Concert bathroom break songs

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  • cajunkiwi
    cajunkiwi Posts: 984
    I'd just pee on the feet of the people walking past heading to the bathroom...
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    No songs! I pee BEFORE the show starts,
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  • megatron
    megatron Posts: 3,420
    this just reminded me..i got pissed on during can't keep in columbia. the first song i feel a wetness on the back of my legs. turned around and yep..
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Papa Don't Preach
    like a virgin
    material girl


    Who the HELL leaves to go pee during "PAPA DON'T PREACH", call yourself a fan....
  • giventofly0812
    giventofly0812 Posts: 218
    This all reminds me of my U2 experience this year. Waiting in the GA line starting at 2, my friend had had a few to many, and didn't want to leave his spot when the mad rush came. So he decides hes gonna pee in a bottle. Ends up over filling the bottle and peeing on the guys feet in front of him. One of the funniest things ive ever seen
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  • Kloddz
    Kloddz Posts: 2,573
    TheVan218 wrote:
    Unless I feel like my bladder is going to rupture inside of me, I paid for the ticket, I'm watching my favorite band.
    The thread was over after the first reply. You don't take piss breaks during a PJ show for fuck's sakes! :evil:
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  • Hinn
    Hinn Posts: 1,517
    I'll have spare nappies with me for those braving the all-day rail experience at Werchter!
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  • simpleman
    simpleman Posts: 425
    bathroom breaks are for the weak..... the only time you should leave the position, is to get 4 more beers!!
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  • Better Dan
    Better Dan Posts: 5,684
    MrSmith wrote:
    i could never imagine going to so many shows that Even Flow becomes boring to watch. when they play it, its so much more than a song. its a showcase


    Even Flow is definitely the song I'll go to the bathroom for if I have to pee. I never really liked this song even before I started seeing PJ live, and it's a long song so I know I can usually make it back by the end of the solo.
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  • samjam
    samjam New York Posts: 9,283
    I'll go before the show.
    I'll go after the opener.

    But sure as hell not missing anything during the show!! I want as much PJ as humanly possible!
    There are no songs that warrant bathroom breaks for me!
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  • Drop1The0Leash
    Drop1The0Leash Posts: 954
    samjam wrote:
    I'll go before the show.
    I'll go after the opener.

    But sure as hell not missing anything during the show!! I want as much PJ as humanly possible!
    There are no songs that warrant bathroom breaks for me!


    I do the same thing. Although it didn't help at Philly 3. I had to piss so bad and I was sweating so bad from rocking out so much that I thought I pissed myself at one point. Would have been well worth it.
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  • MF151004
    MF151004 Posts: 31
    ELDERLY WOMAN, EVERY SHOW..i'd wish they would stop playing it but then I'd pee my pants
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  • Ayedavanita
    Ayedavanita Posts: 1,443
    I agree with the no bathroom breaks thing, just float out of the place when the show is over, lol.
    "You think I got my eyes closed but I'm lookin' at you the whole fuckin' time..."
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    why not take a piss during the first break? is it really that difficult?
  • Drop1The0Leash
    Drop1The0Leash Posts: 954
    MrSmith wrote:
    why not take a piss during the first break? is it really that difficult?


    Yesit is that difficult. I need to stay there and cheer/chant loudly until they come back for the encore...........duh
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Drop1The0Leash wrote:
    MrSmith wrote:
    why not take a piss during the first break? is it really that difficult?


    Yesit is that difficult. I need to stay there and cheer/chant loudly until they come back for the encore...........duh
    heh i just dont look at it as a first encore anymore. its a break. the second one is an encore to me!

    have they ever played one set and left? i would hate to be at that show!
  • Abe Froman
    Abe Froman Posts: 5,379
    Fuck all the not drinking at PJ so I don't have to pee posts! I prefer to drink heavily, and yes at some point a dudes gotta piss. First break usually works. If not Evenflow, Jeremy, Betterman, Last Kiss, any of these won't make me lose sleep over missing.
  • Grimbliss
    Grimbliss Posts: 32
    Abe Froman wrote:
    Fuck all the not drinking at PJ so I don't have to pee posts! I prefer to drink heavily, and yes at some point a dudes gotta piss. First break usually works. If not Evenflow, Jeremy, Betterman, Last Kiss, any of these won't make me lose sleep over missing.


    Thank you. Especially all these "How dare you miss any PJ song to piss" posts. I'm pretty sure everyone here is a huge PJ fan, so get over yourselves. Apparently some people don't realize that when you drink a lot..... you piss! It happens. It doesn't make you a lesser fan. Yes, I would prefer to not miss any minute of the entire 2-3 hour set.... but when you've been drinking all day that's asking a lot.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    old people...pff
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  • MF151004
    MF151004 Posts: 31
    I love Pearl Jam but seriously, do you all really like every single song as much as the next to not take a piss? At least you know how long you have if you pick a song you've heard a :roll: million times
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