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CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
edited February 2010 in The Porch
Pearl Jam will be playing Jay Leno's first return show to Late Night. They will perform "Not For You".
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Pearl Jam is hiring Will Farrell to play cowbell on tour. His real function is to act as a "Jeff decoy" to keep Jeff safe when they play Atlanta.

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Pearl Jam will release video of the Philly shows on laserdisc (that's right, laserdisc)

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The new Pearl Jam documentary has lost it's director Cameron Crowe, and is being replaced by James Cameron. It will include mostly love scenes between Mike and Boom, and gloss over the actual history of the band. It will also be in 3D.

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  • zootownzootown Posts: 666
    Here's one: Pearl Jam only cares about money, not the fans or the music :lolno:
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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    CJMST3K wrote:
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    Dude died in a hang gliding accident..what an idiot!
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  • MisterEtake2MisterEtake2 Posts: 389
    Chuck Norris will fill in for Matt Cameron when Soundgarden goes on tour.
  • aneutronbombaneutronbomb Posts: 787
    :lol::lol: laserdisc
    and fuck me if I say somethin you dont wanna hear, fuck me!
    and fuck me if you only hear what you wanna hear
    fuck me...if I care...but im not leavin here
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Pearl Jam's set for the Jazz festival will only include strings, piano, horns and upright bass. Ed will only sing in scat.
    peace,
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  • SPJSPJ Posts: 255
    We will receive the Christmas single in December.
  • JimmyVJimmyV Posts: 19,129
    Eddie is leaving the band to join Aerosmith as Steven Tyler's replacement. It is a lifelong dream of both Eddie and Joe Perry.
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  • LineOneMightyFineLineOneMightyFine Posts: 347
    Boom has given up the keys in favor of an electric kazoo. Thus, he will now have a more prominent role in the band.
  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Posts: 9,895
    MisterEtake2 wrote:
    Chuck Norris will fill in for Matt Cameron when Soundgarden goes on tour.

    Legaly this could not happen. If Chuck Norris ever threw his sticks out into the crowd the amount of deaths could not be covered under any insurance policy.
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  • aneutronbombaneutronbomb Posts: 787
    LineOneMightyFine wrote:
    Boom has given up the keys in favor of an electric kazoo. Thus, he will now have a more prominent role in the band.
    he will of course be replaced on the keys by none other than keyboard cat

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    and fuck me if I say somethin you dont wanna hear, fuck me!
    and fuck me if you only hear what you wanna hear
    fuck me...if I care...but im not leavin here
  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    If Chuck Norris ever threw his sticks out into the crowd the amount of deaths could not be covered under any insurance policy.

    :lol: but in the other hand imagine how much the boy could safe in security for the band! is just a matter of balance.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WILL STOP BEING BABIES ABOUT THE TOUR
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    The members of PJ suffered serious brain damage in a recent rugby scrum and will now do nothing but tour the south.
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  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    eyedclaar wrote:
    The members of PJ suffered serious brain damage in a recent rugby scrum and will now do nothing but tour the south.

    I can see that happen! 8-)
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  • CantKeepmedownCantKeepmedown Posts: 3,020
    There will be tour news next week.
  • CantKeepMeHereCantKeepMeHere Posts: 2,177
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    gonzo wrote:
    Pearl Jam's set for the Jazz festival will only include strings, piano, horns and upright bass. Ed will only sing in scat.

    Pearl Jams set for the Jazz fest will include Jazz Oddyssey played 28 times.

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  • cajunkiwicajunkiwi Posts: 984
    It will be revealed that the Philly Boots are actually "filly boots" - commemorative horseshoes specifically designed for young female horses.

    The band will publicly apologize for the confusion during their Thermopolis, Wyoming, concert on April 1.
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  • dave grolschdave grolsch Posts: 730
    PJ for Glastonbury :mrgreen:
  • FirstExitFirstExit Posts: 973
    This is Eddie Vedder and I think you're all stupid.
  • aneutronbombaneutronbomb Posts: 787
    CantKeepMeHere wrote:
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    whats going on here?

    pj + pittsburgh + vermont...

    are you me?
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  • MG79478MG79478 Posts: 1,668
    SPJ wrote:
    We will receive the Christmas single in December.

    This one is actually true, but it will be the 2009 single that we receive in December 2010.
  • MisterEtake2MisterEtake2 Posts: 389
    Pearl Jam's North American tour is being limited to 32 Ten Club only secret shows at small clubs throughout the US and Canada. Admission is predicated on any ten club member randomly granted tickets not revealing any information about the shows to anyone. Members have even been requested to ask about the tour on The Porch in order to throw off those left out. The ten club staff is so busy monitoring compliance with the secrecy provisions, it has left them little time to focus on other projects like the Philly Boots.
  • t0mMyet0mMye Posts: 821
    MisterEtake2 wrote:
    Chuck Norris will fill in for Matt Cameron when Soundgarden goes on tour.

    Chuck Norris will fill in for the band when they are not touring. He will play every instrument at the same time.
    Ten Club # 433608, when I am 80 I will be in the front row!
  • edwhoedwho Posts: 811
    The fan club president has been reelected for a second term through an overwhelming majority vote by its membership :o

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  • HollisBrownHollisBrown Posts: 4,325
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Pearl Jam is hiring Will Farrell to play cowbell on tour. His real function is to act as a "Jeff decoy" to keep Jeff safe when they play Atlanta.

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    Who's gonna tell Chad Smith he has to find a new decoy?
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dave Grohl will sit in for Matt, while Matt tours with that other band... sorry can't remember there name. The one that became AudioSlave and actually kicked ass, ya that one. :roll:
  • HollisBrownHollisBrown Posts: 4,325
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    KO282453 wrote:
    Dave Grohl will sit in for Matt, while Matt tours with that other band... sorry can't remember there name. The one that became AudioSlave and actually kicked ass, ya that one. :roll:
    Matt's the new drummer for Rage? Kick Ass
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    HollisBrown wrote:
    over here=============================================================>>>>
    KO282453 wrote:
    Dave Grohl will sit in for Matt, while Matt tours with that other band... sorry can't remember there name. The one that became AudioSlave and actually kicked ass, ya that one. :roll:
    Matt's the new drummer for Rage? Kick Ass

    Rage isn't touring, no there was some other connection.
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