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  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Bart, when asked if he knows his multiplication tables: " I know OF them"

    Joey Joe joe Junior Shabadoo

    Thats the the worst name I ever heard

    JOEY JOE JOE!!!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Red_Dot
    Red_Dot Posts: 1,454
    Homer: “Lets celebrate by the adding of chocolate to milk”
    Take me for a ride before we leave...
  • Got a hard hard head
    Got a hard hard head Posts: 638
    Apu: OH NO, it is my Mother!

    Homer: What's the big problem?

    Apu: Don't you see? She is here to meet my wife?

    (Completely blank look from Homer)

    Apu: The wife that I told her I had?

    (Completely blank look from Homer)

    Apu: Aaah, I do not have a wife!

    Homer: Then maybe you shouldn't have told her you did.
    It's gonna be a glorious day...
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Got a hard hard head wrote:
    Apu: OH NO, it is my Mother!

    Homer: What's the big problem?

    Apu: Don't you see? She is here to meet my wife?

    (Completely blank look from Homer)

    Apu: The wife that I told her I had?

    (Completely blank look from Homer)

    Apu: Aaah, I do not have a wife!

    Homer: Then maybe you shouldn't have told her you did.

    LMAO!!!

    And homer totally forgets that he was supposed to ask Marge to pretend to be Apu's wife.. :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • mcthud
    mcthud Posts: 366
    Otto: They call em fingers, but you never see em fing! *long pause* Ooh! There they go...
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,186
    edited June 2020
    from when Bart wants to play pee wee football "Bart Star" Marge is in the sports store looking for a jock strap

    Marge: Look. I want a cup.
    Sports store clerk: Cup. Could you spell that?
    Marge: C-U-P. I wanna C-U...Oh, my God!


    Also when Homer purposely gains weight to go on disability this one had some of my favs:

    Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
    Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.
    Marge: Bart!

    Homer: Well, give me a Y, give me a…Hey! All I have to type is Y. (to Marge) Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
    Marge: Good. Good for you.


    Post edited by eeriepadave on
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,186
    Simpsons 450th episode airs tonight! :clap:


    And right after that is the 20th Anniv. Special :D Unfortunately I won't be able to watch it going to see Julian Casablancas tonight.
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    I can't go to the library anymore more, everybody STINKS!!!

    My all time favourite:

    'Cause their stupid thats why! Thats why everyone does EVERYTHING!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,435
    The internet, I hear they have that on computers now...
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    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • tcaporale
    tcaporale Posts: 1,577
    eeriepadave wrote:
    Simpsons 450th episode airs tonight! :clap:


    And right after that is the 20th Anniv. Special :D Unfortunately I won't be able to watch it going to see Julian Casablancas tonight.
    Ah crap, I forgot about that!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "To start, press any key." Where's the "any" key?! I see Kuh-tor-ull, Esc, and Pig-Up, but I don't see the "Any" key! Woah, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a tab. (Presses tab key) Ooh, too late for that now, the computer's starting!


    Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of people know that.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Troy McClure: Hi I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".

    Troy McClure: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.

    Dr Nick: Thank you, Troy. Hi, everybody.

    Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick.
  • Got a hard hard head
    Got a hard hard head Posts: 638
    "Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year."

    "Dramatisation. May not have happened."

    Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
    Homer’s brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.
    Homer: Takes one to know one.
    Homer’s brain: Swish!
    It's gonna be a glorious day...
  • Got a hard hard head
    Got a hard hard head Posts: 638
    Reverend Lovejoy: If anyone knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

    (Camera zooms in to Homer's thoughts.)

    Homers Brain: Da da da da, HEY!! Da da da! Da da da da, HEY! Da da da!
    It's gonna be a glorious day...
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Milhouse: Oh no, Bart's a goner. Anyone else want to be my new best friend?

    Ralph: I will

    Milhouse: Yes, Finally I will be the dominate one

    Ralph: Be quiet

    Milhouse: Yes sir
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  • Sawyer
    Sawyer Posts: 2,411
    Skinner: My trousers...they've descended

    McBain: The goggles do nothing!
  • Brony
    Brony Posts: 648
    hahaha that Fallout boy episode was classic

    look out, Radioactive man!

    again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again and again

    MY EYES MY EYS THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

    ps- was that the one too when homer was stretching with the roadies?
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Skinner: Nibbles!!! Chew through my ball sack
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,186
    edited June 2020
    Brony wrote:
    hahaha that Fallout boy episode was classic

    look out, Radioactive man!

    again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again and again

    MY EYES MY EYS THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

    ps- was that the one too when homer was stretching with the roadies?

    yes it was

    Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
    Dialogue coach: No, "Up and atom".
    Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
    Dialogue coach: Up and *atom*.
    Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
    Dialogue coach: [frustrated] Better.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJ5Hljz2e8


    Ralph (auditioning for Fall Out Boy): What's for lunch tomorrow?
    Lunchlady: Next!
    Ralph: Chicken necks?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz85HCSTm5Y


    Post edited by eeriepadave on
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,186
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPwb6wudV0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkNul4wQH0

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA

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