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the things you say when youre drunk

catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    catefrances wrote:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon


    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    Brilliant :D
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • appieappie Posts: 1,441
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:
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  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    catefrances wrote:
    Anti-constitutionalistically
    Being a non-native English speaker, I've just tried to say this out loud (I'm sober all right) - took me 3 attempts to get it right. :lol:

    Brilliant list though! :mrgreen:
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Kloddz wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    Anti-constitutionalistically
    Being a non-native English speaker, I've just tried to say this out loud (I'm sober all right) - took me 3 attempts to get it right. :lol:

    Brilliant list though! :mrgreen:


    It is a great list, and I couldn't get if for ages...
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?
    It begins with. "Sorry but your arse does look big in that" :D
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?


    1. Ah, don't worry about it... i've had a vasectomy.
    2. of course i'll call you.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    dunkman wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?


    1. Ah, don't worry about it... i've had a vasectomy.
    2. of course i'll call you.
    lol
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    lastt night I was hammered and I said:
    part A, number 1-3
    part B, number 2 and 3
    part C, number 7 and 9

    I also said 'i love you man' to a fat hairy fellow.

    just kidding, its all lies.
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    lastt night I was hammered and I said:
    part A, number 1-3
    part B, number 2 and 3
    part C, number 7 and 9

    I also said 'i love you man' to a fat hairy fellow.

    just kidding, its all lies.

    except the latter statement right? There is always a hint of truth to a statement ;)
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians

    Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
    Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
    Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Cree Nations wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    lastt night I was hammered and I said:
    part A, number 1-3
    part B, number 2 and 3
    part C, number 7 and 9

    I also said 'i love you man' to a fat hairy fellow.

    just kidding, its all lies.

    except the latter statement right? There is always a hint of truth to a statement ;)

    well, I WAS hammered, that's the truth. The rest i'll never tell. ;)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?

    yes another round
    and
    it's too late to go to bed now
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Where is the list of things that are easy to say when drunk?


    1. Ah, don't worry about it... i've had a vasectomy.
    2. of course i'll call you.

    Pregnancy was the least of my worries...


    Nevermind - it just occurred to me that you were not directing those comments to me, sorry.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    appie wrote:
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:


    me to
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    appie wrote:
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:


    me to

    We know, you're "old fashioned"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    appie wrote:
    Indead brilliant! And it makes me glad i dont drink..... :lol:


    me to

    We know, you're "old fashioned"


    Oh look, the Bartender has a issue with us Sober people. Typical.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I discovered just the other night that parking meters make great walking sticks...
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:

    me to

    We know, you're "old fashioned"


    Oh look, the Bartender has a issue with us Sober people. Typical.

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Aero83_Aero83_ Posts: 933
    Ha...I may have to borrow this. Of course giving full and due credit to the author..
    catefrances wrote:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon


    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    ...10/31/09, 05/21/10, Peru, Los Angeles
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    catefrances wrote:

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon


    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

    well played
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    the most famous thing among my group that was every uttered while drunk was unfortunately by me. People were talking for some reason about who they took to university grad. I piped up and said:

    "I took moo-moo to grad". That was about 10 years ago. It was mentioned at my wedding. And usually ever time we all get together.

    Thing was, I never graduated from university. I didn't go to my high school grad dance (just the party). So it made no sense at all. :lol:
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Paul David wrote:
    the most famous thing among my group that was every uttered while drunk was unfortunately by me. People were talking for some reason about who they took to university grad. I piped up and said:

    "I took moo-moo to grad". That was about 10 years ago. It was mentioned at my wedding. And usually ever time we all get together.

    Thing was, I never graduated from university. I didn't go to my high school grad dance (just the party). So it made no sense at all. :lol:
    i said this exact thing one time when i was drunk and similar in age to our friend 81 :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    It's not really what I say but rather how I say it. I start talking like I'm British. Bloody wankers!
    I'll be back
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited November 2010
    when i drink the last drop of wine out of my 3rd bottle
    i quit talking and communicate with others by way of fire and axes
    each flame is a house on fire and hacked up with axes
    all while no talking
    it is amazing
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    edited March 2011
    a friend said:

    "why the long face, fellow[/i]" (To a tree that was wearing sunglasses)
    Post edited by rollings on
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    sorry man...
    shit
    sorry i puked on ya, dude...
    fuck
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I discovered just the other night that parking meters make great walking sticks...
    :lol: thats a good one! :lol:

    I don't remember what I say when I'm drunk...so I couldn't say ;)
  • myramyra Posts: 1,257
    Half Full wrote:
    Some of the Things:

    "that person must extremely not give a shit in the world"

    "look what the dumb dick I did"

    "why the long face, fellow    " (To a tree that was wearing sunglasses)


    :lol::lol:
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Half Full wrote:
    Some of the Things:

    "that person must extremely not give a shit in the world"

    "look what the dumb dick I did"

    "why the long face, fellow    " (To a tree that was wearing sunglasses)

    that's fucking hilarious. especially the last one. :lol:
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,057
    once upon a time it was this " just one more"
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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