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CJMST3K
CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
edited February 2010 in The Porch
Pearl Jam will be playing Jay Leno's first return show to Late Night. They will perform "Not For You".
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Pearl Jam is hiring Will Farrell to play cowbell on tour. His real function is to act as a "Jeff decoy" to keep Jeff safe when they play Atlanta.

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Pearl Jam will release video of the Philly shows on laserdisc (that's right, laserdisc)

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The new Pearl Jam documentary has lost it's director Cameron Crowe, and is being replaced by James Cameron. It will include mostly love scenes between Mike and Boom, and gloss over the actual history of the band. It will also be in 3D.

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*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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  • zootown
    zootown Posts: 666
    Here's one: Pearl Jam only cares about money, not the fans or the music :lolno:
    I hold the pain, release me!
  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    CJMST3K wrote:
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    Dude died in a hang gliding accident..what an idiot!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • MisterEtake2
    MisterEtake2 Posts: 404
    Chuck Norris will fill in for Matt Cameron when Soundgarden goes on tour.
  • aneutronbomb
    aneutronbomb Posts: 818
    :lol::lol: laserdisc
    and fuck me if I say somethin you dont wanna hear, fuck me!
    and fuck me if you only hear what you wanna hear
    fuck me...if I care...but im not leavin here
  • gonzo
    gonzo Posts: 769
    Pearl Jam's set for the Jazz festival will only include strings, piano, horns and upright bass. Ed will only sing in scat.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • SPJ
    SPJ BRIGANTINE BEACH Posts: 255
    We will receive the Christmas single in December.
  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,597
    Eddie is leaving the band to join Aerosmith as Steven Tyler's replacement. It is a lifelong dream of both Eddie and Joe Perry.
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    "...I changed by not changing at all..."
  • LineOneMightyFine
    LineOneMightyFine Posts: 347
    Boom has given up the keys in favor of an electric kazoo. Thus, he will now have a more prominent role in the band.
  • pjsteelerfan
    pjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,905
    MisterEtake2 wrote:
    Chuck Norris will fill in for Matt Cameron when Soundgarden goes on tour.

    Legaly this could not happen. If Chuck Norris ever threw his sticks out into the crowd the amount of deaths could not be covered under any insurance policy.
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • aneutronbomb
    aneutronbomb Posts: 818
    LineOneMightyFine wrote:
    Boom has given up the keys in favor of an electric kazoo. Thus, he will now have a more prominent role in the band.
    he will of course be replaced on the keys by none other than keyboard cat

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    and fuck me if I say somethin you dont wanna hear, fuck me!
    and fuck me if you only hear what you wanna hear
    fuck me...if I care...but im not leavin here
  • arq
    arq Posts: 8,101
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    If Chuck Norris ever threw his sticks out into the crowd the amount of deaths could not be covered under any insurance policy.

    :lol: but in the other hand imagine how much the boy could safe in security for the band! is just a matter of balance.
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
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  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WILL STOP BEING BABIES ABOUT THE TOUR
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The members of PJ suffered serious brain damage in a recent rugby scrum and will now do nothing but tour the south.
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  • arq
    arq Posts: 8,101
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The members of PJ suffered serious brain damage in a recent rugby scrum and will now do nothing but tour the south.

    I can see that happen! 8-)
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • CantKeepmedown
    CantKeepmedown Portland, Maine Posts: 3,119
    There will be tour news next week.
  • CantKeepMeHere
    CantKeepMeHere Posts: 2,177
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    Just a joke folks - there is too much 10c bashing going on - right
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  • 12345AGNST1
    12345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    gonzo wrote:
    Pearl Jam's set for the Jazz festival will only include strings, piano, horns and upright bass. Ed will only sing in scat.

    Pearl Jams set for the Jazz fest will include Jazz Oddyssey played 28 times.

    fix'd
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • cajunkiwi
    cajunkiwi Posts: 984
    It will be revealed that the Philly Boots are actually "filly boots" - commemorative horseshoes specifically designed for young female horses.

    The band will publicly apologize for the confusion during their Thermopolis, Wyoming, concert on April 1.
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • dave grolsch
    dave grolsch Posts: 730
    PJ for Glastonbury :mrgreen:

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