Concert bathroom break songs

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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    ok,how old are some of u??80?90?..and u cant hold 2-3 hours?i cant imagine if u come to europe shows, if u get in the venue,with 10c tix,no toilet after...so in euro show if i see someone piss his pans i must think he is American :lol:
    well me personally if i was to ever to go to europe for a concert i wouldn't drink before the concert or i'd just hold it and make a mad dash for the bathroom right as ylb ends :lol::lol:
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  • why now u dont bitching
    why now u dont bitching Posts: 248
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Papa Don't Preach
    like a virgin
    material girl

    Right on.....just don't go pee during Like a Prayer.



    But yeah....at Pearl Jam...I ain't leavin my seat.
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  • reedrothchild
    reedrothchild Posts: 635
    betterman. i can make it back in time for the end if there's a save it for later tag.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    metsfan wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    ok,how old are some of u??80?90?..and u cant hold 2-3 hours?i cant imagine if u come to europe shows, if u get in the venue,with 10c tix,no toilet after...so in euro show if i see someone piss his pans i must think he is American :lol:
    well me personally if i was to ever to go to europe for a concert i wouldn't drink before the concert or i'd just hold it and make a mad dash for the bathroom right as ylb ends :lol::lol:
    i drink always at the day before,we have the meetings,but the day of the show,i go early in the morning to the venue ,so i try not to drink all day,i go to toilet before the doors open,around 17:00.and from there.nothing....if u go to toilet,,u will be away from stage...and during the show,moving,jumping its ok.u forget all :D
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  • airblue1
    airblue1 Posts: 413
    I wear Depends
    Hail To the Victors
    I refer to those in front...
  • Back_Pedal
    Back_Pedal Posts: 1,171
    TheVan218 wrote:
    Unless I feel like my bladder is going to rupture inside of me, I paid for the ticket, I'm watching my favorite band.




    Now whether or not this viewpoint will change after my first shows, will remain to be seen.
    Exactly. Plus, I'm blessed with an awesome bladder, so I usually have no problem holding it. I'd rather not have some jerk come and steal my seat while I'm gone either, because I've wound up standing for the rest of shows because of that.
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  • pjamaholic
    pjamaholic Posts: 1,225
    I have never left my seat/position to go pee during ;) a PJ show. They don't visit us often enough in Australia and I want to be there for every song they do. For that reason, once I've found my seat or position in ga I worm my way out to the toilets before the show starts and get it over and done with so I can enjoy the show without having to worry about peeing during any of the songs. Especially in ga it's extremely hard to get a position back towards the front once the concert has started, I'm just not prepared to risk going out and losing my place.
  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    despite jitters about it and intensive training with ziggy and dunky, i didn't even think about needing to pee in aucks. good thing too cuz i would never have been able to get back into the front row. and i agree with all the sentiments of "you shouldn't leave during any song muthabitches!"

    i got pulverised during some fast songs at my first show and had to escape to get water. i'll never forgive myself for missing immortality.
  • morello
    morello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    Yeah, OMG who the hell leaves a gig like PJ to go pee?!?! You hold on, stop drinking liquid at 9am, dehydrate yourself like crazy coz I'm sure as hell not missing a single song at a big concert! I dunno, has never really been an issue for me, especially when you get up the front I guess you sweat any liquid out or it's just all too exciting or something.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    morello wrote:
    Yeah, OMG who the hell leaves a gig like PJ to go pee?!?!
    Americans...they are sensitive with their "birds"
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    depends where the show is.
    In the US i was taking a piss break due to the pre party drinking, and that was usually even flow, and i was back before the solo.
    Europe with the line ups is different, but once you are in, you might not to get off the barrier, if you do, do it early.
    At the Sydney show last year, i spent 6 hours in line or more in 43c 100f + temps, 6 hours on the rail drank about 5 litres or more of water all day, and only went before i went in the gates. Did not need to go after the show. Despite huge water consumption, it as a good sign of dehydration.
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  • doompony
    doompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    sweet sweet front-row-spot-saving-dehydration...
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Yield151 wrote:
    Forget encore break, the womens restroom is always packed.

    You should do like some brave lasses in Philly... just go to the men's room. :)
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  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    doompony wrote:
    sweet sweet front-row-spot-saving-dehydration...

    I'll second that. I've never peed during a PJ concert in my life. There are some things you just need to make adjustments for. Fluid intake is one of those things.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    pissing during a concert is an entirely american concept. I'll never understand how someone cannot hold their pee in for 2 to 3 hours...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Nittany1bn
    Nittany1bn Near Philadelphia Posts: 214
    i could hold it if i had too, but i go during elderly woman or betterman...seen them too many times, so i go just to skip 'em. evenflow is a different story...i've seen it every time, but mike just goes off, can't miss that
  • megatron
    megatron Posts: 3,420
    i made it 4 shows w/o a break...then chicago 2 last year ed played no more. i could have held it. but i saw my chance.

    austin city limits right before pj came out i filled up an empty water jug...then everyone surged towards the stage so i must apologize to anyone that found my jug

    philly 4 i went during evenflow..knew it was gonna be a long show
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    To date the song was Even Flow (the name says it all!). However, my 2010 piss break song will be Just Breathe! I would be happy never hearing this song ever again, actually.
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  • gregkitefan
    gregkitefan Posts: 1,122
    Elderly Woman

    This song sounds the same no matter what.
    Crowd yells and screams and I go pee and get more beers.
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  • Grandmas Jam
    Grandmas Jam Posts: 1,860
    AtlantaJammer wrote:
    legates54 wrote:
    I pee in a cup and set it beneath my seat


    I call BS, but funny regaurdless.
    unfortunately this is probably true. my friend does the same thing during PJ concerts. He refuses to leave to go on a bathroom break and is usually wasted so he doesn't give a shit. Pisses in a cup. I have to pay attention because I've been to a bunch of shows with him. The last one I went to I got excited for 'Breathe' and started shaking him....little did I know he was pissing. Well he pissed on the person in front of him :roll: :? :lol: terrible, yet kinda funny. needless to say they didn't notice, they thought it was beer. needless to say that is the last PJ show I sit next to him at
    Ryan Crooks insists upon himself

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