Official Inaccurate Rumor Thread:

FirstExit

This is Eddie Vedder and I think you're all stupid.

aneutronbomb

CantKeepMeHere wrote:

whats going on here?

pj + pittsburgh + vermont...

are you me?

MG79478

SPJ wrote:

We will receive the Christmas single in December.

This one is actually true, but it will be the 2009 single that we receive in December 2010.

MisterEtake2

Pearl Jam's North American tour is being limited to 32 Ten Club only secret shows at small clubs throughout the US and Canada. Admission is predicated on any ten club member randomly granted tickets not revealing any information about the shows to anyone. Members have even been requested to ask about the tour on The Porch in order to throw off those left out. The ten club staff is so busy monitoring compliance with the secrecy provisions, it has left them little time to focus on other projects like the Philly Boots.

t0mMye

MisterEtake2 wrote:

Chuck Norris will fill in for Matt Cameron when Soundgarden goes on tour.

Chuck Norris will fill in for the band when they are not touring. He will play every instrument at the same time.

edwho

The fan club president has been reelected for a second term through an overwhelming majority vote by its membership

HollisBrown

CJMST3K wrote:

Pearl Jam is hiring Will Farrell to play cowbell on tour. His real function is to act as a "Jeff decoy" to keep Jeff safe when they play Atlanta.

Who's gonna tell Chad Smith he has to find a new decoy?

BinauralJam

Dave Grohl will sit in for Matt, while Matt tours with that other band... sorry can't remember there name. The one that became AudioSlave and actually kicked ass, ya that one. :roll:

HollisBrown

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KO282453 wrote:

Dave Grohl will sit in for Matt, while Matt tours with that other band... sorry can't remember there name. The one that became AudioSlave and actually kicked ass, ya that one. :roll:

Matt's the new drummer for Rage? Kick Ass

BinauralJam

HollisBrown wrote:

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KO282453 wrote:

Dave Grohl will sit in for Matt, while Matt tours with that other band... sorry can't remember there name. The one that became AudioSlave and actually kicked ass, ya that one. :roll:

Matt's the new drummer for Rage? Kick Ass

Rage isn't touring, no there was some other connection.

vedder_soup

after years of neglect, pearl jam will only tour the south, and never tour the North East again

eeriepadave

The Spectrum DVD bootlegs will be released sometime this month

Ledbetterman10

Boom has kidnapped Stone, stolen the master tapes from the Spectrum, and has taken off to his evil lair hidden inside a volcano in Hawaii where he's holding them for ransom.

Boom's Demands:

$30 million for the Philly tapes.

A crate of wine, bag of pot, and vinyl of Quadrophenia for Stone

InHerOwnWorld

Ledbetterman10 wrote:

Boom has kidnapped Stone, stolen the master tapes from the Spectrum, and has taken off to his evil lair hidden inside a volcano in Hawaii where he's holding them for ransom.

Boom's Demands:

$30 million for the Philly tapes.

A crate of wine, bag of pot, and vinyl of Quadrophenia for Stone

:thumbup:

Vedder_Girl77

Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Jon Bon Jovi, Billy Joel and the ghost of Michael Jackson will show up at the last show at The Spectrum. :roll:

t0mMye

Vedder_Girl77 wrote:

Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Jon Bon Jovi, Billy Joel and the ghost of Michael Jackson will show up at the last show at The Spectrum. :roll:

I remember those rumors...the stuff people write...

CJMST3K

Since PJ no longer specifies a "Christmas record" and now specifies "An Annual Gift", the band has decided to send each member a DVD and CD's of the Philly shows as their Annual Gift.