the things you say when youre drunk

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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    the most famous thing among my group that was every uttered while drunk was unfortunately by me. People were talking for some reason about who they took to university grad. I piped up and said:

    "I took moo-moo to grad". That was about 10 years ago. It was mentioned at my wedding. And usually ever time we all get together.

    Thing was, I never graduated from university. I didn't go to my high school grad dance (just the party). So it made no sense at all. :lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Paul David wrote:
    the most famous thing among my group that was every uttered while drunk was unfortunately by me. People were talking for some reason about who they took to university grad. I piped up and said:

    "I took moo-moo to grad". That was about 10 years ago. It was mentioned at my wedding. And usually ever time we all get together.

    Thing was, I never graduated from university. I didn't go to my high school grad dance (just the party). So it made no sense at all. :lol:
    i said this exact thing one time when i was drunk and similar in age to our friend 81 :lol:
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    It's not really what I say but rather how I say it. I start talking like I'm British. Bloody wankers!
    I'll be back
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited November 2010
    when i drink the last drop of wine out of my 3rd bottle
    i quit talking and communicate with others by way of fire and axes
    each flame is a house on fire and hacked up with axes
    all while no talking
    it is amazing
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited March 2011
    a friend said:

    "why the long face, fellow[/i]" (To a tree that was wearing sunglasses)
    Post edited by rollings on
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    sorry man...
    shit
    sorry i puked on ya, dude...
    fuck
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I discovered just the other night that parking meters make great walking sticks...
    :lol: thats a good one! :lol:

    I don't remember what I say when I'm drunk...so I couldn't say ;)
  • myra
    myra Posts: 1,257
    Half Full wrote:
    Some of the Things:

    "that person must extremely not give a shit in the world"

    "look what the dumb dick I did"

    "why the long face, fellow    " (To a tree that was wearing sunglasses)


    :lol::lol:
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Half Full wrote:
    Some of the Things:

    "that person must extremely not give a shit in the world"

    "look what the dumb dick I did"

    "why the long face, fellow    " (To a tree that was wearing sunglasses)

    that's fucking hilarious. especially the last one. :lol:
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    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 46,901
    once upon a time it was this " just one more"
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14

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