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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Cosmo wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Cosmo wrote:

    No Ed Hardy.

    Hell yes. Just to add to it diamond stud earrings make you look like a douchebag, and going to a tanning bed is strictly prohibited.
    ...
    Yes...
    You get a tan from being out in the SUN... not from an over-sized E-Z Bake Oven. And spray on tans are also an offense that results in ejection from the gender.

    I'd like to lobby for a little bit more than just an ejection as a spray on tan in general is close to being the definition of ridiculous.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    seinfeld thought that would work too :D

    Yeah, but everyone is so sensitive these days as far as rights, and disorders and shit...I'm sure to have my way.
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    I'm watching the phils game in denver tonight and I notice some dork sitting behind home plate is wearing a red sox jersey. there's another rule...don't wear a jersey to a game unless that team is playing.

    the red sox fans are the worst
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    Ain't it so! I probably piss outside as much as I do inside

    you're an american.

    it's your god given right to piss wherever the hell you please.

    Jeagler, say one night you are in the ol' backyard admiring the new fence, when on the other side of the barrier, you notice a red-blooded american male pissing on your fence. What do you do?

    i say: "touche"
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    The Fixer wrote:
    I'm watching the phils game in denver tonight and I notice some dork sitting behind home plate is wearing a red sox jersey. there's another rule...don't wear a jersey to a game unless that team is playing.

    the red sox fans are the worst

    already covered in the fraud thread. it references the nba, but holds true to any sport:

    2. If you're attending an NBA game, don't wear the jersey of a team that isn't competing in the game. It's bad enough to see people wearing authentic NBA jerseys in public -- if they're wearing a T-shirt underneath it, they look ridiculous, and if they aren't wearing a T-shirt, usually there's flab and shoulder hair everywhere, and you're wishing that they were wearing a T-shirt. Besides, it's not like you need to wear an NBA jersey to get yourself in the mood for an NBA game, unlike baseball, football and hockey.
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    The Fixer wrote:
    I'm watching the phils game in denver tonight and I notice some dork sitting behind home plate is wearing a red sox jersey. there's another rule...don't wear a jersey to a game unless that team is playing.

    the red sox fans are the worst

    another one like that - don't wear the jersey of a team in a different sport while attending a game. if at a Phillies game no reason to wear Eagles, Flyers or Sixers jersey. You look pathetic stop it please.
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    pjhawks wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    I'm watching the phils game in denver tonight and I notice some dork sitting behind home plate is wearing a red sox jersey. there's another rule...don't wear a jersey to a game unless that team is playing.

    the red sox fans are the worst

    another one like that - don't wear the jersey of a team in a different sport while attending a game. if at a Phillies game no reason to wear Eagles, Flyers or Sixers jersey. You look pathetic stop it please.

    agreed. at least the philly fans don't do eagles chants at phils games anymore. that shit used to piss me off

    we don't have the brightest fan base here in philadelphia
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Do not wear sunglasses indoors*, unless:
    a. You are blind (which wouldn't matter to you because you can't read this because you are blind)
    b. You just had Lasik surgery.
    c. You have a problem with your eye(s). If it is pink eye... stay the fuck away from the rest of us, you contagious stupid fuck
    ...
    *This also includes wearing sunglasses at night.
    ...
    Wearing sunglasses indoors at night constitutes a double whammy, a.k.a. A Double Douche penalty.

    The only thing you should know about all this 'Twilight' crap is that the dark haired Goth chick is bangable.
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  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

    Sounds like a man with experience here. :D

    I've been there. This was pre-wife. I'm now married and this long lost friend has friend requested me on Facebook. I've never told my wife about her other than that we were college friends. But still feel a little weird about friending her, considering the "adventurous" times we had. :? Facebook can open up some awkward situations.
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    eyedclaar wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Just want to point out.......this thread is titled "Man Laws".....but inside its a bunch of dudes arguing about shoes.

    Where's comebackgirl when you need something this serious sorted out?
    I'm here! :wave: A day late and more than a few dollars short because I bought 2 new pairs of shoes today :mrgreen: Love them!

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I'm here! :wave: A day late and more than a few dollars short because I bought 2 new pairs of shoes today :mrgreen: Love them!

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)
    ...
    Wait... I sometimes wear faded Levi 501 jeans and old school Nike Cortez shoes... and I not supposed to? Both are really comfortable.
    What shoes should I wear with my 501s?
    A. Danner Ft. Lewis army boots
    B. USMC issue Belleville desert boots
    C. Nike Air Strike cleats
    D. Uncomfortable, ugly ass black dress shoes I only wear to weddings and funerals
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Cosmo wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I'm here! :wave: A day late and more than a few dollars short because I bought 2 new pairs of shoes today :mrgreen: Love them!

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)
    ...
    Wait... I sometimes wear faded Levi 501 jeans and old school Nike Cortez shoes... and I not supposed to? Both are really comfortable.
    What shoes should I wear with my 501s?
    A. Danner Ft. Lewis army boots
    B. USMC issue Belleville desert boots
    C. Nike Air Strike cleats
    D. Uncomfortable, ugly ass black dress shoes I only wear to weddings and funerals
    faded jeans are always acceptable :) I'd go with the boots...but definitely no white sneakers :shock:
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,107
    Cosmo wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I'm here! :wave: A day late and more than a few dollars short because I bought 2 new pairs of shoes today :mrgreen: Love them!

    Oh and I agree with eyed...the white sneakers with jeans combo is a no go :)
    ...
    Wait... I sometimes wear faded Levi 501 jeans and old school Nike Cortez shoes... and I not supposed to? Both are really comfortable.
    What shoes should I wear with my 501s?
    A. Danner Ft. Lewis army boots
    B. USMC issue Belleville desert boots
    C. Nike Air Strike cleats
    D. Uncomfortable, ugly ass black dress shoes I only wear to weddings and funerals
    depends on the state
    northern cali-birks in the summer, merrels in the winter
    ny-rock the geox or ecco black leather gore tex in winter-in summer, stay inside and AC au natural :lol:
    chicago-timberlands all year long :lol:

    man rule: never rock the LL bean hunting shoe in any way, tan bucks or the blucher moc, unless you attend harvard, MIT or yale-in white case you can wear pink shirts and funny shoes :mrgreen:
  • loadedgun
    loadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,397
    No man shall ever tuck his shirt into his underwear. Especially when he decides to pull his underwear slightly out of his pants so it is viewable for all others to see.

    I witnessed this at a wedding last weekend, of all places. I kid you not.
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    The only thing you should know about all this 'Twilight' crap is that the dark haired Goth chick is bangable.

    which dark haired goth chick would that be???
    hear my name
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    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    manlaw #356

    just cause we have dark hair, wear black and find you all unamusing, please dont assume were goth. but dont assume we wont bite your head off either. ;)8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,283
    catefrances wrote:
    manlaw #356

    just cause we have dark hair, wear black and find you all unamusing, please dont assume were goth. but dont assume we wont bite your head off either. ;)8-)
    I'm unamusing? wait , then why are you laughing AT me? hehehe
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    • Men should never wear white socks and sandals together

    • Men should never wear fanny packs

    • Men shouldnt wear those horrible golf pleated shorts unless they are playing golf.. and it;s a gay only golf club

    • Should always attempt to eat food using their hands as often as possible. This includes soup... see it as a challenge.

    • Men should never try on their partners underwear... unless of course it during some kind of foreplay bet... i.e. if you wear my panties and bra you can *insert illegal sexual act here* me

    • Men should never be the designated driver.

    • All men should own a drill
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,283
    dunkman wrote:
    • Men should never wear white socks and sandals together

    • Men should never wear fanny packs

    • Men shouldnt wear those horrible golf pleated shorts unless they are playing golf.. and it;s a gay only golf club

    • Should always attempt to eat food using their hands as often as possible. This includes soup... see it as a challenge.

    • Men should never try on their partners underwear... unless of course it during some kind of foreplay bet... i.e. if you wear my panties and bra you can *insert illegal sexual act here* me

    • Men should never be the designated driver.

    • All men should own a drill
    black socks and sandals however are perfectly fine!!
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