the things you say when youre drunk

catefrances
catefrances Posts: 29,003
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    catefrances wrote:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon


    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    Brilliant :D
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • appie
    appie Posts: 1,441
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:
    Pearl Jam 4 live
    h8 2 w8 for concerts
  • Kloddz
    Kloddz Posts: 2,573
    catefrances wrote:
    Anti-constitutionalistically
    Being a non-native English speaker, I've just tried to say this out loud (I'm sober all right) - took me 3 attempts to get it right. :lol:

    Brilliant list though! :mrgreen:
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

    http://www.last.fm/user/Kloddz
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Kloddz wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    Anti-constitutionalistically
    Being a non-native English speaker, I've just tried to say this out loud (I'm sober all right) - took me 3 attempts to get it right. :lol:

    Brilliant list though! :mrgreen:


    It is a great list, and I couldn't get if for ages...
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,383
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?
    It begins with. "Sorry but your arse does look big in that" :D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?


    1. Ah, don't worry about it... i've had a vasectomy.
    2. of course i'll call you.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    dunkman wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?


    1. Ah, don't worry about it... i've had a vasectomy.
    2. of course i'll call you.
    lol
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians

    Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
    Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
    Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    lastt night I was hammered and I said:
    part A, number 1-3
    part B, number 2 and 3
    part C, number 7 and 9

    I also said 'i love you man' to a fat hairy fellow.

    just kidding, its all lies.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    lastt night I was hammered and I said:
    part A, number 1-3
    part B, number 2 and 3
    part C, number 7 and 9

    I also said 'i love you man' to a fat hairy fellow.

    just kidding, its all lies.

    except the latter statement right? There is always a hint of truth to a statement ;)
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians

    Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
    Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
    Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    Cree Nations wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    lastt night I was hammered and I said:
    part A, number 1-3
    part B, number 2 and 3
    part C, number 7 and 9

    I also said 'i love you man' to a fat hairy fellow.

    just kidding, its all lies.

    except the latter statement right? There is always a hint of truth to a statement ;)

    well, I WAS hammered, that's the truth. The rest i'll never tell. ;)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?

    yes another round
    and
    it's too late to go to bed now
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,383
    dunkman wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?


    1. Ah, don't worry about it... i've had a vasectomy.
    2. of course i'll call you.

    Pregnancy was the least of my worries...


    Nevermind - it just occurred to me that you were not directing those comments to me, sorry.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    appie wrote:
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:


    me to
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,383
    BinauralJam wrote:
    appie wrote:
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:


    me to

    We know, you're "old fashioned"
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    appie wrote:
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:


    me to

    We know, you're "old fashioned"


    Oh look, the Bartender has a issue with us Sober people. Typical.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I discovered just the other night that parking meters make great walking sticks...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,383
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:

    me to

    We know, you're "old fashioned"


    Oh look, the Bartender has a issue with us Sober people. Typical.

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Aero83_
    Aero83_ Posts: 933
    Ha...I may have to borrow this. Of course giving full and due credit to the author..
    catefrances wrote:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon


    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    ...10/31/09, 05/21/10, Peru, Los Angeles
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    catefrances wrote:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon


    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

    well played
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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