Understanding Women: A Handbook for Men

SPEEDY MCCREADY · January 2010

LikeAnOcean wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

A handbook for men???? Bullshit!!!!! hehehehehe

Life and relationships are not that fucking difficult.....

Just be yourself....
Act naturally.....
Dont tell anyone how they should behave...
Dont make lists.....On how anyone should be treated....
Dont make lists of what is right and what is wrong.....

It is not that difficult.........

Speedy, thats the smartest thing I've ever heard you say.

I remember dating a girl.....About 15 years ago....

We dated for 3 months or so....And she was fucking constantly telling me how to act, how to dress, how to blah blah blah.....

Anyone who has met me knows god damned good and well, that I will take care of myself any god damned way I want to.....PERIOD!!!! Do not tell me how to do ANYTHING, because I am pretty fucking sure I can take care of myself.....

Anyway I am supposed to meet her family on Thanksgiving.....But FIRST I go to my familys house and spend a few hours with my mom......

I get to her familys house...Her brother(a friend of mine) opens the door.....I walk in and introduce myself and shake hands with about 10-15 of her family members....I see her standing at the kitchen door, with a shitty look on her face......She proceeds with....."Where were you?? Why are you so late?? I told you dinner was at 4:00.....I dont believe you were at your moms.....Whats the other girls name"???

I turned around and starting shaking everyones hand again and telling them it was a pleasure to meet them, and opened the front door.....

Each and every person there, knew it was the last time I would ever see them....
My buddy walks to the front door and says to me as I am leaving....

"I told you 3 months ago my sister was an asshole"

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Just a story about an ignorant bitch I once dated......

_ · January 2010

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Rule for guys: If she has a list of rules, she is not worth it.

Rule for women: If he needs a list of rules, he's not worth it.

(But we'll try to help him out anyway because we feel sorry for him, and for the girls he'll try to get with in the future.)

norm · January 2010

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

A handbook for men???? Bullshit!!!!! hehehehehe

Life and relationships are not that fucking difficult.....

Just be yourself....
Act naturally.....
Dont tell anyone how they should behave...
Dont make lists.....On how anyone should be treated....
Dont make lists of what is right and what is wrong.....

It is not that difficult.........

Speedy, thats the smartest thing I've ever heard you say.

I remember dating a girl.....About 15 years ago....

We dated for 3 months or so....And she was fucking constantly telling me how to act, how to dress, how to blah blah blah.....

Anyone who has met me knows god damned good and well, that I will take care of myself any god damned way I want to.....PERIOD!!!! Do not tell me how to do ANYTHING, because I am pretty fucking sure I can take care of myself.....

Anyway I am supposed to meet her family on Thanksgiving.....But FIRST I go to my familys house and spend a few hours with my mom......

I get to her familys house...Her brother(a friend of mine) opens the door.....I walk in and introduce myself and shake hands with about 10-15 of her family members....I see her standing at the kitchen door, with a shitty look on her face......She proceeds with....."Where were you?? Why are you so late?? I told you dinner was at 4:00.....I dont believe you were at your moms.....Whats the other girls name"???

I turned around and starting shaking everyones hand again and telling them it was a pleasure to meet them, and opened the front door.....

Each and every person there, knew it was the last time I would ever see them....
My buddy walks to the front door and says to me as I am leaving....

"I told you 3 months ago my sister was an asshole"

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Just a story about an ignorant bitch I once dated......

i feel sorry for the dumb sonofabitch that married that chick

SPEEDY MCCREADY · January 2010

scb wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Rule for guys: If she has a list of rules, she is not worth it.

Rule for women: If he needs a list of rules, he's not worth it.

(But we'll try to help him out anyway because we feel sorry for him, and for the girls he'll try to get with in the future.)

Rule #1 for women(and I use that term loosely)....

Dont try to change a guy in to something he is not.......

dimitrispearljam · January 2010

norm wrote:

i feel sorry for the dumb sonofabitch that married that chick

true..so sorry,he must be on 20 pills a day

SPEEDY MCCREADY · January 2010

norm wrote:

i feel sorry for the dumb sonofabitch that married that chick

The girl was a fucking psychopath...hehehehe

Maybe a week or so earlier....She spends the night.....I get up at 4am to go to work....I walk in the house 13 hours later.....

She is sitting at my kitchen table, again with a shitty look on her face....

She says to me...."Whats this"?????

In front of her she has my picture album( that she had found while going through my closet)...

I say its a picture album.....

She says to me....."Who the fuck is this"???????

She had removed all the pictures I have....Of myself and a previous girlfriend I had LIVED with for 7-10 years....And had them scattered all over the place.....

She had no problem going through my belongings...
She had no problem destroying my picture album......
She had no problem whatsoever.....And she expected an explanation from me????? hehehehehehehehehe

I knew right then and there that this blithering idiot was a complete fucking psycho......hehehehehehe

Whizbang · January 2010

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

A handbook for men???? Bullshit!!!!! hehehehehe

Life and relationships are not that fucking difficult.....

Just be yourself....
Act naturally.....
Dont tell anyone how they should behave...
Dont make lists.....On how anyone should be treated....
Dont make lists of what is right and what is wrong.....

It is not that difficult.........

Agreed.....

And for the record, I prefer not be included in a group of women who think men need a handbook on how to behave and understand women.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · January 2010

Whizbang wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

A handbook for men???? Bullshit!!!!! hehehehehe

Life and relationships are not that fucking difficult.....

Just be yourself....
Act naturally.....
Dont tell anyone how they should behave...
Dont make lists.....On how anyone should be treated....
Dont make lists of what is right and what is wrong.....

It is not that difficult.........

Agreed.....

And for the record, I prefer not be included in a group of women who think men need a handbook on how to behave and understand women.

Pretty silly, isnt it....

Males and females who need to make up lists, and categorize people.....

Dont really need to look far, to figure out why they cant get a date....
All they need to do is look in the fucking mirror.....

hehehehehehehehehehe

norm · January 2010

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Maybe a week or so earlier....She spends the night.....I get up at 4am to go to work....I walk in the house 13 hours later.....

wait...after the thanksgiving incident you didn't dump her sorry ass? :shock:

_ · January 2010

Hahaha.... I just turned on my computer and this article was the first thing that popped up on the (pre-set) MSN home page:

27 Things Men Don't Know About Women
Female celebrities offer relationship secrets and dating advice for the opposite gender. Now maybe they'll learn something.

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/staticslideshowes.aspx?cp-documentid=22506015&GT1=32023

SPEEDY MCCREADY · January 2010

norm wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Maybe a week or so earlier....She spends the night.....I get up at 4am to go to work....I walk in the house 13 hours later.....

wait...after the thanksgiving incident you didn't dump her sorry ass? :shock:

The picture album incident happened maybe a week or 2 before Thanksgiving....

I have no idea why I didnt dump her right there and then....

Wait a second....Yes i do.....

She gave incredible head.......aches!!!! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

_ · January 2010

norm wrote:

scb wrote:

1. Do not, under any circumstances, send a woman you've never met a picture of your cock. If you do, don't expect to ever be taken seriously.

you understand that the guys that do this have many more problems than understanding women...they're not good around anyone

Yes, I do. You understand that there are more of these guys around than you might thing... :(

norm wrote:

scb wrote:

DISCLAIMER: These are all generalizations, of course, and do not apply to every single woman, relationship, or situation. Also, I'm aware that some of them should be in the handbook for women as well. This is not a criticism of men, only a helpful guide.

then really the thread should be understanding people...because in the end, it's not so much the sexes that need to understand each other, but the individual

I agree.

_ · January 2010

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

scb wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Rule for guys: If she has a list of rules, she is not worth it.

Rule for women: If he needs a list of rules, he's not worth it.

(But we'll try to help him out anyway because we feel sorry for him, and for the girls he'll try to get with in the future.)

Rule #1 for women(and I use that term loosely)....

Dont try to change a guy in to something he is not.......

I don't and I wouldn't want to.

But you have to admit that some guys are clueless when it comes to how to interact with women, and many of them ask for advice. This thread is for them.

It's not a criticism of them or the rest of you (though some men sure are sensitive about these things). As I said before, there are people of both sexes who could use advice at least every now and then, and I'd love to see one of you men start a Handbook for Women thread.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · January 2010

scb wrote:

Hahaha.... I just turned on my computer and this article was the first thing that popped up on the (pre-set) MSN home page:

27 Things Men Don't Know About Women
Female celebrities offer relationship secrets and dating advice for the opposite gender. Now maybe they'll learn something.

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/staticslideshowes.aspx?cp-documentid=22506015&GT1=32023

Not an attack on you....
Not being personal.....
Just making an observation, based on your posts the last 2 days....

YOU are either angry at ONE certain man.....
or....
YOU hate all men in general......heheheheheheheheheh

Ive been there.....Its been 20 or so years....

But there was a time when every female I ever knew.....Could drop dead, and I would have thrown a party!!!! hehehehehehehehehehe

LikeAnOcean · January 2010

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

A handbook for men???? Bullshit!!!!! hehehehehe

Life and relationships are not that fucking difficult.....

Just be yourself....
Act naturally.....
Dont tell anyone how they should behave...
Dont make lists.....On how anyone should be treated....
Dont make lists of what is right and what is wrong.....

It is not that difficult.........

Speedy, thats the smartest thing I've ever heard you say.

I remember dating a girl.....About 15 years ago....

We dated for 3 months or so....And she was fucking constantly telling me how to act, how to dress, how to blah blah blah.....

Anyone who has met me knows god damned good and well, that I will take care of myself any god damned way I want to.....PERIOD!!!! Do not tell me how to do ANYTHING, because I am pretty fucking sure I can take care of myself.....

Anyway I am supposed to meet her family on Thanksgiving.....But FIRST I go to my familys house and spend a few hours with my mom......

I get to her familys house...Her brother(a friend of mine) opens the door.....I walk in and introduce myself and shake hands with about 10-15 of her family members....I see her standing at the kitchen door, with a shitty look on her face......She proceeds with....."Where were you?? Why are you so late?? I told you dinner was at 4:00.....I dont believe you were at your moms.....Whats the other girls name"???

I turned around and starting shaking everyones hand again and telling them it was a pleasure to meet them, and opened the front door.....

Each and every person there, knew it was the last time I would ever see them....
My buddy walks to the front door and says to me as I am leaving....

"I told you 3 months ago my sister was an asshole"

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Just a story about an ignorant bitch I once dated......

Understandable you dumped her, but I'm sure she had other qualities that brought you to her in the first place.

_ · January 2010

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

scb wrote:

Hahaha.... I just turned on my computer and this article was the first thing that popped up on the (pre-set) MSN home page:

27 Things Men Don't Know About Women
Female celebrities offer relationship secrets and dating advice for the opposite gender. Now maybe they'll learn something.

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/staticslideshowes.aspx?cp-documentid=22506015&GT1=32023

Not an attack on you....
Not being personal.....
Just making an observation, based on your posts the last 2 days....

YOU are either angry at ONE certain man.....
or....
YOU hate all men in general......heheheheheheheheheh

Ive been there.....Its been 20 or so years....

But there was a time when every female I ever knew.....Could drop dead, and I would have thrown a party!!!! hehehehehehehehehehe

I don't hate men at all, and I'm not angry at anyone.

But my posts in the past couple of days (as I thought I had already mentioned somewhere) have been most recently inspired by a particular guy who's been trying to get me to go out with him but is absolutely fucking clueless about how to interact with women. I feel bad for the guy, especially since, when I told him to leave me alone, he complained that he doesn't understand women and can't understand why they always take him the wrong way and won't go out with him.

I have known MANY guys like this in my life who are good guys, but can never get a girlfriend and don't understand why. The ones who have dealt well enough with rejection to remain my friends have asked for my advice. The ones who followed it got girlfriends, and sometimes wives and happy families. So I'm just saying that there are guys out there who don't need to be changed, but who just need (and want) a little insight. They can take it or leave it.

And for the record, I don't have any trouble getting a date. (That was a childish assumption, by the way.) What I have trouble with, and would love to see a Handbook for Women thread about, is rejecting the guys who ask me out or breaking things off with the ones I'm dating. I never want to hurt anyone's feelings.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · January 2010

Childish assumption....

Im gonna let that go....hehehehehehe

GTFLYGIRL · January 2010

Claireack wrote:

I think this is thread is a good idea. Although I'd also like to see Understanding Men: A Handbook for Women, at 42 I still haven't got a clue what goes on in mens head a lot of the time.

Ones for the list;

If your girlfriend/wife/partner is covered in snot, barking like a dog and hasn't slept properly for a week don't assume that she is up for a night of passion and that giving you a BJ is going to cure all her ills.

Your girlfriend/wife/partner really doesn't need to be told they have put a little weight on over the holiday season. They know.

i

you!

GTFLYGIRL · January 2010

norm wrote:

then really the thread should be understanding people...because in the end, it's not so much the sexes that need to understand each other, but the individual

awesome!

and.... i think that is what ms. scb was implying all along!

i_lov_it · January 2010

GTFLYGIRL wrote:

norm wrote:

then really the thread should be understanding people...because in the end, it's not so much the sexes that need to understand each other, but the individual

awesome!

and.... i think that is what ms. scb was implying all along!

EXACTLY!!!...Because There's NO Understanding WOMEN!...lol :P :P :P

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