, cbg.

    "boobs boobs boobs... no one cares how you are doing so shut your face" ~ east of the mississippi river. :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,312
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    i'm in favor of this.
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    chadwick wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:
    i guess im moving out east where they do not ask or care how you are doing, instead it is on for boobs, lots and lots of them... well done, cbg.

    "boobs boobs boobs... no one cares how you are doing so shut your face" ~ east of the mississippi river. :mrgreen:
    That's how we do it in on the east coast ;)
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    The Juggler wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    i'm in favor of this.
    I'm sure you are :|
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,312
    comebackgirl wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:

    i'm in favor of this.
    I'm sure you are :|
    :thumbup:
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I usually just smile...sometimes flash a boob by way of greeting, by never under any circumstances do I ask someone how they're doing :evil:
    i guess im moving out east where they do not ask or care how you are doing, instead it is on for boobs, lots and lots of them... well done, cbg.

    "boobs boobs boobs... no one cares how you are doing so shut your face" ~ east of the mississippi river. :mrgreen:
    That's how we do it in on the east coast ;)
    dialin' up jersey shoer... now
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    chadwick wrote:
    dialin' up jersey shoer... now
    Oh no...apparently it is now officially called "the Jersey Cape" - not sure when that happened :?
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    me: hi how are you today?
    cbg or whoever else is out there: ( . )( . )
    me: nicely done
    me: yes please
    me: you are a frickin champion
    cbg or whoever else is out there: ( . )( . )

    me: ................98ouikjyhgfvdaxs !@#$%^&*(_)(*&^%$!@#$%^&*()-YUTIFODP[S'ZGJCLX;'/B V,
    duh dur duh dur
    i am dying
    goodnight

    cbg or whoever else is out there: (no word spoken(boys are so stupid most of the time) :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    So, instead of shaking hands do we honk aforementioned exposed boob? I mean, just a quick grab and release, nothing lingering and creepy.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So, instead of shaking hands do we honk aforementioned exposed boob? I mean, just a quick grab and release, nothing lingering and creepy.
    what do two men do?
    slap each other around a bit with their...................... thier........

    and yes @ honking. good morning maam how are you?
    honk ( . )( . ) honk
    stupid cars everywhere
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    I always used to find it hard when saying goodbye to people I didn't know very well - friends of friends, waiters I knew from cafes - 'semi strangers'. I wanted to say more than 'bye', and 'see you' sounded wrong, and 'see you again' was too familiar.

    Anyway, I have hit on a magic phrase which I use all the time now..... I say 'See you next time...'

    This kind of works, because it sounds friendly without being too committal - and is essentially meaningless, because next time could be never, or in a week, or in a year.

    I use this all the time now though. Try it, it's quite good!
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    comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So, instead of shaking hands do we honk aforementioned exposed boob? I mean, just a quick grab and release, nothing lingering and creepy.
    You've gotta flash yours right back! Norm will show you how it's done ;)
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,312
    comebackgirl wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    dialin' up jersey shoer... now
    Oh no...apparently it is now officially called "the Jersey Cape" - not sure when that happened :?


    what in sam's hell are you talking about????
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    what in sam's hell are you talking about????

    dear the juggler,

    we're cracking jokes about this guy they call the jeagler.
    he's from the jersey shore.

    redlight information,
    somebody
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    comebackgirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So, instead of shaking hands do we honk aforementioned exposed boob? I mean, just a quick grab and release, nothing lingering and creepy.
    You've gotta flash yours right back! Norm will show you how it's done ;)

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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    mindless chit-chat...if I really care I'll freaking ask you. In work situations I just usually smile at people when I'm working on something...I'm on a train of thought...don't make me stop it.

    One girl (wreyveryvery young girl) actually complained to the supervisor, "she doesn't even say 'good morning' to me when I come in...everybody else does!" my supervisor actually told me I have to say 'good morning' to her every day

    so I turned into 'nosey nancy'

    she walks in
    me: 'good MOR-ning brittney! How are you this lovely morning?!?'
    her: :? :oops: 'um...hi' quickly sits down and buries her face in the computer screen
    me: 'did you finish that account? I know it was a big one! must have been pretty tough for you, you poor thing! Is there anything I can help you with? I really wanna help you if you need it!"
    her: um no that's ok
    me: 'well I'll just be right over here! Just yell if you need any help ok? have a great day!'
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    thats right 4and20...u just shove that kindness right down her throat...until she becomes more like us and just keeps her freakin mouth shut!! :lol:

    unfortunately, because the majority of the population are complete morons, some people just dont get it and actually think you are being nice. then, you have a whole nother problem on your hands, because now, youve made a friend. oh well, back to being mean :twisted:
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